hoo Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 "Oh! 360 no-scoped!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 "I FUCKING TOLD YOU TO TAKE THE PIZZA OUT AN HOUR AGO! AN HOUR! WHY THE FUCK DID YOU LET IT BURN?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 NAY MUTHERFOCKAH!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 "Pew Pew, motherfucker! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geo Stelar Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 "all ur base is belong to us" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 "Fuck these leaves." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geo Stelar Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 "Targeted and Firing!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 And thus the traveling salesman moves on, in search of someone who will buy his recycled catheters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geo Stelar Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 "Shoot first, ask questions later" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 "Not enough cash! I said $500, no less! Our business here is over." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 "For the Fatherland!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 "Remember, if anyone is talking shit about you, go over there and eat him!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticQuery Posted January 6, 2015 Author Share Posted January 6, 2015 "Xx_1337H0r53_xX pwns all!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 "Put your weapons down!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 "Who needs guns when you can just swallow your enemies?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 "Yo ho yo ho...haveunprotectsexwithmeforfivedollars!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 "I see you~ ZAP" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 "If humans taste like chicken, does that mean chickens taste like humans?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 "Burn, Hollywood, burn!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arminius H O Fiddywinks Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 "We're going on an adventure." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 "We have a sight on the 12 year old spawn camper who apparently fucked my mom." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticQuery Posted January 11, 2015 Author Share Posted January 11, 2015 "Yar har, fiddle de dee. Being a pirate is alright with meeee!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarFoxfan-FUR_ever Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 "Those bastards will learn not to mess with US!" *hits his own broken hand* "AAAAAAAHHHH!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gestalt Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 "Too..much...starch. Can't. Move." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticQuery Posted January 11, 2015 Author Share Posted January 11, 2015 "Keep in mind that I am perfectly capable of smiting you at a moment's notice." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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