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CrypticQuery

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Shut up! If you say "are we there yet" one more time, I swear to god I will climb back there and make your mother cry for a year when she sees what I've done to you!!!!

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"I STILL ASK, HOW DID I HIT THAT WALL!?"

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What do I symbolize? Well, this year, poor marketing...

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(I know it's a joke, buuut, sheesh! It wasn't that bad! Look at the Wii U! Now that was poor marketing! Here, at least, they did show what the game had to offer, because that pretty much was all they COULD offer!)

"Do you see my gun? It's gonna be looking at you right between your eyes real soon, my friend."

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They said I could be anything.

So I became a logo.

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"Baby, I can shift into overdrive anytime you want!"

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"Im gonna have to confiscate your prefrontal lobe as evidence."

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Pssh... Communists.

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"Are you sure you want it to end like this, my friend? I can put you down even without my pistol in hand. Be careful what you say from here on out."

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"White power!"

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Heeeeey,  girl!

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"Have no fear mi lady, I am a dentist. Professional and certified. Oh this handgun? Well...open your mouth and lets see those cavities."

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Did I ever tell you about the time I was skydiving in Tahiti?

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"Damn squirrels, up in trees eating nuts! The hell with you all!!!" 

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Officer, please. The guy had it coming.

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"I have six little friends and they can all run faster than you can."

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"Now I have a drill for a nose, I can get revenge on anyone I hate by headbutting them."

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Pretty....

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Meat...I don't care if it is the crotch, ITS MEEEEEEEEAT!!!

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"I just had my batteries replaced - should be good for the long run."

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It'll cost you an arm and a leg. So if you don't mind, I'll take them from you now.

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"You wouldn't hurt a face that looks this good."

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