LazerMaster5 Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Granted, but you have to clean gas station restrooms, which are absolutely filthy. I wish the right sound channel on my 3DSXL wasn't so finnicky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Granted it gets fixed, but then your buttons get sticky. I wish I could mod Mass Effect 1 and 2 really awesomely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gestalt Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Granted, but the mods are so beautiful that your rig 'splodes and sets your living quarters ablaze. Â I wish everyone were me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Granted, but none of them get along, and a nuclear war breaks out, destroying the Earth and killing everyone. I wish I didn't have so much homework. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Granted, but now you have to spend all 7 day of the week in class. I wish I could breath fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoo Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Granted, but it lights your face on fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 (you didn't do a I wish for something after that) I wish I had a million dollars in savings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Granted, but they are inaccessable until the day you die. I wish my cat wasn't so noisy at night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Granted, but then it sits on your face while you sleep. I wish my dog wasn't deaf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 Granted, but now he is blind. I wish I knew how to drive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 (Well he does have only one eye) Granted but then you blow your tires out. I wish I could collect all the Halo Action Figures I wanted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 Granted, but their joints are busted, and the limbs haphazardly glued back together using superglue. I wish I had a Gameboy Pocket with Pokemon Blue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 Granted but its hacked and all the pokemon are lvl 100, and will not listen to you. I wish I could make my own Star Wars games, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 Granted, but since EA has an exclusive contract with Disney, you have no option but to publish through them, and your game is released I complete, ssverely buggy, laden with microtransactions and DLC, and has to go through some shitty always-online DRM. I wish I knew how to draw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 Granted, but criticism makes you kill yourself. I wish I could have some pizza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 Granted, but it has anchovies in it, and you are pretty sure you found a long hair in the sauce. I wish I had a second GTX 660 so I can SLI my PC and get extreme framerates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 Granted, but then your pc explodes from the overhaul. I wish I had a deeper voice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Granted, but all you can say is, "I am Groot!" I wish I had a WiiU. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoo Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 But it eats your foot. I wish for an Xbox One. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Granted, but all you have to play is Madden 25. I wish people weren't so hostile towards me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geoprimedonna Posted September 5, 2014 Author Share Posted September 5, 2014 Granted, but people are now ironic. I wish that I can fly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfinitySquared Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 Granted, but now they want to screw you. I wish I had a parking permit at school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 Granted, but it is only good from 6 pm to 6 am. I wish iTunes didn't suck so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Granted but it still sucks. I wish I could sleep a little longer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Granted, but you are still tired all day. I wish I could actually sign into my iTunes account. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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