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geoprimedonna

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Granted, but he digitizes you and uses you for energy.

I wish I could have my own theme music.

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Granted but it sucks soooooo bad... I wish for a Dodora.

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You get it but...a sink fall on your head.

I wish I had a touch screen phone with buttons big enough for my fingers.

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OK, but it soon breaks... I want a Sky Walker.

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Granted, but then it gets too old and cannot fly.

I wish I had a cataloger for the action figures I wish to buy.

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Granted, but since it was buried in the basement of your grandparents' house, it is waterlogged and smells like piss.

I wish I had a new tablet.

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OK, but its infected with an aparoid! RUN! I want Duster from Mother 3!

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Granted, but then he turns evil and murders you in your sleep.

I wish I had a deeper voice than I already do.

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Granted, but you still get the No. ? pokemon glitch.

I wish i had a private organization.

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OK, but it's something like the Sharks. I want a car.

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I wish the above user had a wish, and that he could stay on the TF2 server longer so I could dominate him.

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Granted, but then he uses a lag switch.

I wish people didn't hate The Bureau: Xcom Declassified. I see nothing wrong with the game so far except that there is no save option. IT runs purely on autosave, but I can wheel with that.

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Granted, but now they hate Skyrim. I wish people would stop hating me for killing them over and over again in TF2.

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Granted. No, actually, you just can't be Heavy.

I wish I had a bedframe, so I don't have to sleep on just a matress.

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Granted, but you sold your mattress to get it. I wish I was a good scout on non-crit servers.

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Granted, but now everyone can be a Spy.

I wish I could find the combat scores for Xcom the bureau.

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Granted, but now you must spend the rest of your physical life trying to beat ever increasing combat scores.

I wish for a '69 Camaro that's not a complete junker.

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Granted, but it is a 4-cylinder that smells like old people. I wish I had some crate keys for TF2.

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Granted but then you have people pestering you for them like homeless people.

I wish to be immortal.

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Granted, but after the first 500 years, your life becomes dull. After 1000 years, everything loses its thrill, leaving you down. After 10,000 years, you are suffering from crippling depression, and after 100,000 years, you decide to take your life. Because you are immortal, the attempt fails, and you are stuck wasting away, long past the end of the universe. Now all that surrounds you is an endless void. I wish I had a dragon companion that I could ride into battle.

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Granted, but when he gets hungry and you're out in the middle of nowhere, you're gonna be in big trouble...

I wish I could eat a nice classic fish and chips for brunch.

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Granted, but it is laced with laxatives, and you spend the next week in the bathroom. I wish I had a Surface tablet.

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Granted, but then the Russians hack it because they literally have nothing to do with their lives anymore.

I wish I could get a job easy.

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