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geoprimedonna

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Granted, but when you wear it, everyone looks at you funny. I wish I had cash to burn on commissions. I want to have an image of my fursona all macro and fighting Godzilla, but my drawing skills are shit.

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Granted but no one comments on it ever.

I wish I knew how to model Swap in Resident Evil 5.

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Granted, but the model swapping corrupts all your save data. I wish there was a real separation of church and state in the government. The anti-gay "Religious Freedom" legislation is absolute bullshit and should not be allowed to spread throughout the Midwest.

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Granted: The Counter-Point is reopened and SF-O gets an influx of SJWs and brainless Tumblr users making all fucking hell break loose.

 

I wish more people had less fucks to give about things for once.

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Ya know, I would grant that wish, but...

I really just can't give a single fuck...

I wish for a pair of nerdy glasses in my size and prescription.

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Granted, but now you are sick.

I wish for a pc gaming controller.

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Granted, But its a Joystick from 1998.

 

I wish I didn't suck at Battle Field so much.

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Granted, but your game crashes at the end of EVERY round. I wish I had a solid Internet connection everywhere I went.

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Granted, but it is full of popups and adds.

I wish I could go more than 5 minuites without a bird attacking me in Far Cry 4.

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Granted, but you get Honey Badgers instead.

 

My Controller wishes for more Steam games of any kind.

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Granted. It's Elite: Dangerous and you're officially broke.

 

I wish for a new game controller.

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Granted, but it is some generic brand, and the buttons stick after a week. I wish I had claws.

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Granted, but...

Nah, I think managing your zipper is going to be a good enough problem for ya.

I wish for a somewhat better sig.

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Granted, but it's full of blingee and rage faces.

 

I wish I could catch up to series I follow.

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Granted, but it has a vore scene in every other episode. I wish I had the ability to draw exactly what I envision in my head.

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Granted - Everything you think of has the face of Nicolas Cage.

 

I wish I was a success at failing.

*breaks logic*

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Granted, but your head violently explodes. I wish I had night vision.

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Granted, but you are now unable to be vaccinated, and you die from the flu. I wish I had a partial fursuit of my fursona.

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Granted, but the fur is genuine, and skinned from an actual animal. Very poorly skinned, that is. Dead skin cells flake off it and begin to itch under your costume.

I wish for a pair of cheap aviators.

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Granted but they cracked the lenses O_o

I wish I had a HAZMAT suit.

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Granted, but it is torn in several places. I wish Nintendo would release the NFC adaptor for the "old" 3DS, now that I have an Amiibo.

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Granted but it gets its own red ring of death.

I wish I could be taller than I am now.

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Granted, but now you cant stand up in your house.

I wish my car didn't sound like it was going to blow up when I start it.

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(thats fine :) )

Granted, but now the transmission gives out.

I wish I could make mods for games.

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