Jump to content

Confessions


Redeemer

Recommended Posts

I think the N-word is hilarious.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Some dork called me retarded at school once. I slapped him good and said, "You can't use that word! Thats our word!"

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I have a crush on multiple girls at work, even though they are a few years older than me.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I have a crush on multiple girls at work, even though they are a few years older than me.

 

How old we talking? 5 to 7 years? Are they cougars?

 

-

 

I've taken a liking to smooth jazz.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

In the music thread on these fine-ass forums, I am having a metal duel with another user, one who uses his real name.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

That's not his real name, mate. 

________________________________

 

I collect wifi passwords from local restaurants just to have a catalog to try and sell off. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I ate a calzone I found in the trash today. A lot of people saw me do it, and I told them that I was saving the Earth.

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Chances are and I'm sorry to be the one to bear bad news (for you), but my girlfriend is cuter than yours.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I want to experience what breaking a bone feels like.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I was recently banned from the CraftedMovie Minecraft server for breaking windows. Windows! It baffles me how they get me for that, and not for raiding gardens, creating a death trap near spawn, or stealing torches and beds.

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

I find my handwriting in pencil is bad; i find my handwriting in marker is horrid; and no questions asked, my handwriting in pen is downright atrocious.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I find my handwriting in pencil is bad; i find my handwriting in marker is horrid; and no questions asked, my handwriting in pen is downright atrocious.

You're not the only one. I usually write in unreadable scrawls.

Confession: When I'm not chewing gum, I chew paper.

That's right.

Paper.

 

EDIT: Also, ever since that 'incident' I had last October, I have been enjoying being scared s**tless playing

Five Night's At Freddy's. But I only play it during the holidays, that way I won't lose too much sleep to be unable

to get up in the morning.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

This evening, I accidentally locked myself out of my house for two hours while my parents were shopping, and it is 10 degrees Fahrenheit. I am quite lucky I did not catch frost bite, but I feel very stupid about the situation, getting stuck outside in a robe and slippers. Not really winter wear.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I have a giant stuffed care bear that I use as a pillow and punching bag. I am 14. Ugh, what is going on. I have had this bear for about 10 years.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

My friend and I once convinced this guy to stand in a spot where we found dog feces. The second he stepped into the stuff, we ran like we were on fire.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

While there are times where I chill out and have fun, I feel like I'm a bit too serious for my own good.
I mean, my seriousness even carries over to when I'm playing games online. Now, this is going to sound like a paradox,
but being serious is my way of having fun. Makes me get into the zone.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I can see Gestalt during a comedy show. 

 

It would sound magnificent.

  • Like 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

If I like it, it's a topping on my pizza. I'll go to a buffet and come back with an extra pickle, goldfish, broccoli, olive, ham, carrot, tomato, sunflower seed, A1 sauce, extra pepperoni pizza. With steak. The glorious steak.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I sometimes say "Oh yeah" in a squeaky, seductive voice when I'm playing online.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I find Katy Perry to be quite attractive, despite the fact I am not really big on her music. Also, for some reason, my father has all her music.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I sometimes say "Oh yeah" in a squeaky, seductive voice when I'm playing online.

How seductive on a scale of 1 to 10 we talkin'?

 

I get super annoyed when I'm out in public and in a tight spot, I move out of the way, and they don't even

nod their head or say 'thank you' or anything. Don't these French frogs know even the most basic bloody form

etiquette?!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
×
×
  • Create New...