LazerMaster5 Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Granted, but you get fired for running over the boss's car with it. I wish I wasn't dumb enough to get myself grounded every schoolyear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 Granted but then your parents think you're not their child. I wish I was a reptile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 Granted, but now your parents murder you in cold blood. *Badum tss* I wish people could stop fighting over stupid cartoons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fanfictiondreamer Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 Granted, but they will now fight over dumber things. Oh, wait, they already do. I wish I could overcome my writer's block more easily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geoprimedonna Posted January 7, 2015 Author Share Posted January 7, 2015 OK, but... WAIT, WHAAAT??? I wish for a Fox amiibo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Granted but then its the last known amiibo and everyone bids for it. I wish my mistrust in robots could be disproved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Granted, but now you do not trust organic life forms at all. That fish is looking a bit shady... I wish I knew how to draw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Granted but now you can't draw humans. Sometimes I wish I had JFK's voice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Granted, but you end up with a bullet in your head. I wish I knew how to use World Guard to protect my Minecraft builds on servers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geoprimedonna Posted January 12, 2015 Author Share Posted January 12, 2015 OK, but now they look like something from MLP:FiM. I want the Starfox Wii U game NOW!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Granted, but it turns out to be Sonic 06 level bad. I wish I knew how to play guitar so I could form a thrash band. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid_Cortet Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 granted, however....the band is viewed as Trashy....not the good kind  I wish for.............a peaceful nights sleep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Granted, but you sleep in and are late for work. I wish I could stop locking myself out of my house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clearwater Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Granted, but then you lock yourself IN and are unable to scavange for food and water in the outside world. I wish I wouldn't lose so much sleep after a late night playing Five Nights At Freddy's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geoprimedonna Posted January 16, 2015 Author Share Posted January 16, 2015 OK, but now you have craaaaaaaaaazzzy nightmares. I wish for a chihuahua. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 Granted, but it dies after a week. I wish it was easier to keep in touch with my best friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderParatus Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Granted, but whenever you get in touch with him/her (sorry Don't know) you get a cold that makes it almost impossible to talk. I wish that could be better about not procrastinating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 Granted, but since you do not procrastinate, a larger workload is placed on you, and you no longer have free time. I wish I had the motivation to learn how to play guitar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderParatus Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Granted, but you become so good that you are always asked to play and you never get a break so your hands fall apart because you do it so much. I wish that I could be an engineer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geoprimedonna Posted January 22, 2015 Author Share Posted January 22, 2015 OK, but you are THE FOREVER TRAIN ENGINEER! I believe I can fly! (behold the pun!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Um, that's not really a wish. I wish people would stop taking me the wrong way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Granted but then everyone thinks you are predictable now. I wish I had an awesome gaming computer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Granted, but within the first week, it is full of viruses that corrupt your OS beyond repair. I wish I didn't fall down the stairwell at school. I'm lucky I didn't break anything, but my knee is sore now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Granted but then someone gave you a weggie instead; while you had a boner. I wish I had a quad processor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Granted, but it is an AMD, and you accidentally bend the pins while installing it, thus ruining it. I wish I was a good singer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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