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Shmibli7

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Well, let me tell you something.  Fox came to me for piloting advice, as I beat Han Solo by five whole parsecs.

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(Ok, now let me actually compete. ;))

Um, have more cargo space? The Arwings are fighters, not freighters. Fox should have known that!

I commanded the Cornerian Army in what became known as the Aparoid Genocide run of Katina. The title was conceived only after I joined the battle.

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Yeah? Well I'm a member of Star Fox!

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You're Wolf. Shouldn't you be commanding Star Wolf? What the heck happened??? O_o

I'm currently in command of over 40 Miis, each with their own unique identity and abilities, such as Sports, Fitness, Sonic Speed, Mario Acrobatics, Kart Specialization, Flying, Gunnery, Brawling, Swordplay, Island Life, and best of all, musical mastery (Yes. I Iove Wii Music. I also love Mii Freestyle in Guitar Hero 4 and 5.)

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I played Undertale before it was cool, and I predicted the Asgore twist.

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MY SHOES COST MORE THAN YOUR HOUSE!

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Isn't that pouring your money down the drain? A suit, maybe, but shoes?

I endured six months of online torture in Sm4sh. I am now scarred for life. (Wait, is that even supposed to be a 1-up?)

I destroyed the Venomian Interceptor Force as they approached the Star Fox team back in the Ambush of Sector Z. There was supposed to be 600. I lowered it down to 130.

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I am better than everyone else simply by the virtue of existing :cool:

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That's selfish.

I care for a ton of people (including this community), which is how I revived the Katinian Defense Force along with Bill Grey for a campaign called OPERATION PAYBACK, which successfully halved the Angler Army during the Angler Blitz, and opened the window for other, more powerful individual allies to achieve victory, and ultimately defeat those dreaded Anglar forces. 

General Peppy, to this day, still doesn't believe we did that. We are proud of it, and so is Katina.

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HA! I was the secret commander of the Venomian People's Liberation Army and successfully attempted a coup to oust Dash, killing him in the process.

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Well hey! You know what that means!? You just saved the lylat system from another future invasion (effectively ending the canon and prompting a reboot), and you know what? We're okay with that. :)

I found. The center. Of the universe.

It's actually pretty bright. We needed the darkest of shades just to see a planet! :sweatdrop:

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Well, this morning, I discovered that a society of velociraptors live under my house after wandering into my basement to look for a cure for AIDS.

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Why would Raptors be looking for AIDS medicine? Also, if they're making a home out of yours, you could probably end up as their welcoming snack if you don't do something!

I like Jurassic Park III, despite how terrible it is. I also enjoy what I can out of Jurassic Park for the SNES. Who else here has that game?

(Share your thoughts if you do. :))

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Um.

I was hoping to post on this, but ah.... You didn't give me a lot of wiggle room. Actually, you gave me nothing to jump off of. So....

I dropped my ice cream and it fell on the ceiling, and I only cried for thirty seconds.

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Hey, at least the world didn't turn upside down and now your dog isn't barking in a confused fashion while you're drinking down your Kool-aid (anyone who saw that commercial will get this joke. ;))

I'm in this argument on the Youtube Introducing Star Fox video about whether or not flying in one direction while shooting in another works, and I am so far, the only guy who remains calm and rational through the whole thing (49 comments so far). The main argu-er (the guy who started it) lost it halfway. 

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Well, I won the Nobel Awesome Prize. Thrice. 

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I won the Meritorious Service medal over every "installment" of the Star Fox "story", which means I won it at least 4 times.

"Wait, that includes Star Fox Adventures, right? How were you even involved in that?"

Surprise! You know all those fighters Fox had to fight between runs. I was the one person who was sent to keep them from reaching Fox while he was on the ground. It was... not easy, to say the least. 

"Does Fox know about this?"

Apparently, Pepper decided to let Star Fox keep the glory, and to quietly reward me in an anonymous ceremony. I hold those memories with great pride. Pepper's a good friend of mine, and even more so because of this.

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I ate a burger from Freddy's Steakburgers and Frozen Custard.

That's the spoopy animatronic place, right?

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I ate a DOUBLE cheeseburger, so shut up and get backn in line, peasants.

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I ate onion rings... Go.

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