hoo Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 For this game you need to ruin a joke in a really nerdy way. Example: Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't capable of understanding the dangers of what the road, including what the cars could do to him. Bad example: Because it felt like it. Get what I'm saying? It's likr an anti-joke but in more of a nerdy way. I'll start. Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scourge Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Because skeletons are incapable of movement due to lack of muscles 3 Irishmen and a Brit go into a bar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticQuery Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 They sit down and each order a drink, normally fulfilling what is expected when one enters a bar. Did you hear the one about the popsicle and the tomato? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoo Posted July 29, 2014 Author Share Posted July 29, 2014 Yes, one sat in the freezer while the other was in the refridgerator to maintain the desired temperature. Why did the plumber cry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 He got some raw sewage in his eye, which was gross. How many Republicans does it take to screw a light bulb? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoo Posted July 30, 2014 Author Share Posted July 30, 2014 1, because all republicans should have the proper education to screw in a lightbulb do to it's exteme easiness. What do cows like to do on fridays? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 They like to stand in a field and eat grass, like every day. What is the square root of pie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarFoxfan-FUR_ever Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 According to Google search's calculator, 1.77245385091 What is the worst color combination for a car's paint job and rims? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scourge Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 There is none, as that is an subjective opinion and there is no definitive "best" combination. What did the ant say to the Giraffe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Nothing, ants do not have speech capabilities. What do you get when you give a baby a chainsaw? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticQuery Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 A visit from the relevant authorities. What do you call an alligator that is wearing a vest? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 The same one who bit your arm off. What is a geologist's favorite kind of music? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticQuery Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Classical music; that geologist was a man with very refined tastes you know! So a neutron walks into a bar... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 ...which is physically impossible since neutrons don't walk nor into establishments that sell hard liquor. Two elephants are sitting in a doctors office... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 And they are kicked out, for the doctor checks up only on humans. What happened to Slippy's car when it was parked illegally? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoo Posted July 31, 2014 Author Share Posted July 31, 2014 Slippy can't drive a car, for he is only bits of code. Why was 6 afraid of 7? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scourge Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 It isnt, Numbers are incapable of emotions such as fear. What did the irishman say to the brit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 He asked him to piss off, for he was feeling a bit tired and drunk. What is black and white and red all over? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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