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Granted but it turns out you suck as much as justin beiber.

I wish there were more Resident Evil 5 mods.

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Granted, but they are all sex mods. I wish I had a 3D printer and a soldering kit so I could get into hardware modding and building. Imagine turning a PS2 into a handheld.

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Granted but then the Chinese copy you and take the credit instead of you, making you feel as cheated as Nikola Tesla.

I wish my body worked like a carnivorous reptile -that way I could get my nutrients from fish and meat  :love:

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Granted, but now the cold is more harmful than ever. I wish I didn't need a flashcart to play roms on my old DS. I tried to order, but the payment portals on the sites that sell them do not work with prepaid cards.

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The cold is already harmful to me. I get goosebumps, sluggish, I will sneeze, sometimes shiver, drowsy and even fall asleep.

 

OT: Granted but now you can't use your computer internet.

I wish I had more Halo Action figures.

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Granted, but they fall apart when you try to pose them. I wish Windows Media Player would actually work right now.

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Granted but now Window movie maker wont' work.

I wish there was some way to beat the Post War scenario in Sins of the Prophets.

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Granted, but the level after that is impossible to complete. I wish I had more cash in my wallet, as I want Majoras Mask 3D, Codename S.T.E.A.M., and a Circle Pad Pro XL.

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Granted but then you use it up for food, gas money and important stuff.

I wish people understood why I love the Covenant in Halo.

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Granted, but the Covenant turns out to be very weak and lame. I wish I had a new tablet.

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Granted but you can't put any apps on it.

I wish I had a phone with big buttons for my fingers.

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Granted, but it gets shitty reception everywhere. I wish I had a better physics teacher.

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Granted but now your English teacher doesn't even speak english.

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No wish? OK. I wish for world domination.

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Granted, but then everyone rebels against you and chops off your head.

 

I wish I had a fish cake.

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Granted, but it tastes like shit. I wish I knew when to keep my mouth shut.

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Granted, you now have an infinite amount of knowledge as to when it is appropriate to stop talking.

...but since knowing is only half the battle, you ignore your new found knowledge and proceed to talk at the least proper moments possible.

I wish that I could watch TV adjacent to the window without the sun getting in my eyes.

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Granted, but now the TV is too bright. I wish I could go to an Iron Maiden concert.

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Granted but you get Ebola from the unclean patrons.

I wish I had a long crocodile snout.

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Granted,but it's a bitch to clean. I wish I had the skill level to make a controller add-on for my tablet using an old PS2 controller.

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(I don't think it'd be annoying to clean ^^; )

Granted but then your tablet turns out pt be incompatible.

I wish I had a dinosaur tail.

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Granted, but none of your clothes can accommodate for it and all of your friends and family beg you to get it surgically removed.

I wish that Netflix had more of those "So bad it's good" movies from the late 20th century.

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Granted but you get all the musicals.

I wish I had a better computer for gaming and work.

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OK, but now it has no Internet.

I wish for a doggy.

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Here you go then, a wonderful, good condition mutt with only 173,000 miles on it. Comes with all the optional extras such as fleas, worms and rabies.

I wish for a long life of good fortune.

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