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geoprimedonna

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Granted, but you have to clean gas station restrooms, which are absolutely filthy. I wish the right sound channel on my 3DSXL wasn't so finnicky.

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Granted it gets fixed, but then your buttons get sticky.

I wish I could mod Mass Effect 1 and 2 really awesomely.

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Granted, but the mods are so beautiful that your rig 'splodes and sets your living quarters ablaze.

 

I wish everyone were me.

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Granted, but none of them get along, and a nuclear war breaks out, destroying the Earth and killing everyone. I wish I didn't have so much homework.

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Granted, but now you have to spend all 7 day of the week in class.

I wish I could breath fire.

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(you didn't do a I wish for something after that)

I wish I had a million dollars in savings.

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Granted, but they are inaccessable until the day you die. I wish my cat wasn't so noisy at night.

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Granted, but then it sits on your face while you sleep.

I wish my dog wasn't deaf.

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(Well he does have only one eye)

Granted but then you blow your tires out.

I wish I could collect all the Halo Action Figures I wanted.

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Granted, but their joints are busted, and the limbs haphazardly glued back together using superglue. I wish I had a Gameboy Pocket with Pokemon Blue.

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Granted but its hacked and all the pokemon are lvl 100, and will not listen to you.

I wish I could make my own Star Wars games,

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Granted, but since EA has an exclusive contract with Disney, you have no option but to publish through them, and your game is released I complete, ssverely buggy, laden with microtransactions and DLC, and has to go through some shitty always-online DRM. I wish I knew how to draw.

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Granted, but criticism makes you kill yourself.

I wish I could have some pizza.

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Granted, but it has anchovies in it, and you are pretty sure you found a long hair in the sauce. I wish I had a second GTX 660 so I can SLI my PC and get extreme framerates.

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Granted, but then your pc explodes from the overhaul.

I wish I had a deeper voice.

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Granted, but all you have to play is Madden 25. I wish people weren't so hostile towards me.

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Granted,  but people are now ironic. I wish that I can fly.

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Granted, but now they want to screw you. I wish I had a parking permit at school. 

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Granted, but it is only good from 6 pm to 6 am. I wish iTunes didn't suck so much.

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Granted, but you are still tired all day. I wish I could actually sign into my iTunes account.

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