Snys93 Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 Oh yeah? Well, I'm an interior crocodile alligator who happens to drive a movie theeeator ( ^u^) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shmibli7 Posted July 8, 2016 Author Share Posted July 8, 2016 I don't follow trends. They follow me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SF Redd Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 I have this. My only regret is that it isn't updated with my most recent, higher score. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The VGM Lover Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 I AM the ULTIMATE jack of all trades. I AM EVERYTHING... OuO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shmibli7 Posted July 9, 2016 Author Share Posted July 9, 2016 I am what haunts you at night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 Know what haunts you at night? 59% nitrogen, 21% hydrogen, 9% carbon dioxide, 7% methane, 4% oxygen and 1% beef burrito. And it all came from me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shmibli7 Posted July 19, 2016 Author Share Posted July 19, 2016 Em effa', when I go outside, I don't walk on the ground like you peasents. No, not at all! I walk the streets on a red carpet made from the capes of 3,476 of the Cardinal's Guard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The VGM Lover Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 You know that one ship that actually fires and destroys that one vessel after too long in Sector Beta? I, Mack, was the guy who fired that shot after having to wait for three good minutes for the repairs on the cannon to be done. Thank god for that racoon guy who was stationed there at the time. Him and his beautiful wrench... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 You used to be a wiseguy like me, until you took a 22-gauge to the nut sack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The VGM Lover Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 Is that supposed to be a One-Up, or just an insult? Also, what's a 22 gauge? ---------------------------------------------------------------------- After that battle, I ended up getting transferred right back into Corneria, where the capital was even more overrun than before Star Fox's interception. It was... bloody. I was staged with a ground squadron tasked with somehow taking back the city via infiltration of its commanding infrastructure, but the mission ended up going horribly wrong when command underestimated the size of the invading force, and our lone carrier got blown right out the sky by one of the enemy destroyers. Half our squadron got disintegrated in a single shot, and we were forced out without even our parachutes at the ready. Only silver lining was that we were above the ocean not far from the shoreline. A few of us drowned, but the rest of us made it. We ran as fast as we could toward some kind of shelter, but the same destroyer tracked us down, and proceeded to tear us apart one by one with its fighter escort and main lasers. By the time we managed to get under something, there was only 4 of us left out of what was supposed to be 50, with tanks, missle lauchers and everything. We contacted command for support, but the most unbelievable thing to happen next? He ditched us. He pulled the mission, and gave us a middle finger wrapped in the phrase, "Good luck!". It was at that moment, that I became more determined than any little pup I knew to become who I am today. Now, I'm the commander, and I make damn sure my men will make it out alive, and never tell my men to f*ck off like that, EVER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shmibli7 Posted July 20, 2016 Author Share Posted July 20, 2016 Okay, two one-ups in one, the first directed towards Snes1993 Oh, yeah? Well, at least I know that there is no such caliber as a 22 gauge. The next, directed to amcintyr. I am so cool, I didn't even read your reply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The VGM Lover Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 Why, you too afraid to bear witness my awesome writing skills and story-telling, or are you just too lazy? Honestly, truth be told, I almost finished my very own fictional backstory once about a drawing I made back in high school, called Angesosaurus Rex. It was gonna be told in two parts, the first taking place in his homeworld, and the second takin place on Earth. It was probably gonna span up to more than 16 pages by the time I was done before I lost the usb containing it. Still TL;DR for you? Then I've already won this contest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 Oops, i meant 12 gauge. My bad - Atleast my one-ups don't put others to sleep. The last next great american novel I wrote had two words: Yo Mama. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The VGM Lover Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 Eh, nobody reads anymore. Nobody ever does a proper criticism, either. BUT I DO. (Ranting time ) Spoiler Review: Two Words ... Yep! That's it! If two words can be considered novel size, then what's one letter? A novella? How about a letter? A children's book? That's not the only problem with this book that, to my utter baffle, actually got published! The problem is the fact that the only two words that are in the book are the same words that everybody uses everyday, especially COD players. Are you ready for the spoilers? Huh? Are you ready? Are you SURE you're ready? Click that spoiler tag to find out! Spoiler Yo Mama. That's it. What was even the purpose of writing this book!? Some kind of practical joke for the kids to give to their sisters to prank them? Nothing was said about the book by the author himself before the book was released, and there's no context, no writing whatsoever on the back either, so nobody, including myself, has any clue as to what he wanted us to do with it. It's shameful, because it's just two words! There's nothing really mysterious, or as far as concerned, funny, or even practical about writing two words into a book and hoping that someone actually falls for the prank, IF that was what the author was going for. I'm pretty sure I know for a fact that no one in there right mind would wanna waste their time and money on this piece of 'literature', including me! The book was shared to me via my ask.fm page by a wonderful, and smart individual (who wishes not to be credited for his contribution to this review), and I'm glad that person did it. It saved me a good 5 mins writing this review for it, so do yourself a favor, and save yourself some time and money by pretending you never even heard of this book. Take care! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 2 hours ago, amcintyr9998 said: Eh, nobody reads anymore. Nobody ever does a proper criticism, either. BUT I DO. (Ranting time ) Hide contents Review: Two Words ... Yep! That's it! If two words can be considered novel size, then what's one letter? A novella? How about a letter? A children's book? That's not the only problem with this book that, to my utter baffle, actually got published! The problem is the fact that the only two words that are in the book are the same words that everybody uses everyday, especially COD players. Are you ready for the spoilers? Huh? Are you ready? Are you SURE you're ready? Click that spoiler tag to find out! Reveal hidden contents Yo Mama. That's it. What was even the purpose of writing this book!? Some kind of practical joke for the kids to give to their sisters to prank them? Nothing was said about the book by the author himself before the book was released, and there's no context, no writing whatsoever on the back either, so nobody, including myself, has any clue as to what he wanted us to do with it. It's shameful, because it's just two words! There's nothing really mysterious, or as far as concerned, funny, or even practical about writing two words into a book and hoping that someone actually falls for the prank, IF that was what the author was going for. I'm pretty sure I know for a fact that no one in there right mind would wanna waste their time and money on this piece of 'literature', including me! The book was shared to me via my ask.fm page by a wonderful, and smart individual (who wishes not to be credited for his contribution to this review), and I'm glad that person did it. It saved me a good 5 mins writing this review for it, so do yourself a favor, and save yourself some time and money by pretending you never even heard of this book. Take care! While I'm deeply touched by your passionate enthusiasm, I'm afraid you missed the over all point of my post. I'm elated at your use of an extensive vocabulary, in fact almost every post of yours can be likened to a short story or newspaper column. I agree with you that there are few who display proper criticism and I applaud you for your oh so valued opinion. But...here is where I draw the thin red line (turn back now you so choose). Spoiler Its called a joke. A joke...ever heard of one? You must have, someone at sometime in their life has a book of knock-knock jokes at some point on their bookshelf. Since you don't, I'll simplify it for you: ...of which you fail to understand. While it doesn't have to be funny to others to be a funny joke, it still is a joke. To be honest not everyone views my humor as hilarious or knee-slappingly funny for that matter. Its very hit and miss for me. But atleast I somewhat understand whereas you do not. A joke, 'a story with a humorous climax' as fore-mentioned, at best is simple. To over complicate it is to lose the 'punch-line' which is the climax to said joke. While this not always conforms to all jokes, it however describes you. I've read several of your posts, many of which are very very very long when it comes to the subject matter. I either find myself bored or half asleep by the time I get to the end and please don't take it the wrong way. I understand that I can come off a bit harsh. Just be aware that its just an opinion. Now to the subject of interest, my joke. My joke was again pointed at your long winded "humorous" posts and I sought to simplify it with two unrelated words: YO MAMA. That's it. Greatest novel ever written lol I've never written a novel (that was published) and to imply that I wrote a novel with only two words IS the joke. Get it? Get it now? THAT was the joke. Two words, hundreds of empty pages. The joke...that was it. Sorry you missed it. Okay, now that I have that out of the way, here is my One-Up post for you. ----- I went to space with only pine tree and a moose for a co-pilot. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The VGM Lover Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 Hahahahahahaha, AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! I didn't think you'd take that so seriously! I'm so sorry, buddy! Probably shouldn't have used that angry-as-hell emoticon this time. I've used an angry emoticon every time I bracketed and said 'ranting time' in any actual ranting post, and those ones were the serious ones (because I really, really hated that one SFZ video... There was another one, but I can't find it. Either way), but I should probably watch next time. No hard feelings, bud! -------------- I point, and and it all disappears in a fiery explosion... wait, what? Bioshock? Weeeeeeelllll, I kinda came from there. That's why my face is so messed up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 None taken, all in good fun. ----- My hands are drenched in the blood of armies, the bloodline of kings, of terrible beasts and monstrous insurmountable foes. But it compared not to your very gods. Where are they to save you now from me? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shmibli7 Posted July 21, 2016 Author Share Posted July 21, 2016 Mother Flubber, they're right here... And they expected you to be here sooner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 I'm always on time with pure swag on. My only problem is I can't turn it off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shmibli7 Posted July 27, 2016 Author Share Posted July 27, 2016 When I walk the streets, kings and queens step aside. Every woman I meet, they stay satisfied. (Totally not song lyrics.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The VGM Lover Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 You see me now, a veteran, of a thousand psychic wars. I've been livin' on the edge so long, where the winds of limbo roar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 I was a man of many prides. A house of my very own. A woman whom I have loved. A child i had to protect. A world to call home. ... But that was the past and a life far removed. Now I roam the cosmos in body of chrome, seeking answers and a purpose. Where I go, trouble is sure to follow... And I'll be there to send 'em packin'. I... I am... I am...the one... Who Knocks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shmibli7 Posted July 29, 2016 Author Share Posted July 29, 2016 On 7/26/2016 at 10:05 PM, amcintyr9998 said: You see me now, a veteran, of a thousand psychic wars. I've been livin' on the edge so long, where the winds of limbo roar. HHHHHOOOOOLLLLYYYY CRAP! I LOVE THAT SONG SO MUCH. now, onto the one-ups. These cosmos you're in? I created them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 You inhale coke. I snort galactic dust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shmibli7 Posted July 31, 2016 Author Share Posted July 31, 2016 You smoke grass. I smoke astroturf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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