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Sorry, we don't carry those. I am going to buy a sweetroll.

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OK, but Falco eats it. You see, Falco loves carbs. I want gum for the Bubble Monkey.

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I'm sorry, it's already been chewed. I am going to buy a sweet new base to call my own, complete with turret defense and a self-sustaining food supply. Your move, zombies.

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Nah, but we have a motel, though! You can spend the night with Krystal there! ;) Is there any machines by Apple Kid to sell here or what?!

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Who the fuck is Apple Kid? Does he sell apple foods, like applesauce and apple juice? In that case, I shall buy his inventory!

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Apple Kid from EarthBound!

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I am going to buy his mom. It will be one hell of a night.

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Ok, but she doesn't let eat Oreos! I want Peppy as a pet hare.

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I'm sorry, ma'am, but we do not sell sentient life forms, for that is a violation of our vending license. I am going to buy a flashcart for my 3DS.

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OK, but no epic games! I want Orange Kid's inventions...

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I'm sorry, but those were recalled due to them burning people's houses down. I am going to buy Team Fortress 2 from Valve and lower the cost of hats.

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OK, but the game is buggy, and you spend the rest of your life programming. Oh, I forgot! We ate you, so you can't buy it anyways... ;) I want a DeDeDoll!

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Here you go. It is infected with AIDS, though. I am going to buy a second GTX 660 for my PC so I can run it in tandem with my existing card for maximum performance.

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Here you go. It is infected with AIDS, though.

dollpic03.jpg This is a DeDeDoll. It's all we have! I want a Chocobo.

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I'm sorry, but we sold all of them to the Great Chocobo BBQ. I am going to buy some roast chicken.

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Yeah, but YOU'RE the roasted chicken. Leapoard-printed handcuffs! Please!

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No. I must deny that request to maintain the sanity of SF-O.

 

With this dollar, I'd love to purchase a mirror.

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OK, but it's broken, sir! 7 years of bad luck! I want an Arwing bed. Yeah, an Adding bed. Literally.

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I'm sorry, but this is the fruit aisle. I am going to buy a combustable lemon launcher.

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Sorry. We're sold out of explosives. I want a Chao.

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I'm sorry, but chaos is not allowed in the castle. I am going to buy a race car so I can create Star Fox Racing.

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OK, but it's fzero style. I want giygas.

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I'm sorry, but I cannot sell you monsters, as they are considered biohazards, and therefore unlawful to sell. Try that guy in the alleyway instead. I am going to buy his cheap knockoff game consoles.

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All we have is an expensive Wii U. How about a Monarch Dodora?

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I'm sorry, we just have fedoras. I am going to buy an external hard drive so I can backup my computer and get my SSD cache to work. Ugh, my HDD is so slow.

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