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geoprimedonna

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Granted, but you get fired for running over the boss's car with it. I wish I wasn't dumb enough to get myself grounded every schoolyear.

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Granted but then your parents think you're not their child.

I wish I was a reptile.

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Granted, but now your parents murder you in cold blood. *Badum tss* I wish people could stop fighting over stupid cartoons.

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Granted, but they will now fight over dumber things. Oh, wait, they already do.

I wish I could overcome my writer's block more easily.

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OK, but... WAIT, WHAAAT???

I wish for a Fox amiibo.

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Granted but then its the last known amiibo and everyone bids for it.

I wish my mistrust in robots could be disproved.

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Granted, but now you do not trust organic life forms at all. That fish is looking a bit shady... I wish I knew how to draw.

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Granted but now you can't draw humans.

Sometimes I wish I had JFK's voice.

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Granted, but you end up with a bullet in your head. I wish I knew how to use World Guard to protect my Minecraft builds on servers.

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OK, but now they look like something from MLP:FiM.

I want the Starfox Wii U game NOW!!!!

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Granted, but it turns out to be Sonic 06 level bad. I wish I knew how to play guitar so I could form a thrash band.

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granted, however....the band is viewed as Trashy....not the good kind

 

I wish for.............a peaceful nights sleep

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Granted, but you sleep in and are late for work. I wish I could stop locking myself out of my house.

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Granted, but then you lock yourself IN and are unable to scavange for food and water in the outside world.
I wish I wouldn't lose so much sleep after a late night playing Five Nights At Freddy's.

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OK, but now you have craaaaaaaaaazzzy nightmares.

I wish for a chihuahua.

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Granted, but it dies after a week. I wish it was easier to keep in touch with my best friend.

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Granted, but whenever you get in touch with him/her (sorry Don't know) you get a cold that makes it almost impossible to talk. I wish that could be better about not procrastinating.

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Granted, but since you do not procrastinate, a larger workload is placed on you, and you no longer have free time. I wish I had the motivation to learn how to play guitar.

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Granted, but you become so good that you are always asked to play and you never get a break so your hands fall apart because you do it so much. I wish that I could be an engineer.

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OK, but you are THE FOREVER TRAIN ENGINEER!

I believe I can fly! (behold the pun!)

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Um, that's not really a wish. I wish people would stop taking me the wrong way.

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Granted but then everyone thinks you are predictable now.

I wish I had an awesome gaming computer.

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Granted, but within the first week, it is full of viruses that corrupt your OS beyond repair. I wish I didn't fall down the stairwell at school. I'm lucky I didn't break anything, but my knee is sore now.

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Granted but then someone gave you a weggie instead; while you had a boner.

I wish I had a quad processor.

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Granted, but it is an AMD, and you accidentally bend the pins while installing it, thus ruining it. I wish I was a good singer.

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