The Dream Topic

[sjrathbun812]

Dreams are bizarre, funny, and crazy. They're also fascinating. In this topic, you can share what dreams that stick out in your mind, whether they be old or recent, funny or cool, and of course, within your comfort range. I'll start.

I had a dream not too long ago about myself getting married after I turned 17. About the same time, my sister also got married to Ed Sheeran. At one point, she took me over to a hotel like place on a beach.

"Is this Ed Sheeran's house?" I asked uncertainly.

My sister smirked and shook her head as she closed the front door.

'It must be a hotel of some kind,' I thought.

As I took in my surroundings, my sister went off to practice dancing with Ed. It was apparently a ritzy place, as I noticed women getting special treatments. These treatments were basically the whole package. Pedicure, manicure, massages, whatever. I soon realized that I was about to get one myself, but first I headed to the bathroom. When I opened the door, some lady had presumably splattered urine ALL OVER the floor, which had carpet on it. I looked out the door to see some woman giggling to herself saying that she did it and was sorry.

"I forgive you," I said, trying to close the door and tiptoe in any place that wasn't covered in urine to the toilet. When I got out, I didn't want anyone else to go through such a repulsive experience, so I went to gather cleaning supplies. The next thing I knew, I woke up to a dog running around in my room and my mom, who seemed rather cranky, telling me to get up. I was rather upset that no, in fact, I'm not married at such a young age. No, in fact, your sister isn't either to Ed Sheeran. No, in fact, your not going to get some special pleasure treatment. But, on the brightside, you don't have any urine to clean up.

Maybe that wasn't the most enjoyable thing to read for you. If not, share something better! Maybe we can all get a chuckle or two out of this topic.

Or not.

[Dr. Orange]

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I had this dream where we had a thread about dreams and we dreamed about dreaming dreams where I had this dream where we had a thread about dreams and we dreamed about dreaming dreams where I had this dream where we had a thread about dreams and we dreamed about dreaming dreams where I had this dream where we had a thread about dreams and we dreamed about dreaming dreams.

[LazerMaster5]

Once I had a dream where I told Peppy to do a barrel roll, then proceeded to shoot a space butterfly down. Interesting how this dream, which is a year and a half old, is the one I remember the easiest.

[CrypticQuery]

Here's an odd dream that I had last night. 

 

I was walking through an automotive junkyard/pick-n-pull, located in a dimly-lit underground parking structure for whatever reason, when I stumbled across a late 80s Chrysler Fifth Avenue [pictured below].  It was upside down and had faded red paint, but it was in relatively good shape and all of its glass was intact.  I went over and walked around it a few times to gauge the overall condition of the vehicle and decided to try the driver's-side door.  Curiously enough, the car was unlocked.  I opened the door and there was an elderly man sitting in the seat, upside down, buckled in.  He turned to look at me and waved.  I said hello.

 

Then the dream ended.  I don't get it either. xD

 

[Snys93]

Here's an odd dream that I had last night. 

 

I was walking through an automotive junkyard/pick-n-pull, located in a dimly-lit underground parking structure for whatever reason, when I stumbled across a late 80s Chrysler Fifth Avenue [pictured below].  It was upside down and had faded red paint, but it was in relatively good shape and all of its glass was intact.  I went over and walked around it a few times to gauge the overall condition of the vehicle and decided to try the driver's-side door.  Curiously enough, the car was unlocked.  I opened the door and there was an elderly man sitting in the seat, upside down, buckled in.  He turned to look at me and waved.  I said hello.

 

Then the dream ended.  I don't get it either. xD

 

 

Dat sum hot wheels, One

[CrypticQuery]

Dat sum hot wheels, One

 

Give me the cheaper Plymouth Gran Fury variant, make it an AHB police package car, and you've got a deal.

 

[LazerMaster5]

No offense, man, but that is one ugly car.

[CrypticQuery]

No offense, man, but that is one ugly car.

 

You're gonna make me start a car discussion thread to keep from derailing this one, hehe.  For the record I've always held an affinity toward the 'looks-like-they-were-designed-with-a-ruler' cars of the eighties, but to each their own.

[Snys93]

No offense, man, but that is one ugly car.

 

Of what doest thou know of beauty?

 

-

 

Time to put my two cents in:

 

   The dream actually begins when I'm in bed. In the dream I'm awaken by my cat who was unfortunately dead at this point. It was the instant I realized it was a dream while I was in the dream. I sit up, pick up my tiny cat and look out the window to find that it is sunny without a cloud in the sky. Suddenly I hear the familiar sound of my mother and father in the kitchen. I get off the bed with my cat nestling her head in my shoulder, purring loudly as she always did. I approach the door opening it-the pleasant smell of homemade waffles and sizzling bacon escape in cracks of my door as I opened. The smell of breakfast gets stronger upon walking the length of the hallway in which I arrive at the dining room and into the kitchen. My parents, laughing and carrying on see me as I walk in and greet me.

 

   "This is a dream," I said to them.

 

   My father replies with a smile, "It is, how do you feel?"

 

   "Good, very good. I'm happy."

 

   I then wake for real, energized and ready for the day.

[Clearwater]

Ah, this topic is the perfect place to put my 'Rionian Dreams'...

I remember one of said dreams I had about half a year ago, when I was a yellow macaw, partying all around with the
other birds in Rio on the beach... I'll never forget them.

[valkiriforce]

I always remember this funny dream I had where I was Robin Williams and I was in Lake Tahoe, Nevada in the Wintertime when there's plenty of snow. There was this small saucer floating above a nearby house and I thought to myself in Robin Williams' voice, "Is this really happening, or is it just my imagination?" Then the little saucer came over to me to try and pull me up with a tractor beam and I had to dive under some of the decks of the houses to avoid getting pulled up by this small saucer. The scene suddenly switched to the inside of Wal-Mart where I was still running away from this saucer, and for some reason this Wal-Mart had two floors. So I grabbed a Katana sword in the store and ran up the staircase then flipped backwards to cut the saucer in half and I said to myself again in Robin's voice, "Boy, that must have hurt." I woke up laughing when I had this dream.

[Ori]

So.

 

Apparently there was this kid that lived the sole purpose of annoying his sister to hell and further without any consequences whatsoever (due to stereotypical 'KIDS ARE INNOCENT AND YOU SHUT UP' mother figure) and he's been digging through the girl's things desperately trying to incriminate her to the point he goes 'time to cheat' and makes up fake evidence against her.

 

Things get weird when the girl goes desperate and decides to make an agreement of doing something self-humiliating and record it to put up online so the kid would leave her alone, this would involve a sticky situation with her hair and a glass of peanut butter. Sundowner was right.

And for some reason I had my hand in the piece when the camcorder in question was given by me. And set to auto-format when plugging into some external storage connection without the kid's knowledge.

 

While the kid was laughing like a retard I was doing my part in the revenge (I hate that kind of kids anyway).

...Why else I would help, no idea, but the fact the girl in this dream looked like a friend of mine possibly helps a lot as evidence.

I basically threw paint cans around the kid's bedroom, starting off as an amorphous blob. Then I decided to take my sweet old time to mess with it a bit.

 

Dream ends with what essentially was a sketchy and basic Van Gogh's 'The Starry Night' look-alike.

 

 

 

I think I might have weird ways to deal with annoying brats.

[hoo]

Last night I had a dream that I cut off my hand with a butter knife, and started eating watermelon out of it. Then I sewed it back on. It was weird.

(200 posts, yay.)

[InfinitySquared]

I had a dream where my neighbor and my brother were dealing meth by smuggling it through moths (Crystal Moth), my guitar teacher was actually a cop and had a clone, police drove semis and K-cars (almost identical to that one in OneUnder's dream) that transformed into plates of steak (really good steak too), and there was an annoying ghost in the house that would not stop turning on a player pipe organ that played Waltz of the Flowers. Weirdest part was that I was watching this whole thing from a window, a la Rear Window.

[StarFoxfan-FUR_ever]

I had a dream where I decided to go try out a new pizza restaurant. As I was eating, a mafia family breaks a window to get in (even though the door was wide open) and tells the manager that she better sell the business within three weeks to them, because this is their territory, nobody is allowed to operate a pizza restaurant except the family...etc. As they leave, the leader says "You best not forget the name Delvecchio!" After they left, all the patrons started laughing and doing horrible Italian accents, as well as cracking jokes about how common the name Delvecchio is. I honestly don't know what to make of this dream. What? Am is it too dangerous to try out a new pizza place or something?

[LazerMaster5]

I had the weirdest dream last night. In it, my family got a new house, and when I entered, it was dark. So I went up to my new room and found some weird classroom type thingy. Apparently there was some kind of recruitment session into the Kingsmen, and for some strange reason, they were looking for furries to join. (Don't ask why.) Anyway, my first mission was at some event, and the location looked a lot like the atrium at the college where I take PSEO. Anyway, so my fellow Kingsmen and I were investigating a room when some fat lady henchman hauled me out and returned me to the booth that is the secret base for the operation. All of a sudden, I know where the bad guy's base is, which is some office building. I slowly take out the guards without detection, and when I stumble upon the villain (I don't know why he is the villain, he just is) who bears an uncanny resemblance to Samuel L. Jackson, he was slumped in his seat like he was shot in the chest or something. So he was laying there dying with a grin on his face, and he had sitting on his desk a few grocery bags full of DS and PS2 games, most of which do not exist in real life. So I took the games I wanted, and I think the building exploded or caught fire or something. My dream ended shortly after.

[Jeroscope]

I had an interesting dream some nights ago.

 

The dream involved me being a CDF Commando. It's an aspect of the Cornerian Military I've been trying to flesh out. The Commandos don't just bust doors and hide in mud, they also recover downed pilots from behind enemy lines. I found myself being an instructor, with Fox, Falco, and some generic soldiers as squad members instead of being in the air. Star Fox was actually lead by Fara Phoenix, and was an official Cornerian fighter squadron instead of a mercenary group.

 

I was a technical specialist, good at hacking into computers and bypassing defenses. Fox was a rifleman, handling most of the fire suppression and forward action. Falco was a marksman, having a high powered rifle to pick off targets. The other two were a medic and another rifleman. There was some typical action in the dream. Pushing up the lines on Katina, Fichina, and Venom. Fox would talk about his girl Fara, Falco would stay quiet, and the other two guys slept most of the time. I just listened and gave orders. Fox also talked of his father and his anger toward Andross.

 

Later on during an infiltration on Venom, Fox was about to burst in and take out Andross, completely ignoring breach procedures and my own orders. He got himself killed after kicking down the door, getting shot to pieces. It was almost surreal as I was expecting to be the one taking the shot instead of him. Instead, I had the medic carry the body and the other rifleman hold them off. I used plan B which was to hack into the power generators and force them to overload, causing the base to explode. The last part of the dream was me trying to write a letter to Fox's friends at home about how he was killed in action as his dead body sat next to me on the ride home. I simply looked at the empty page until I phased out and woke up.

[Naza Sutera]

Jero, that wasn't no dream. It makes too much sense!

 

Anyway, I had this dream that I was...I dunno, watching a TV show or something about this contemporary royal family. It consisted of the prince and the princess (though the prince would technically be the king since the parents weren't around). Anyway, the prince was a busybody doing his royal duties and what not, meanwhile the princess/sister was a lazy bitch.

 

And when I say bitch, she was a fucking bitch. As in, she was a horrible-ass woman.

 

She would lay in bed all day in her nightgown/underwear, which was basically like fabric wrapped around her (you know that fabric junk ladies used to use instead of lingerie in the past?), and she would pull on it and tighten it whereby it would assume the shape of a corset or a bra/pantie set. Anyway, the bitch would sit in bed all day and watch Disney porn on her 60-inch plasma TV. And you're probably thinking "Lolwat? Disney porn?" I know, right? On the TV, I saw Cinderella (or was it Aurora?) partially dressed an all exposed on top of the Disney prince, and... Yeah. Then there was this part where a friend came into her room to visit her. I don't know how the meeting went as I can't remember what was said or even what happened, but it ended with the princess kicking her friend in the face. All of this shit *motions around the mouth and nose area* was fucked up. Then the princess lied and said she didn't do it, whereby the Prince (for some reason) had to open an investigation as if someone was murdered to figure out what happened.

[Pgpaw3]

Alright everyone, here's one I had awhile back.

 

So I was working at Pizza Hut with two of my friends, and I was in the process of making a pizza. I had to open a new packet of ham, and when I did I saw there was some salami in it. I call over my manager, Steve Jobs, to ask him if the ham is still OK to use. Now, like a normal person, he said I was a fucking idiot, and started ranting at me about some shit. I then get mad, quit from Steve Jobs pizza hut, storm out and go home. The next day, I am eating a pizza, and decide it is a fantastic idea to put strawberry jam on it. This was a fantastic idea, as the flavor is amazing. Somehow Steve Jobs finds out about my jam pizza, and intends to steal it from me. Now, Steve and I had been in open war for many days between me quitting and him stealing my jam pizza, such as me splashing what I can only imagine was liquid McDonald chicken nuggets on this Pizza Hut. Because of this I was stalking him and was up on a hill looking at him put an ad for *i can't remember the name* nuggets. He then rings me and tells me that, and I quote, "you need to learn to not start wars with people who are better than you." In response to this, I tell him "good luck with that, and enjoy your *insert shitty name here* nuggets.

 

He then goes ape shit and starts screaming in rage, goes into the Pizza Hut, grabs his coat and hat, and storms up the hill towards me. I try to flee, but in dreams you run like you are underwater, so I don't get very far. When he is almost on top of me, I dart behind some random people and hide in a corner that if he missed me hiding there, he would be declared legally blind. The dream then skips to me at my house drawing up blue prints for the jam pizza, and posting my discovery online to various forums so I can establish copyright over it. It then skips to me in court, suing Steve Jobs for copyright infringement for trying to sell the jam pizza in the Pizza Hut where it all started. I don't quite remember what happens afterward but I believe I won tones of money from the case and Steve Jobs gets fired.

 

I should also mention that the Pizza Hut in question was in the exact location of a McDonald's I used to live near when I was young.

[Clearwater]

I had this really wierd Five Nights At Freddy's-related dream last night. So I was on my computer, playing said game,
and I looked to my right, to see that a Freddy Fazbear hat had appeared out of nowhere on the chair next to me. I was
slightly curious and creeped out, so I quit the game, shut my computer down, and began to examine the hat. From close
examination, the hat seemed legit, but when I opened up the jaw area, I could see that right at the back of the mouth
was a ton of wires and metal rods sticking out of it. I stuck it on my coat rack and went through the rest of the day.

That night, while I was laying in bed, I noticed that the eyes of the Freddy hat began to glow a bright red, and hopped
off the rack all by itself. But, instead of eating me up, it just... began to pace the room, back and forth, back and forth.
I hopped out of my bed, switched the light on, and stuck the Freddy head in my bin.

Then I woke up, wondering what in the name of bloody hell I had just dreamt.

[Naza Sutera]

We have some really crazy dreams.

[StarFoxfan-FUR_ever]

So I had a dream where my pasta turned into a group of worms...I haven't had pasta in a month though.

[Ori]

Well...

 

This one dream started with two guys seemingly arguing intensely in the front yard of a house, one generally strong-looking almost like a boxing fighter, and the other older-looking and actually looked a damn lot like Gregory House. Apparently the daughter of said Armstrong wannabe was dying or something and was being driven to desperate measures asking (or in this case, forcing someone to) or help. Things turn to shit when the House-look-alike says something that sets the other guy in blind rage and he runs after him yelling incoherently, storming across the neighborhood.

The chase continues for some time -now I don't know how time works in dreams or geography or human running capabilities or climate on that matter- next thing I know they wind up running until what seemed to be a cold mountain nearby. They run across and stop near a small handful of people. Who happened to be a group of anthro foxes and wolves. And apparently a wolf girl in the group was wearing little more than her own fur.

 

No reaction is shown by the humans in the scene to the otherwise nonsensical situation but whatever. Strong-guy throws a heavy punch at the other one and makes him fall down on the snow, and kicks his side once yelling and swearing incoherently.

Everything in the dream goes further downhill after this:

 

The small mob of furs backs away from the berserk guy and some fox guy runs away hysterically. Berserk guy stares at them and goes on a rant filled with swearing and things I fail to remember now. A few moments pass and the fox who ran off comes back accompanied by... BLU Heavy. Yes. It's just as random as it sounds. BLU Heavy shouts him to stop and go away from the other guy, who turns around from the snow looking clueless as someone in this situation would be. Strong guy swears some more at the Heavy and marches on towards him. Inevitable fist fight happens. A few moments of the random punching pass and... The berserk guy seems to catch fire and his skin cracks out with fire coming off. Then after becoming involved in a ball of sparks and jolting he explodes leaving blood splattered on the snow.

 

Dream ends with the guy, the mob of furs and the Heavy eyeing one another damn clueless about whatever in the hell just had happened.

[Gestalt]

A live lab mouse found itself lodged in my cranial cavity. It made it's way from side to side pushing at each ear trying to escape. The pain was immense for me, like holding my nose and explosively blowing my ears out. It got to the point where I wanted to kill the mouse even at the expense of harming myself. After finding something sharp, I waited for it to come back around where I could feel it behind my ear so I could stab it. I woke up to popping/clogged ears. I was probably blowing them in my sleep.

[Drasiana]

So I had a dream where my pasta turned into a group of worms...I haven't had pasta in a month though.

 

But when was the last time you had worms?