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Granted, but now they make Google Glass games.

I wish that I had a piece of paper.

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Granted, but it is a tiny scrap of black construction paper, too small to draw on. I wish you would just use a computer to sign up for FAF, instead of failing to create multiple accounts with freshly created emails all on your phone. The site does not like your phone, and that is not going to change one bit.

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Granted, but the same thing happens.

I wish I could do that one scooter trick I have always wanted to do.

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Granted, but you faceplant hard. I wish I had Codename:S.T.E.A.M.

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Granted but then your nemesis P.I.P.E. who contains you.

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Granted but then your twelfth one consumes you.

I wish I never had homework.

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Granted, but you fail all your classes. I wish I could move my PC into my room.

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Granted but now your internet is really bad.

I wish I had a quad core processor.

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Granted but now you're too smart for your friends.

I wish I was a carnivore instead of an omnivore.

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Granted, but you are vitamin deficient. I wish I had a laptop.

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Granted, but it runs Windows 1.

I wish I could wear a hat in school.

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Granted but it cannot have any form of logos.

I wish my dog could walk himself.

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Granted but it shorts out since its too fast for the interent ot handle.

I wish Pizza Cheese sticks didn't disappear.

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Granted, but they teleport into your pants at random. I wish I had funds to commission drawings of my fursona.

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(I fail to see that as a problem)

Granted but everyone does it horribly.

I wish I had a working hex program.

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Granted, but your computer's HDD fails. I wish I had City Skylines, that new game that is a spiritual successor to SimCity 4.

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Granted but then they come up with Sims 5.

I wish I was like a Dinosaur -nice soft scales and everything.

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Granted, but you are killed by a falling meteor. I wish I could maths.

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(better than dying of old age or being shot)

Granted but then you can't English.

I wish I had razor sharp teeth meant for gripping and tearing.

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Granted, but every time you bite your tongue it stabs straight through.

I wish for the ability to do things; no matter what the thing, significantly better than the people around me.

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Granted, but people get jealous and assassinate you. I wish I had the complete Rush library on vinyl and CD.

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Granted, but every time you bite your tongue it stabs straight through.

I wish for the ability to do things; no matter what the thing, significantly better than the people around me.

That kind of almost happens, I bite my tongue alot.

 

Granted, but people get jealous and assassinate you. I wish I had the complete Rush library on vinyl and CD.

Granted but they all get scratched from being watched time and time again.

I wish I had a dinosaur tail.

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