Vulvokunvrii Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Granted but it turns out you suck as much as justin beiber. I wish there were more Resident Evil 5 mods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 Granted, but they are all sex mods. I wish I had a 3D printer and a soldering kit so I could get into hardware modding and building. Imagine turning a PS2 into a handheld. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 Granted but then the Chinese copy you and take the credit instead of you, making you feel as cheated as Nikola Tesla. I wish my body worked like a carnivorous reptile -that way I could get my nutrients from fish and meat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 Granted, but now the cold is more harmful than ever. I wish I didn't need a flashcart to play roms on my old DS. I tried to order, but the payment portals on the sites that sell them do not work with prepaid cards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 The cold is already harmful to me. I get goosebumps, sluggish, I will sneeze, sometimes shiver, drowsy and even fall asleep. Â OT: Granted but now you can't use your computer internet. I wish I had more Halo Action figures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted February 1, 2015 Share Posted February 1, 2015 Granted, but they fall apart when you try to pose them. I wish Windows Media Player would actually work right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 Granted but now Window movie maker wont' work. I wish there was some way to beat the Post War scenario in Sins of the Prophets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 Granted, but the level after that is impossible to complete. I wish I had more cash in my wallet, as I want Majoras Mask 3D, Codename S.T.E.A.M., and a Circle Pad Pro XL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 Granted but then you use it up for food, gas money and important stuff. I wish people understood why I love the Covenant in Halo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 Granted, but the Covenant turns out to be very weak and lame. I wish I had a new tablet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 Granted but you can't put any apps on it. I wish I had a phone with big buttons for my fingers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 Granted, but it gets shitty reception everywhere. I wish I had a better physics teacher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 Granted but now your English teacher doesn't even speak english. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geoprimedonna Posted February 4, 2015 Author Share Posted February 4, 2015 No wish? OK. I wish for world domination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 Granted, but then everyone rebels against you and chops off your head. Â I wish I had a fish cake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 Granted, but it tastes like shit. I wish I knew when to keep my mouth shut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vonSteakhand Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 Granted, you now have an infinite amount of knowledge as to when it is appropriate to stop talking. ...but since knowing is only half the battle, you ignore your new found knowledge and proceed to talk at the least proper moments possible. I wish that I could watch TV adjacent to the window without the sun getting in my eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 Granted, but now the TV is too bright. I wish I could go to an Iron Maiden concert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 Granted but you get Ebola from the unclean patrons. I wish I had a long crocodile snout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 Granted,but it's a bitch to clean. I wish I had the skill level to make a controller add-on for my tablet using an old PS2 controller. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 (I don't think it'd be annoying to clean ^^; ) Granted but then your tablet turns out pt be incompatible. I wish I had a dinosaur tail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vonSteakhand Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 Granted, but none of your clothes can accommodate for it and all of your friends and family beg you to get it surgically removed. I wish that Netflix had more of those "So bad it's good" movies from the late 20th century. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 Granted but you get all the musicals. I wish I had a better computer for gaming and work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geoprimedonna Posted February 6, 2015 Author Share Posted February 6, 2015 OK, but now it has no Internet. I wish for a doggy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vonSteakhand Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 Here you go then, a wonderful, good condition mutt with only 173,000 miles on it. Comes with all the optional extras such as fleas, worms and rabies. I wish for a long life of good fortune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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