Funny Stuff in the Ultimate Story

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Sometimes nothing completes a story like some good slapstick humor every now and again. I tend to think of myself as a wacky person so I thrown some humorous things into my story here and there. This forum will be all about all the wacky things that are part of the Ultimate Story, whether or not they are too bizarre for the readers. Even the characters in my story think they're bizarre.

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Each of us have many different ways to express myself. Incorporating humorous things into my story is a way of expressing the kind of wacky person that I am. When I was younger, I use to love listening to funny things from my father. My brother and I picked up that humor from him. Some other members of my family are funny, too. We're like a big circus; good or bad depending on the situation. I can also be very, very funny and I tend to make up a lot of jokes, humors, I tend to make fun of some stupid things in the world with my characters, I also have some running gags that drag on for as long as I want. I will be talking about those funny things as well as their origins. It's going to be really funny.

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I can still remember when I was younger, my brother's friend, Edward, who was my first crush, would see us every now and again. He and my brother were friends since middle school. He loved video games as much as us and we would play them together. He came up with something really funny when we were playing Super Smash Bros., the first one for the N64. He made up this thing about the "Bob-omb Gods" blowing up Jigglypuff and my brother and I would constantly drag on the humor. Another funny thing I remember was my brother coming up with this really funny gag from a mini-game in Mario Party 3 called Messy Memory. He made up this funny joke on how the Toads, who messed up the shelves for the mini-game would eat the winner of the mini-game and it soon escalated to me using the running gag for my Ultimate Story called "Man-Eating Toads" and their catch phrase would be "Jackpo" because that's what I thought Toad said during the first 3 Mario Party games. It was so funny. I eventually came up with another running gag from another Mario Party game. I will talk about that soon enough.

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I was going to wait until I start talking about Ultimate Story 2 before talking about this but that's obviously taking too long, so I'm going to talk about it now.

I came up with this one back when I first received the Gamecube. This running gag I came up with when I was playing Mario Party 4. I was playing the mini-game Dungeon Duos (You know this mini-game, right?). Anyway, when the opposing team consisting of Wario and Waluigi got up to the part where the players would jump into different pipes until they found one that takes them into the next room. I managed to beat the game to the point where they both got caught in the pipe. From there, I was imagining Waluigi crying out like a big baby, screaming "I'm stuck in the pipe! I'm stuck in the pipe! It's dark, I'm scared, there's nothing to eat, I'm lonely and I'm gonna starve! Oh, look! A cookie!" You can actually hear him munching on a cookie and, at the time, I wanted to think up another flavor for the cookie and I randomly thought of "raisenberry" for some reason. He notices the flavor. Then several hours later (long after he was removed from the pipe obviously) he wakes up in the middle of the night and screams at the top of his lungs "I HATE RAISENBERRY!!!" and that was the whole joke. My brother then decided to add to it by having him say "Mmm, raisenberry, my favorite" after eating the cookie, then several hours later, waking up in the middle of the night scream "I HATE RAISENBERRY". Then after that, he ran towards a window, opens up the window and then jumps out of it. It's just so funny.

That has become like a running gag within my story since I first thought it up. It just kept going on and on like that. I came up with many incidences involving that gag and they were all so funny. The characters in my story have taken notice of this so many times. Sometimes they would be annoyed by it, other times, they would use this gag. I tend to, like, have my characters toss anything made of Raisenberry towards anyone who has greatly annoyed or angered them or were just being irritatingly stupid and doing bad things to them as a way of sicking Waluigi at them and getting back at them for being jerks. From that, I have a saying in my story whenever someone really gets on my characters' nerves, that would be a Raisenberry to the face. It's both funny and very satisfying. 

I have a number of gags involving Waluigi that doesn't just involve Raisenberry and all of them emphasize on him just being an idiot. The same thing with Wario. They have been like a comedic duo in my story. It's just so much fun. I have also came up with a lot of stupid and funny things involving Wario as well. They're both very rarely seen without one another since US2 (Ultimate Story 2).

There, that's all I have for now. I will mention anything else when I can think of it. There are so many funny things in my story. It just expresses how much of a wacky person I am.

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Riding on a Snowhorn
(No pants edition)

Riding on a Snowhorn is so fun
You get to see everything and everyone

So many things barely look like ants
Hey look, that guy over there's wearing no pants

No pants, no pants
No pants, no pants

Hey look, that guy, he's taking off
His underwear and throwing it

At us, at us, at us
Oh, man, it really STINKS

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This was something that I made up a long time ago. It is also part of my Ultimate Story. Check it out: