LazerMaster5 Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 Granted, but you are never truly happy. I wish Windows Media player didn't freeze up EVERY TIME I TURN MY PC ON. It always freezes toward the end of the first or second song of the chosen album, and it is always while updating the libraries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geoprimedonna Posted February 6, 2015 Author Share Posted February 6, 2015 OK, but now you have a PC with smaller capacity. I wish for a pendrive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vonSteakhand Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 A mysterious package arrives at your door. You open it out of curiosity, and to your gleeful surprise it's exactly what you wished for, a pendrive! (Yay!) Not wanting to waste any time, you plug it into your computer. Annoyingly, it seems to be too full to save anything onto. You browse through the files that the pendrive contains, curious to see what they are before you delete them. You see a folder simply labelled "fanart". You open the folder.What you saw that day cannot be unseen. I wish that I could find matching socks in the morning. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarFoxfan-FUR_ever Posted February 7, 2015 Share Posted February 7, 2015 Granted, but the socks that happen to match are too small for your feet. I wish I had a new pair of jeans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted February 7, 2015 Share Posted February 7, 2015 Granted but they cut the circulation of your legs and you faint. I wish everyone would just lay down their weapons and stop killing each other for the sake of ideology or "religion", and unite under one roof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted February 7, 2015 Share Posted February 7, 2015 Granted, but everyone gets tired of each other and begins killing each other over race instead. I wish AT&T didn't have such shitty service for the past week or two now. I am tired of it randomly disconnecting me from multiplayer games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geoprimedonna Posted February 7, 2015 Author Share Posted February 7, 2015 OK, but now you have a PC, with a very small capacity. I wish for an Arwing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 Granted, but it is a 5" model. I wish there were fewer gay NSFW sprays on TF2 servers. I am tired of seeing that shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarFoxfan-FUR_ever Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 Granted, but now the voice chat is filled with NSFW stuff. I wish I could have my own nonsensical reality show to make money from Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vonSteakhand Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 Granted, you are hired as the host of up-and-coming reality TV show "Are You Smarter than a Venomian Soldier?", but the show's horrible market appeal causes it to be a commercial flop, and the producers terminate your contract 7 episodes in. I wish for a lifetime supply of high quality chocolate bars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leafkin Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 The chocolate bars are indeed high quality, but they are filled with maggots, a delicacy in some countries. I wish it snowed more often. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Granted, but it dumps hard, and your house is buried in 10 feet of snow, making Buffalo's blizzard look like a light dusting in comparison. I wish it wasn't impossible to find a Fox McCloud Amiibo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Granted but not you can't find a Falco Amiibo. I wish I could play the class I want in Get to the Chopper in Primal Carnage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geoprimedonna Posted February 9, 2015 Author Share Posted February 9, 2015 OK, but now they will end the game in 3 months. I wish for a pencil sharpener. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vonSteakhand Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Granted, but it doesn't connect properly with the little plastic thing that catches the shavings, so you can only use it over a trash can without accidently dropping pencil shavings all over the ground. I wish for a dynamic soundtrack to play in my head whenever I do things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Granted, but it is nothing but Disney Channel shit and Justin Bieber. I wish there weren't so many gay sprays in TF2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Granted but now all you get are Vagina shot sprays, and everybody gets permanently Vac banned for disorderly conduct. I wish I got all my nutrients from meat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Granted, but now the meat tastes like salad. I wish I had awesome vocals so I can be the front man for a power metal band. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geoprimedonna Posted February 10, 2015 Author Share Posted February 10, 2015 OK, but now... WAIT! HOLD IT!!! I wish for cookies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Granted, but Agent Smith throws them at the wall. I wish my physics class wasn't so damn boring. It's hard to pay attention when there is very little stimulation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geoprimedonna Posted February 11, 2015 Author Share Posted February 11, 2015 OK, but now math class is boring. I wish that Kurt (SFXL guy) wouldn't be so slow to respond me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Granted, but now you are too slow. I wish everyone would get their damn vaccines so we don't get preventable a outbreaks like the measles outbreak at Disneyland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarFoxfan-FUR_ever Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 Granted, but the vaccines actually end up having side effects such as upset stomach. I wish for a personal chef. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monokuma Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 Granted, but the personal chef has only one arm. I wish for new students to scare in the chat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 Granted, but they get tired of your shit quickly and track down your IP, smash your PC, and shoot your dog. I wish I had long hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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