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"We're Star Fox!"

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"I told him to make some tea.  Guess what he came back with."

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"I have to write you a ticket, sir. That meme wasn't dank enough."

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"Dammit, Jimmy.  I told you to stop stealing headstones from that cemetery across the street."

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"I've opened my mouth too far already, doc!"

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"How many times do I have to tell you?  IT'S TOO SHORT TO BE A TELEPHONE POLE."

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"Come on man, don't run, my knees are killing me..."

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"Where the hell did you manage to find a hammer that big?"

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"You do not have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You do not have the right to an attorney, and if you can't afford one, the State will not grant you one."

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"When I said don't cross me, this was the last thing I expected."

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"What part of 'Stop' don't you understand?!"

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( ^ The GTA V Sheriff would like a word with you. :P)

"Just how much did you pull out of the copier  to make that paper airplane?"

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"Hey buddy, just a word of advice: Stay up late enough and things will start to get weird here."

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"HEEEEEEEERE'S ORBI!"

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"Stop or I'm gonna tase you!"

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"Instead of facepalming, the least you could do is help me lift this thing!"

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"What age are we in? Still talking about martial arts? We're talking about arms and guns! Guns! Got it?"

Edited by Arminius H O Fiddywinks
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"PLEASE tell me that fence post doesn't belong to the crazy guy down the street.  You know, the one with the pickaxe."

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"Hey, that guy's got a broken taillight: we'll drop some weed in the car and book him for that."

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SIR, I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU TO STEP OUT OF THE CHAIR.

"What do you mean no refunds without a receipt!?"

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"I love the night shift. Not many people can see me now..."

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"That looks an awful lot like the support beam that was holding this building up..."

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"Gonna leave two things straight here: First, I own this place-- I own you."

"Second, don't let the admin know I keep telling people that. I don't wanna get fired."

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Dammit, I told you not to repeat that to anyone.

"Ladies and gentlemen, please hold your photographs for after the show.  I can only hold this smile for so long!"

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