vonSteakhand Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 Granted, but the loss of productivity caused by angsty smokers and sudden loss of jobs in the tobacco industry results in mass unemployment and economic collapse. I wish for a bottle of Tums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 (We'll get over it) Granted but it turns out to be salt tablets. I wish the Mars Travelers good luck on making all the way there on their one way trip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoo Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 Granted, but they get murdered by aliens when they get there. I wish my laptop was better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geoprimedonna Posted March 9, 2015 Author Share Posted March 9, 2015 OK, but now your internet stinks. I wish for pie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 Granted, but it's mushroom pie. I wish wheat bread didn't make me want to gag, considering how major a part of my diet it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geoprimedonna Posted March 9, 2015 Author Share Posted March 9, 2015 OK, but now you will eat rice instead. I wish for the game Armillo for a Wii U (but I don't have a Wii U!). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 Granted, but you will never own a WiiU to play the game on. I wish my friend would get to drawing my fursona. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoo Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Granted, but it sucks. I wish for chicken nuggets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geoprimedonna Posted March 14, 2015 Author Share Posted March 14, 2015 OK, but chicken nuggets have a possibly carcinogenic in them (pink goo), so you die with cancer decades later. I wish for a Mew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 Granted, but he runs away. I wish I had some furry friends IRL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geoprimedonna Posted March 15, 2015 Author Share Posted March 15, 2015 OK, but they don't like you. I wish for a penny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 Granted, but a guy mugs you so he can buy drugs with it. He is instantly gunned down, as pennies are absolutely worthless. I wish I had unlimited funds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arminius H O Fiddywinks Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 Granted, but they are in Zimbabwe dollars. Â I wish I had a WiiU. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 Granted, but Nintendo drops support a month after you get it. I wish GTA V would just release on PC already. I want to go to Los Santo, but the delays are getting ridiculous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arminius H O Fiddywinks Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 Granted, but it is more bugged than Assassin's Creed: Unity on release. Â I wish I had a driver's license. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 Granted, but you lose it after being accused of drunk driving. I wish I had my PC in my room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arminius H O Fiddywinks Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 Granted, but it was made in the 20th century. Â I wish my dad didn't think so poorly of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 Granted, but now he has ultra-high expectations of you, and you are so busy studying that you no longer have time to play video games. I wish people would stop attaching fag to the end of words to describe people. It's stupid, and no one likes being insulted in such a way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arminius H O Fiddywinks Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 Granted, but now they add "retard". Â I wish I could eat meat again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticQuery Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Granted, but the ability only lasts for a millisecond each day. Â I wish that I wasn't alone on SF-O with the Google, Bing, and Yahoo bots right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vonSteakhand Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Granted, but people only come to use the corrupt a wish thread. I wish for a tasteless Hawaiian shirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geoprimedonna Posted March 16, 2015 Author Share Posted March 16, 2015 OK, but now you look wierd with that Hawaiian shirt, and for some unknown reason, Katt is looking at you like this: Â I wish for a Spacefox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Granted, but he suffocates after 30 seconds. I wish I had books 3 and 5 of the Scott Pilgrim series. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoo Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 Granted, but they are written in Gibberish. I wish the corruption below corrupts the corruption. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 Granted, but everyone is confused. I wish Nintendo didn't announce that they are going to make mobile games. This is a sign that the gaming industry is dying, as more companies release microtransaction laden shit heaps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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