Arminius H O Fiddywinks Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 I think the N-word is hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 Sometimes I argue with trolls that talk shit about me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 Some dork called me retarded at school once. I slapped him good and said, "You can't use that word! Thats our word!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 I have a crush on multiple girls at work, even though they are a few years older than me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 I have a crush on multiple girls at work, even though they are a few years older than me. How old we talking? 5 to 7 years? Are they cougars? - I've taken a liking to smooth jazz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 In the music thread on these fine-ass forums, I am having a metal duel with another user, one who uses his real name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Orange Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 That's not his real name, mate. ________________________________ I collect wifi passwords from local restaurants just to have a catalog to try and sell off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arminius H O Fiddywinks Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 I ate a calzone I found in the trash today. A lot of people saw me do it, and I told them that I was saving the Earth. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 Chances are and I'm sorry to be the one to bear bad news (for you), but my girlfriend is cuter than yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arminius H O Fiddywinks Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 I want to experience what breaking a bone feels like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 I was recently banned from the CraftedMovie Minecraft server for breaking windows. Windows! It baffles me how they get me for that, and not for raiding gardens, creating a death trap near spawn, or stealing torches and beds. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gestalt Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 I find my handwriting in pencil is bad; i find my handwriting in marker is horrid; and no questions asked, my handwriting in pen is downright atrocious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clearwater Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 I find my handwriting in pencil is bad; i find my handwriting in marker is horrid; and no questions asked, my handwriting in pen is downright atrocious. You're not the only one. I usually write in unreadable scrawls. Confession: When I'm not chewing gum, I chew paper. That's right. Paper. EDIT: Also, ever since that 'incident' I had last October, I have been enjoying being scared s**tless playing Five Night's At Freddy's. But I only play it during the holidays, that way I won't lose too much sleep to be unable to get up in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 This evening, I accidentally locked myself out of my house for two hours while my parents were shopping, and it is 10 degrees Fahrenheit. I am quite lucky I did not catch frost bite, but I feel very stupid about the situation, getting stuck outside in a robe and slippers. Not really winter wear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderParatus Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 I have a giant stuffed care bear that I use as a pillow and punching bag. I am 14. Ugh, what is going on. I have had this bear for about 10 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arminius H O Fiddywinks Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 My friend and I once convinced this guy to stand in a spot where we found dog feces. The second he stepped into the stuff, we ran like we were on fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 I rarely ever smile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clearwater Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 While there are times where I chill out and have fun, I feel like I'm a bit too serious for my own good. I mean, my seriousness even carries over to when I'm playing games online. Now, this is going to sound like a paradox, but being serious is my way of having fun. Makes me get into the zone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gestalt Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 I feel jovial today. I do not like it, and it's giving me gas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Gestalt, you may be the only person I know who gets gas from happiness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Orange Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 I can see Gestalt during a comedy show. It would sound magnificent. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoo Posted February 1, 2015 Share Posted February 1, 2015 If I like it, it's a topping on my pizza. I'll go to a buffet and come back with an extra pickle, goldfish, broccoli, olive, ham, carrot, tomato, sunflower seed, A1 sauce, extra pepperoni pizza. With steak. The glorious steak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arminius H O Fiddywinks Posted February 1, 2015 Share Posted February 1, 2015 I sometimes say "Oh yeah" in a squeaky, seductive voice when I'm playing online. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 I find Katy Perry to be quite attractive, despite the fact I am not really big on her music. Also, for some reason, my father has all her music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clearwater Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 I sometimes say "Oh yeah" in a squeaky, seductive voice when I'm playing online. How seductive on a scale of 1 to 10 we talkin'? I get super annoyed when I'm out in public and in a tight spot, I move out of the way, and they don't even nod their head or say 'thank you' or anything. Don't these French frogs know even the most basic bloody form etiquette?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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