Arminius H O Fiddywinks Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 "We're Star Fox!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticQuery Posted July 18, 2015 Author Share Posted July 18, 2015 "I told him to make some tea. Guess what he came back with." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arminius H O Fiddywinks Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 "I have to write you a ticket, sir. That meme wasn't dank enough." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticQuery Posted July 23, 2015 Author Share Posted July 23, 2015 "Dammit, Jimmy. I told you to stop stealing headstones from that cemetery across the street." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 "Where's my uniform..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arminius H O Fiddywinks Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 "I've opened my mouth too far already, doc!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticQuery Posted August 2, 2015 Author Share Posted August 2, 2015 "How many times do I have to tell you? IT'S TOO SHORT TO BE A TELEPHONE POLE." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arminius H O Fiddywinks Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 "Come on man, don't run, my knees are killing me..." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticQuery Posted August 2, 2015 Author Share Posted August 2, 2015 "Where the hell did you manage to find a hammer that big?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arminius H O Fiddywinks Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 "You do not have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You do not have the right to an attorney, and if you can't afford one, the State will not grant you one." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticQuery Posted August 3, 2015 Author Share Posted August 3, 2015 "When I said don't cross me, this was the last thing I expected." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arminius H O Fiddywinks Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 "What part of 'Stop' don't you understand?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticQuery Posted August 3, 2015 Author Share Posted August 3, 2015 ( ^ The GTA V Sheriff would like a word with you. )"Just how much did you pull out of the copier to make that paper airplane?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ori Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 "Hey buddy, just a word of advice: Stay up late enough and things will start to get weird here." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticQuery Posted August 3, 2015 Author Share Posted August 3, 2015 "HEEEEEEEERE'S ORBI!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arminius H O Fiddywinks Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 "Stop or I'm gonna tase you!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticQuery Posted August 3, 2015 Author Share Posted August 3, 2015 "Instead of facepalming, the least you could do is help me lift this thing!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arminius H O Fiddywinks Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 (edited) "What age are we in? Still talking about martial arts? We're talking about arms and guns! Guns! Got it?" Edited August 5, 2015 by Arminius H O Fiddywinks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticQuery Posted August 7, 2015 Author Share Posted August 7, 2015 "PLEASE tell me that fence post doesn't belong to the crazy guy down the street. You know, the one with the pickaxe." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arminius H O Fiddywinks Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 "Hey, that guy's got a broken taillight: we'll drop some weed in the car and book him for that." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticQuery Posted August 10, 2015 Author Share Posted August 10, 2015 SIR, I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU TO STEP OUT OF THE CHAIR."What do you mean no refunds without a receipt!?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arminius H O Fiddywinks Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 "I love the night shift. Not many people can see me now..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticQuery Posted August 12, 2015 Author Share Posted August 12, 2015 "That looks an awful lot like the support beam that was holding this building up..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ori Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 "Gonna leave two things straight here: First, I own this place-- I own you.""Second, don't let the admin know I keep telling people that. I don't wanna get fired." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticQuery Posted August 12, 2015 Author Share Posted August 12, 2015 Dammit, I told you not to repeat that to anyone."Ladies and gentlemen, please hold your photographs for after the show. I can only hold this smile for so long!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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