LazerMaster5 Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 realized that pretending to be an entire Dev team was a shitty idea. Infinity would then proceed to make Titanfail, Fur Crei, and Ass Ass In Creep. These games were flops as well, so Infinity... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoo Posted March 17, 2015 Author Share Posted March 17, 2015 Made more games, but the amount of hate coming towards the company caused him to have a sudden stroke. At his funeral... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 The executives from Sony, Microsoft, and Nintendo took a piss on him. Infinity never got a proper burial. Instead, his corpse was planned to be... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoo Posted March 17, 2015 Author Share Posted March 17, 2015 Fed to the orphans at the local orphanage. The orphans thought he was so tasty that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticQuery Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 ...they started a chain restaurant based upon the flavors found within the meal, and called it The Morgue. When the health department caught wind of this, however... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 They knew they had to join in on the craze. They opened The Cemetery, where corpses that have been dug up are barbecued and served with a side of fries. The craze lasted about a month, until... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticQuery Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 ...both restaurant locations spontaneously combusted in the middle of the night, with seemingly no explanation. There certainly was a reason, however. A serial arsonist had been striking the town with glee for the past fourteen-and-a-half months. People suspected that Fie Are Burnshite, the city's fire safety consultant, was responsible, but no one could tie him to the scenes. Or that seemed to be the case, until... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 He confessed in a press conference. Shortly afterwards, an angry mob charged his house and set it on fire, burning him to death. Things quieted down for a while, until... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoo Posted March 18, 2015 Author Share Posted March 18, 2015 People started to see ghostly hallucinations of the corpses that were eaten. The public was so shocked they... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 Began posting their experiences all over Twitter, overloading the site. Since everyone was so dependant on the site for communications, society began to breakdown. Only one man can make things right again... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoo Posted March 19, 2015 Author Share Posted March 19, 2015 Johnny Kayson, the unluckiest boy in the world. Trying to fix society, he burnt down... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 the local White Castle. Seeing this as a riot act, the people dived deeper into chaos, looting a McDonald's, a Rite Aid, and a local dive bar. However, things got really awkward when... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoo Posted March 19, 2015 Author Share Posted March 19, 2015 They started sitting on airplanes without their shirts. The pilots... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 instantly planted C4 on the engines, and once they got far enough away, they detonated the charges, killing everyone. The end, or is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoo Posted March 20, 2015 Author Share Posted March 20, 2015 Of course not, you forgot about Shrek. He was busy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticQuery Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 ...questioning visitors as to why they were loitering within the confines of his swamp. When they refused to leave, ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoo Posted March 20, 2015 Author Share Posted March 20, 2015 He muttered "it's all ogre now." He flew into space with his trusty... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 bag of dicks, all of which were stolen from members of Congress. All the old hecklers had a hoot, spending weeks on end calling congressmen dickless. However, this ended when... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ori Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 ...The Narrator himself frantically got onto the mic: "ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! IT'S ENOUGH!" The Narrator exclaims. "Stanley, what did I tell you about turning on cheats on the server, again!? I'm just done. The Serious Room isn't punishing enough for you, I can tell no matter how long you stay there you'll just break things again. Well then! TIME FOR A BETTER APPROACH!" World starts crumbling and the internet materializes into reality, and Stanley wakes up to see himself in the middle of FurAffinity, as... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 he left his VR headset on his head, with the Web browser. Now, Stanley was a grown-ass man, and he had his browser page on a picture of a topless vixen. When Stanley lifted the headset, he saw his surroundings, which were... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoo Posted March 22, 2015 Author Share Posted March 22, 2015 All different colors, like they were trippy. He then realized that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 He was high on LSD. Stanley knew it was only a matter of time before the fun police took him away, so he... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoo Posted March 23, 2015 Author Share Posted March 23, 2015 Grabbed a shotgun and sat in his trusty... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 1969 Shelby GT500. Stanley, much like John Wick, was a retired hitman, so he was ready for revenge after the fun police killed his dog. Stanley knew the leader of the fun police, Max Payne. The epic smack down would occur at... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoo Posted March 24, 2015 Author Share Posted March 24, 2015 Your local library. Brought to you and part by the local orphanage. "The orphans aren't hungry, your face is." After this message, Stanley decided to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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