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geoprimedonna

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OK, but Coca-Cola is bad for you. You end up dying with diabetes and such.

I wish for a Chocobo.

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Granted but then you have to buy an acre for it to live and frolic, you need the food it eats and have to take care of it every day.

I wish I could know how to fire a weapon.

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OK, but you kill a cow in India, so your in prison.

I wish for an imaginary friend.

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Granted, but its the supernatural entity from Amityville Horror 2, whom possesses you and forces you to do terrible things such as watching Keeping Up with the Kardashians, listening Miley Cyrus and post pointless Youtube comments...

 

and murder your entire family.

 

I wish for a black hoodie sweatshirt.

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Granted but then you get profiled and shot on sight.

I wish I could have some Pizza.

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Granted, but it has anchovies. I wish I got a B in US Govt. The tests were unbelievably difficult and contained too much information for your average person to absorb.

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Granted, but men in black come and take your test score. Why? Because conspiracy...and don't forget aliens.

 

I wish I could go to the moon and meet Space Jesus.

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Granted but you find out there is no space jesus.

I wish I could be a dinosaur.

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OK, but wait... You are a dino!

I wish for a pet hamster.

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OK, but this is what you buy:

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I wish for a drawing pad.

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Granted, but since your parents are so damn cheap you get a stick and a rock.

 

I wish the Naruto manga didn't end.

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OK, but now it stinks like SFXC.

I wish for a calculator.

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Ok, but now it is a virus. RUN! I wish for a pony.

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OK, but it stinks. I wish for a chicken.

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Granted but there was a time rip and the Chicken becomes a Tyrannosaurus.

I wish I had a machine that churned out pizza whenever I wanted, and the pizza would never get moldy or bad in any way.

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Granted, but the pizza will never be the one you wanted.

 

I wish my brothers would quit smoking.

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Granted but then Dave himself needs to get better.

I wish I could fix this problem with alyx vance in Hl2.

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OK, but now it has a new problem. I wish we could permanently kill Tabuu (from SSBB) and his followers.

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OK, but now you are dumb. I wish for a car.

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