hoo Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 Granted, but now they make Google Glass games. I wish that I had a piece of paper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 Granted, but it is a tiny scrap of black construction paper, too small to draw on. I wish you would just use a computer to sign up for FAF, instead of failing to create multiple accounts with freshly created emails all on your phone. The site does not like your phone, and that is not going to change one bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoo Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 Granted, but the same thing happens. I wish I could do that one scooter trick I have always wanted to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 Granted, but you faceplant hard. I wish I had Codename:S.T.E.A.M. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Granted but then your nemesis P.I.P.E. who contains you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoo Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 I wish for twelve more wishes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Granted but then your twelfth one consumes you. I wish I never had homework. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Granted, but you fail all your classes. I wish I could move my PC into my room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Granted but now your internet is really bad. I wish I had a quad core processor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoo Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Granted, but it's broken. I wish I new how too grammer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Granted but now you're too smart for your friends. I wish I was a carnivore instead of an omnivore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Granted, but you are vitamin deficient. I wish I had a laptop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoo Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Granted, but it runs Windows 1. I wish I could wear a hat in school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Granted but it cannot have any form of logos. I wish my dog could walk himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoo Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Granted, but it's illegal. I wish my laptop was super fast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Granted but it shorts out since its too fast for the interent ot handle. I wish Pizza Cheese sticks didn't disappear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Granted, but they teleport into your pants at random. I wish I had funds to commission drawings of my fursona. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 (I fail to see that as a problem) Granted but everyone does it horribly. I wish I had a working hex program. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Granted, but your computer's HDD fails. I wish I had City Skylines, that new game that is a spiritual successor to SimCity 4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 Granted but then they come up with Sims 5. I wish I was like a Dinosaur -nice soft scales and everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Granted, but you are killed by a falling meteor. I wish I could maths. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 (better than dying of old age or being shot) Granted but then you can't English. I wish I had razor sharp teeth meant for gripping and tearing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vonSteakhand Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Granted, but every time you bite your tongue it stabs straight through. I wish for the ability to do things; no matter what the thing, significantly better than the people around me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 Granted, but people get jealous and assassinate you. I wish I had the complete Rush library on vinyl and CD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Granted, but every time you bite your tongue it stabs straight through. I wish for the ability to do things; no matter what the thing, significantly better than the people around me. That kind of almost happens, I bite my tongue alot. Granted, but people get jealous and assassinate you. I wish I had the complete Rush library on vinyl and CD. Granted but they all get scratched from being watched time and time again. I wish I had a dinosaur tail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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