CrypticQuery Posted February 24, 2015 Author Share Posted February 24, 2015 "The color of this background compliments the scales on my lower jaw and neck. I can assure you that this was completely unintentional." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 "This isn't actually SFO, this is a green screen effect I'm trying out!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticQuery Posted February 25, 2015 Author Share Posted February 25, 2015 "My dentist says that this overbite is functional. Wanna see?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 "Surprise motherfu- Ooh, is that a bag of Doritos I spot on your desk?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clearwater Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 ''I can't do a bloody barrel roll by pressing Z or R, Peppy, I have to move the damn joystick!'' 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 "Oh, shit, my drone hit that guy's apartment!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arminius H O Fiddywinks Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 "Chappie." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 "Incoming!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 "Where's my agent, so I can get out of this movie?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticQuery Posted March 9, 2015 Author Share Posted March 9, 2015 "Wait for it..." "...waaaaiiiiittt foooooorr iiiiiitttt." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoo Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 "My new safehaven." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticQuery Posted March 9, 2015 Author Share Posted March 9, 2015 "And I do my little turn on the catwalk." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoo Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 "THIS is what I do in Pirate's Cove." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticQuery Posted March 9, 2015 Author Share Posted March 9, 2015 "I could start shouting DANCING INTENSIFIES, but that would ruin the moment." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 *yiffing intensifies* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticQuery Posted March 9, 2015 Author Share Posted March 9, 2015 'YEW EVER SEE A MINDFUCK BEFORE, BOY?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clearwater Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 "Dammit! All I wanted to ask that security guard was if he could open the toilets!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoo Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 "Dat bird do." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 You spin me right round baby right round. Like a record baby right right round round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticQuery Posted March 10, 2015 Author Share Posted March 10, 2015 "I can't believe it's 6AM already!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gestalt Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 I can have all these foxes, and you can't stop me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ori Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 *ded* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticQuery Posted March 11, 2015 Author Share Posted March 11, 2015 "Take that photo. Any minute now. Did you take it yet? Is the flash on?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clearwater Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 "Yo ho ho, and a bottle of that guy's p**s." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticQuery Posted March 13, 2015 Author Share Posted March 13, 2015 "I just drank twelve cans of Red Bull and now I can see noises!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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