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[Ellipzocore]

Alcohol-fueled self reflection and lulz - all in one Skype call to be shared with all of you! If you find cancerous shit from bygone eras that you have the balls to admit to, post it here. The more you acted like you were twelve on the internet, the better your post will be.
 

I will begin: My existence on ArwingLanding. Some golden posts that can still be dredged from that awful time of mine. The problem is that the Wayback machine didn't archive enough for me to add more lulz, but several senior members here who were on aL can attest to the fact that I was pure cancer. I hope to find more cancer elsewhere.

 

 

 

https://web.archive.org/web/20081229235703/http://arwinglanding.net/forum/index.php?topic=13901.0

https://web.archive.org/web/20081229234201/http://arwinglanding.net/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=2017

HERE BE DRAGONS

 

 

I am really not kidding about the cancer that will bestowed upon your "innocent" eyes

 

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[Dr. Orange]

I said I'd stand with you in this. No rope, just cringe. Mercy pls. 

#12YearsAEdgyKidOnAForum

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I'm not proud of this.

 

[sroberson]

Most fanfiction is worthy of cringe.  

 

 

I am worthy of cringe....

 

[Clearwater]

As for me, I shall always regret the very very first post I ever made here, back in my Neoware days.

 

 

[Sylono]

Fuckin' shit I was awful back in my roosterteeth days, it's like English was a second language to me. What better way to celebrate not being a teenager than picking out a few awful posts?:

 

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" *else where on a recently corrupted planet with again no hope to be revived*

My people, young... and old there was a time when we were prideful, powerful and destructive but that was taken away from us by those who opposed us and tore us apart slowly... my grandfather knew there was something about us... something that could end our suffering and yet he tore down the wall he built and made us all look like beasts and mutants.

In truth we were only unclean mutants fit only for killing and only seeking one thing... the death of all life opposing us. But now we are different from then, we ARE well trained, we again haveOUR pride and WE HAVE OUR HONOR. 4 years ago I asked for the same time you game my grand dad, and you the strength in my arms, the life of our new world gave me new hope to our way of life. In the time you rewarded me with I have rebuilt our bonds I have rebuilt our technology AND I have grew back our PRIDE. And as we get our revenge from there worthless hides as we take what is rightfully ours... they will know... what is made from Helghan... stays on Helghan.

*Sylono waves the Helghan flag along with many other uncountable flags in approval which locked a dark fate for Lylat* "

" *Sylono had 3 hostages... not knowing what to do after the possible parents he just killed...*
"I don't want... Grrr... it was easier in the simulation."
*looks at children*
"Don't worry, were not gonna hurt you kids..."
"Hey kids, I'm like you, I went through the same thing... so don't cry, damn this helmet is a bother!" *tail flicks* "

-Non RP related-

 

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" Well don't worry, I don't just remember... or if your like me, don't be afilaited with humans like that... I don't consider myself human, nor do I wan't to be. don't try any more suisides. In the future bring them down in one strike, make them feel sorry for them selves. "

Also, I think I tried to get that guy who draws the Two Kinds comic to put guns in his story for whatever reason.

[Redeemer]

I regret a bunch of things but they mostly involve other people and I'd rather talk about it with them personally instead of airing it out in the open. Or not talk to them at all, if there're some things I actually regret not doing.

 

I do however regret trying to get into some fandoms in order to be friends with people. Like when I feel like I don't belong there I shouldn't pretend just so that a friend and I have something to talk about. Differences are also nice between friends. But I'm past that phase though; I'm a bit older and wiser and now don't care what people think of me. There was just a time when I was super social and didn't have a job and had more time to try and fit in to social circles.

 

I also regret the times I didn't know how to control Z and rewrote EVERYTHING.

[Ori]

Honestly there aren't any big, life-changing regrets in record for me but I DEFINITELY fall into the "would slap past self in the face over piss-poor writing" crowd. Imbalance between levity and seriousness, overall awkward to read, among many other issues made my writing just terrible until I 'snapped' and got myself into doing a total revision and rewrite the entire progress.

I don't know how much or even if I'm better at all now but I'm still afraid to look at the unedited old writing I have somewhere in SFO and have an existential-crisis-induced seizure or something.

...among other regrets

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*looks at my profile name* i shall bear the mark of shame for the rest of the year

oh and also curiosity paired with this doesn't end very well trust me

 

[hoo]

Back in 2014 I created a poll asking if people were furries or bronies. For the Brony option I put "I'M A BRONY /)^3^(\" and for the furries I put "Yiff. Furry."Let's just say that I had no idea what "yiff" meant at the time, (I thought it was something they just said.) and it had to be edited. I also added a bunch of options for people that said things like they were cucumbers or brownies.

[CrypticQuery]

My last 9,535 posts here.

In all seriousness, only about 78% of those were completely cancerous.

[Shmibli7]

Anything and everything on my first account here. Is it bad that I'm glad I lost the password for it?

[Gestalt]

I will shoot the breeze regarding a few regrettables specific to my SF-O membership:

• I'm not proud of all of my parts played in the first pony thread here nor any spill over. Although, I don't despise the onset of that interest, today, my expression is far more refined and relevant.
• I'm pretty sure I once held the 'latest post' line for each sub-forum for a couple of hours. To recap, the main forum was a line of my, probably pony, avatar face. The staff was spam checking it all, I bet. 
• Who taught me how to post images? There were macro walls 40 scrolls tall.
• Damned be my spastic taste in signatures.
• Damned be my liberty in exhausting every post color option.
• Damned be my inclination for imagining a fiction for every last one of you. I keep it closeted. Although it turned into an RP once.
• My banter with peeps here was either the prime Mount Cleverest material, or 100cps (cringe per second) horribad attention whoring. In fact, my reflection of all past posts is that way. Either I come off as 1) an obnoxious, sexually frustrated guy or 2) a once fine hunk of an exemplary forum member whose throbbing wisdom and execution of humor were second to none.

[Clearwater]

1 hour ago, Gestalt said:

 

• Damned be my inclination for imagining a fiction for every last one of you. I keep it closeted. 

What kind of fiction?

[Gestalt]

[quote@Clearwater>"What kind of fiction?"]

Imagine you are my dolly. And I am  3 

 

 

[Ellipzocore]

On 4/28/2016 at 11:03 PM, Gestalt said:

 

• I'm pretty sure I once held the 'latest post' line for each sub-forum for a couple of hours. To recap, the main forum was a line of my, probably pony, avatar face. The staff was spam checking it all, I bet. 
• Who taught me how to post images? There were macro walls 40 scrolls tall.
• Damned be my spastic taste in signatures.
• My banter with peeps here was either the prime Mount Cleverest material, or 100cps (cringe per second) horribad attention whoring. In fact, my reflection of all past posts is that way. Either I come off as 1) an obnoxious, sexually frustrated guy or 2) a once fine hunk of an exemplary forum member whose throbbing wisdom and execution of humor were second to none.

These things described exactly my first account on any forum... Arwing Landing. Although, most of the posts were not ever anything close to "Mount Cleverest," though some were pretty witty for me young ol' self. I had this dumb mentality of a small child: moar posts = bettar status. Being a child on the internet is one of the cringiest things out there.

I don't bring up SF-O all that much since I didn't act nearly as bad here as I did elsewhere. I will sprunge for dirt on myself since I do believe I did have some cringy moments.

[SF Redd]

I think I regret everything about myself before I was about halfway through my 15th year of life. Screw that guy.

[Guest]

One Regret: Joining the Spore Forms
I think comics sums up why.

[Vy'drach]

I tried to start a dragon-based religion, in high school. I still stand by it, however. Lord Rremly has an 85-15 on prayer granting, I'll just be the sole practitioner. 

 

I also wrote fan-fic, for various things, one of which is still on this site.

[Snys93]

That time I accidentally inhaled alot of aerosol from a cool whip can and passed out on the kitchen floor when I was 13.

And all I wanted was the last of the whip.

 

[Rusakov]

Tried arguing politics with a friend earlier today (I take full responsibility, it was a screw up on my part). And now he's left me.

[Guest]

On 7/23/2016 at 8:55 AM, Rusakov said:

Tried arguing politics with a friend earlier today (I take full responsibility, it was a screw up on my part). And now he's left me.

My father always said to me "Don't be stupid [realname], Nothing good ever comes out when talking about politics"
He's pretty much true on that part.