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geoprimedonna

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Granted, but kills you.

Yeah, do I have a better thing to wish...

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What the actual fuck? I wish you didn't post so many WTF pictures.

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Granted, but puts polemical pics. I wish for piggy jelly.

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Granted, but it catches fire and burns down your home. I wish I could give you a smack upside the head.

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Granted, but Nurse Falco saved me. I wish I can be Katt in the FBF SFO cast.

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Granted, but you soon lose your voice from your voice box getting lacerated. I wish you weren't so immature.

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Granted, but I end up having over 9000 followers. I wish to make Peppy shut up.

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Granted, but you are instantly shot down. I wish Slippy knew how to fly an Arwing.

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Granted, but kills everyone. I wish Slippy sounded like a chipmunk.

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Granted, but your ears start bleeding. I wish Slippy sounded a little more mature.

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Granted, but Fox and Falco kills him. I wish for Lucas.

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Granted, but he hits you in the nuts with a baseball bat. I wish this thread wasn't so repetitive.

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Granted, so DZ deletes it and the fun ends. I wish Falco had babies.

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Granted, but they eat your face off. I wish I could get paid for playing video games.

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Granted, but it's stuff like My Little Pony, Lalaloopsy, and such. I wish I can be part of the Starfox team

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Granted, but you become the janitor for the ship. I wish stupid girly things like Barbie, MLP, and the like did not exist.

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Granted, but the world gets all bloody (or better, a LA EarthBound)! I wish for a Falco blanket.

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Granted, but it is highly radioactive and scares the children. I wish Super Smash Bros for the 3DS wasn't delayed to October.

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Granted, but no hot character like Krystal or Fox or Captain Falcon or Mew two. Instead there is goombas, Mr. Saturns, Chocobos and Moogles. I wand a boyfriend.

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Granted, but he will not like you or fit you as a partner in any way, shape, or form.

 

I wish I could own more advanced technology like a good computer or a modern gaming system.

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Granted, but you receive an Ouya! I wish for a Space Fox.

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Granted, but he eats you. Foxes love eating chicken. I wish I could move my computer to my room.

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Granted, but it becomes an aparoid and eats for face. I want a checkup with Dr. McCloud and Nurse Falco, please! :p

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Granted, but they spay you and perform lobotomy on your head. I wish Michael Bay would stop touching good things and ruining him with his weird redesigns and explosions.

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Granted, but he destroy ROB, ROB 64, EVE and other famous Nintendo robots. I wish I could receive an autograph from Miyamoto.

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