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OK, but Big N makes you pay a bill that costs an absurd.

I wish for a ferret.

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Well alright then, fine. You get a ferret. Sure, it scratches at you when you look at it wrong, and sure, it may have a nasty habit of biting at you when you try to feed it, but you love the adorable little bugger too much to let him go.

That is, at least until you wind up hospitalized and treated for rabies.

 

I wish my computer fan worked a bit better.

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Granted but then your processor dies.

I wish I was a dinosaur...

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OK. Guess which dino you are???

I wish for a motorboat.

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Granted but then you get lost in a storm in the Bering Straight off of Alaska, never seen again.

I wish I had more Halo action figures.

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OK, but they are make from cheap plastic in a Chinese bomb factory... [complete sentence..]

yourmotherlikesmebetter:  choiboii:  Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory. A bomb factory. They’re bombs.  seriously who the fuck even wrote the idea for this episode

I wish for a sack o' candy.

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Granted but after you eat it, you find out it was rat poison.

I wish I was my dinosaur self. *points to picture*

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OK, but now your a baby Drago from MOTHER 3.

http://forum-files2.fobby.net/0002/5551/Playtime%20for%20Drago%27s.png

I wish for a notebook (not the PC, a notebook... literally).

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Granted but the glue was eaten by Silverfish (that's ONE of the things those things eat, book glue).

I wish I had the ability to change people's genes and genetic structures.

 

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OK, but now you are a dino version of Andross. aka: BEHOLD THE WHISTLEBLOWERS!!!

I wish Kool from the Starfox Adventures comic didn't look like Justin Bieber.

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/starfox/images/b/bb/The_Hot_Rodders.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20090616190123

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(I see no problem with that -I'll turn everyone into Dinosaurs! :D )

Granted but now he looks like Jeremy Renner.

I wish I could run Resident Evil 6, so I could mod it.

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OK, but, once again, you see an absurd of a bill and you choke (SFX64 reference)
.I wish for a copy of Splatoon.

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Granted but you get an epileptic seizure.

I wish for 10 billion dollars.

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OK, but they're from the "Lava-Jato" investigation in Brazil. AKA: you're doomed!

I wish that MOTHER 4 was launched already.

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Granted but it turns out the game is rushed and this it sucks.

I wish I could play C&C Zero hour with friends.

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OK, but you use a cracked version.

I wish for a remake of the 2007 virtual world Shining Stars.

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Granted but then no one else buys it.

I wish people in the get to the Chopper mode in Primal Carnage would stop being so stupid.

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OK, but now they are all hardcore.

I wish starfox Command didn't stick that much.

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I wish starfox Command didn't stick that much.

I'm not sure if that was a typo or if you were speaking literally, so um...

 

Granted, it doesn't "stick" at all now. As a matter of fact it actually seems quite slippery. So slippery that you can't seem the get it out of the box without it escaping your grasp.

 

I wish that Falco hadn't been nerfed so much in Smash 4.

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Granted but he was instead taken out completely to avoid "clones".

I wish I had more friends.

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OK, but you now have the whole Facebook network and you aren't able to pay the bills for Facebook in a few weeks. So, in other words...

 

I wish that somebody could teach me PSI Rockin.

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Granted but he taught you how to make Pancakes instead.

I wish I had solid ideas for garrysmod.

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Granted, but then the mods/addons you download for said ideas keep making the game crash.

I wish I could get my tablet sooner. (I'm getting one Friday!)

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Granted, but then your fear of heights kicks in. ...Wait, it's Rio 1 all over again...

I wish I was half-decent at Mega Man.

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