Shmibli7 Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 We've all participated in one of these at least once, even if it was subconsciously. So, why not start one here? State your farfetched fake accomplishments here. Whoever posts must try to one-up the poster above by saying "Oh, yeah, well I (Insert fake accomplishment)" Let the fight begin! I will start. Frank Sinatra once came over to my house for voice warm-ups. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fookes Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 Oh, yeah, well I managed to fly the Millennium Falcon without any training!! (Yes, that is a Star Wars VII reference). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoo Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 Oh yeah, well one time I went to space with an AK-47, and two snapbacks, and came back with a severed alien queen head and 18 bitches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geoprimedonna Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 Oh yeah? Well, I own both the Fox amiibo and the Fox action figure (thank goodness it ain't SFXZ style!!!). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shmibli7 Posted January 3, 2016 Author Share Posted January 3, 2016 Oh yeah, well I am the Dragonborn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geoprimedonna Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 Really? I'm a furry penguin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoo Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 Furry penguin? Pfft. I'm a fuzzy dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shmibli7 Posted January 3, 2016 Author Share Posted January 3, 2016 Heh... I'm a spy, kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gestalt Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 Okay well, scoot over grandpa, I'ma spy kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shmibli7 Posted January 3, 2016 Author Share Posted January 3, 2016 Pssh... I killed a hydra... by decapitating it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gestalt Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 Neat, bro. I just use mine for my pastas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shmibli7 Posted January 3, 2016 Author Share Posted January 3, 2016 Ha! I am the reason Boba Fett is still alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Orange Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 I am Doctor Orange. I am literally keeping you people alive. Gg sorry I ended the game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shmibli7 Posted January 3, 2016 Author Share Posted January 3, 2016 Pssh, nah, I'm the celestial force that keeps the universe turning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vonSteakhand Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 All celestial forces must die eventually, I'm afraid. But I'm the kind of star that lives on after death. You know, like Elvis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shmibli7 Posted January 3, 2016 Author Share Posted January 3, 2016 Hah. I.... CANNOT.... DIE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Orange Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 6 hours ago, Shmibli7 said: Pssh, nah, I'm the celestial force that keeps the universe turning. Mofo who da hell do you THINK made you? I'mma tell you who. Me. Who's yo daddy? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shmibli7 Posted January 3, 2016 Author Share Posted January 3, 2016 I made myself, therefore I am my daddy. Now, be quiet I just conquered Russia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vonSteakhand Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 I went to Russia once. Killed 18 bears with 15 bullets fired from a cosmoline-drenched Mosin Nagant. Skinned it all myself, no armies here, no sir... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticQuery Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 That's nothing! I became the dictator of the electronic section at Walmart during Black Friday. We lost twelve men that day. Good ones too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The VGM Lover Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 (Grabs mic) I........Love........Star Fox. (Drops mic. Walks away, raising his hand) Done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clearwater Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Oh, yeah? Well I went and saw the new Star Wars, in 3D! (True story BTW. The new film's genuinly kickass.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vonSteakhand Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 I'll have you know I saw Spoiler Han Solo get [spoilered] at the end of the movie, and I only cried for 20 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoo Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Oh yeah? Well I saw three movies over winter break! 007 SPECTRE, The Force Awakens, and Mockingjay part 2! (It's also in order from my favorite to least favorite with 007 being the absolute best. There were all really good though and I liked them all.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The VGM Lover Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 10 hours ago, Clearwater said: Oh, yeah? Well I went and saw the new Star Wars, in 3D! (True story BTW. The new film's genuinly kickass.) Star Fox's Arwings are equipped with gyro-controlled, fully adjustable swivel guns on the nose, and g-diffuser engines, allowing the arwing to aim up to 90 degrees above and below it, and up to 70 degrees side to side of the front. It can also charge it's guns to fire a single powerful lock-on missle capable of wiping out a group of fighters and light tanks, provided if accuracy is accounted for. To top it off, the arwing is capable of firing an oversized, colossal smart bomb, which can wipe out up to two squadrons of fighters within a 200 meter radius, and destroy frigates, cruisers and battleships in one shot. The armor on the ship can withstand collision with solid steel walls, and so can its shields, which can be upgraded to take more damage than a cruiser can ever hope for. Its design and engines allow it to perform two rolls in a second, loop in a second, and Immelmann-turn in a second. This, piloted by the Star Fox team themselves, make the arwing more powerful than anything the Star Wars universe (Besides the force) can throw at it. This is without even mentioning the Arwing's other abilities, such as transforming into a bird-like mech, which can allow the arwing to focus more easily on ground units and pinpoint enemy weaknesses, or Aileron Rolling to create a temporary laser deflector. Not to say this makes Star Fox as a franchise better than Star Wars as a franchise. Basically, the Arwing can 1up any of Star Wars's vehicles, but as a franchise, Star Fox simply can't compete... yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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