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Corrupt-a-Wish!


geoprimedonna

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Granted, but then a DOS group, the Koreans and all the other internet stealing and hacking people have the time of the month with the servers.

I wish all the politicians in the world got replaced by current generation people who know what they are doing, unlike the current people in power.

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Granted, but instead of arguing over Obamacare, they just scam money and play Angry Birds all day. I wish GTA V was already out for PC. I am really excited about it.

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Granted, but it has server and bug problems like Battle Field 4.

I wish they came out with an alien campaign in Xcom Enemy unknown/Within.

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Granted, but the aliens you are fighting are small and cute, and you lose your will to fight them. I wish Michael Bay would stop ruining our childhoods.

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Granted, but... WHAAAAT???

I want Ridley.

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You literally get Katt. I want KFC chicken.

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Granted, but it is laced with arsenic, anthrax, and cyanide, killing you within seconds of ingestion. I wish I could declare my dominance over the Rec Room.

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Granted, but then I return and overtake your position. I wish I could have pizza with fish on it.

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Granted, but the fish make you very sick. I wish the new TMNT movie wasn't such a pile of dogshit.

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Grated, but then Michael Bay's next movie would kill it.

I wish I could breath fire.

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Granted, but this wish is incorruptible, you go insane and set yourself ablaze expecting corruption.

 

I wish I could be a new member here again.

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Granted, but your first 50 or so posts are very cringeworthy. I wish I knew how to speak Japanese.

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Granted, but then you forget how to speak english, and only dream in english. (Halo Reach reference)

I wish I was a halo alien I like.

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Granted, but then Master Chief guns you down. I wish I could bring my PC with me on my upcoming road trip.

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Granted. BUT YOU HAZ NO INTERWEBS.

I wish I could have shook JFK's hand.

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Granted, but it is disembodied, and the decay rubs onto you. I wish this hotel had better wifi.

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Granted but now you have to pay for it.

I wish I knew how to fire a weapon.

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Granted, but now all weapons fire,including swords and crowbars. I wish I could upload images into my posts again.

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GRanted but they are censored.

I wish I could make a halo game.

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Granted, but "that game stinks". I want a blue grubtub

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Granted, but then you end up in the maw of Tricky the Triceratops. I wish I was Falco Lombardi.

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Kay-o, but Katt does this:

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I want baby Ridley(Little Birdie)

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(I cannot view the picture)

Granted but then he grows up to be a space pirate, and ends up swallowing you whole one morning when he was hungry.

I wish I had a Battle Tank for a car.

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Grantedd, but it explodes. I want Tabuu. Yeah... Tabuu.

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