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geoprimedonna

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Granted but now you have lice.

I wish I could have as much money as I wanted.

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Granted, but due to inflation, it becomes absolutely useless. I wish my classes weren't so fucking boring.

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Granted by now you don't wanna come home from awesome classes.

I wish I had a Kazoo.

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OK, but it is My Little Pony themed and it sounds awful.

I wish for a pet Pokémon.

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Granted but it disobeys you a lot.

I wish I wish I had slit pupils.

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Granted, but the rest of your eyes are split as well, spilling the liquid inside. I wish my friend's iPad didn't crash, taking my WIP fursona with it.

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Granted but when your WIP is on the computer, your computer craps out instead.

I wish I had an MRAP to drive around.

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Granted, but it turns into a psychotic down-on-their-luck Hollywood actor who proceeds to set you on fire and dance on your ashes until the sun rises.

 

I wish I ate something good for breakfast.

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Granted, but it gives you the shits.I wish Battlefield 4 didn't launch through my Web browser, making it impossible to launch through Steam.

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Granted, but as soon as you access it EA steps in to make sure that you can't play one of their "precious intellectual properties" on Steam.

I wish I was a cynical badass anti-hero.

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Granted but then everyone grows tired of you and you kill yourself by hanging yourself in the closet.

I wish I remembered how to make Scrambled Eggs.

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Granted, but you become allergic to eggs, thus defeating the purpose. I wish I won the February Mega Crate from Lootcrate. It has a drone, a 3D printer, and a bunch of Lego Minecraft sets.

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Granted but the Government confiscates the Drone.

I wish I had an awesome gaming computer.

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Granted, but you are forced to use an ancient CRT monitor. I wish my Fox McCloud design for the Lootcrate vinyl figure contest turned out better.

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OK, but now the Krystal model looks fat.

I wish for the SFXL project to end already!!!

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Granted, but it's a shit job, and you are flat out broke. I wish I had drawing talent. I have the creativity to be a furry comic artist, but not the talent.

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OK, but your drawing of Krystal looks fat. I wish for some churros.

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Granted, but they are stale as fuck. I wish my tablet would stop freezing up whenever I wanted to use the keyboard on it.

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Granted, but you are horrified about what is going on. I wish the critics liked Chappie as much as I did.

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Granted but then its called "Number One movie in America", just like EVERY OTHER DAN FILM EVER MADE.

I wish I could be my dinosaur self.

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Granted-- The entire wold is out to hunt and capture you.

 

I wish I had substantial ideas to write about.

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(All I have to say is good luck)

Granted but then you get a brain fart in the middle of a brilliant idea.

I wish the US Government wasn't full of fools.

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OK, but now you are in Brazil. Welcome to chaos!

I wish for a whatchamacallit.

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Granted but then it turns out to be a whoseiewhatsit.

I wish smoking was banned world wide.

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