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geoprimedonna

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Granted, but DZ deletes it. I wish Mr. Saturns could have a mate.

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Granted, but they kill each other during mating.

 

I wish I made a wish.

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Granted, but you lost your mind! I wish for a Cross Fox!

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Granted, but you got Fox nailed on a cross. Now you've offended a whole lotta people.

 

I wish I had more clever things to say.

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Granted, but everyone kills ya! I wish for a pony.

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Granted, but it turns out to be a hamster in a very elaborate disguise.

 

I wish for an idea to put here.

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Granted, but it's even more stupid than giving wings to Pigma Dengar. I wish for a Yoshi.

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Granted, but it eats you and shits you out as an egg. I wish I knew how to draw.

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Granted, but you only know how to draw Fox and Krystal naked. I wish I could meet Benimaru Itoh (Leopard Guy).

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Granted, but he gets drunk and pisses all over your house. I wish my headphones would stop breaking.

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Granted, but your ears start breaking.

 

I wish that I had a lamp.

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Granted, but now it makes your room darker. I wish I had Photoshop.

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Granted, but its a cracked version, and the police soon come to arrest you. I wish I could see Falco marry.

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Granted, but he marries a whale, which then proceeds to sit on you, suffocating you to death. I wish for an Arwing with hyper lasers and maxed out bombs.

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Granted, but it's a cheat on an emulator, and you are caught by the police (again!) I wish I could go to Lylat's Furriest Home Videos.

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Granted, but 2/3 of the internet hates you, saying things like "lel ferfeg". I wish people weren't so ignorant like that.

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Granted, but it only lasts for a brief three-milliseconds.

 

I wish for an ice cube.

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Granted, but it melts in your hand, not your mouth. I wish for Ice Cube to play Xbox with me.

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Granted, but it's hardcore. It'll always win from you. I wish that PBS could put back Wish-a-roo Park.(WTH?)

Yeah, do I have a better thing to wish...

warp_798.jpgwarp_sm-320x454.jpgEnough of diabetes for me! *pukes*

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Granted, but...what...huh...? I wish I was f*ck%ng done.

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WHAAAA??! I wish I could have a Falco plushie.

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Granted, but it's smelly, moth-eaten, and covered in *ahem* "substances". I wish my computer would start working again.

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Granted, but your monitor breaks and the keys on your keyboard start sticking. I wish I had the ability to drop the bass.

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Granted, but the wallpaper is Katt and Falco "playing". I wish for a Dodora.

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Granted, but it eats you. I wish I could play some Halo with Dave Mustaine from Megadeth.

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