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geoprimedonna

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Granted, but you take in F in all your tests. I wish for an Arwing...

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Granted, but you picked it up from the scrapyard, so the cockpit seal is busted, the chassis is burnt and pockmarked from laser fire, the laser systems are burnt out, and the G-diffusers have been ripped out for salvage.

I wish I could hang out with OrbiKitsune and play Halo with him.

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Granted, but you don't have thumbs.

I wish to not be allergic to nuts anymore.

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Granted, but you get allergic to milk. I wish for a motorboat.

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Granted, but it's a preschooler's drawing of one.

I wish for another wish.

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Granted, but stupid. I wish for a Yoshi

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Granted, but it's a person named Yoshi.

I wish for a non corrupted taco.

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OK, but Tom Nook is the guy who gave it to you. I want to marry.

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Granted, but you are married to the devil.

I want a sock.

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OK, but it's itchy. I want a Webkinz. Yeah, I'm just bored!:-)

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Granted, but your mom yells, "What did you just call me?" I wish I had a Game boy Pocket.

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Granted, but you get a Nester action figure. I wish for a Jar of Delisauce.

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Granted, but it is laced with arsenic, poisoning you. I wish for a huge-ass mech suit.

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Granted, but it makes your butt look cute, consequently making a bunch of female furries run after you. I want Ridley as a pet.

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Granted, but he smushes everything in sight. I wish for an Infernus, like in GTA.

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I would grant it, but I like the Driver series better.

I WANNA AIRPLLLAAANNNEEE!

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Granted, but someone puts snakes on the plane. Teehee... I wish for a better computer.

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Granted, ut it grows sentient and uses the internet to expand its power all over the world. Skynet comes online, and the machines rise up from the nuclear winter. I wish for a hazmat suit to survive said apocalypse and lead the Resistance.

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OK, but it's a cheesecake apocalpse. I wish for a house in Eladard.

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Granted, but it smells like shit, and your neighbors are always partying late at night, getting piss drunk and blasting dubstep. I wish people would stop spawncamping.

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I don't know what that is. I want to meet Fox and Krystal

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Granted, but you only have 2 seconds!

I want a nice guitar.

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Nah, you get the Jealous Guitar from MOTHER 3. mqdefault.jpg

I want Boney!

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Granted, but he's a brony. I wish for the downfall of modern society. Anarchy FTW!

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