Snys93 Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 Give a brief poem that rhymes and that is no more than four lines. Write about anything, thoughts, feels, current events but try to make it funny. Example: Roses are red, Panzies are pink, I drank too much last night, And puked in your sink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geoprimedonna Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 Smart Bombs are red, Arwings are blue, Krystal's da bomb, And Zero... *bleep* you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fookes Posted February 5, 2017 Share Posted February 5, 2017 22 hours ago, geoprimedonna said: Smart Bombs are red, Arwings are blue, Krystal's da bomb, And Zero... *bleep* you. Smart bombs are red, Arwings are blue, Krystal is red, Oh! By the way... I set Krystal on fire. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geoprimedonna Posted February 5, 2017 Share Posted February 5, 2017 1 hour ago, Fookes said: Smart bombs are red, Arwings are blue, Krystal is red, Oh! By the way... I set Krystal on fire. Switchies are blue, And Switchies are red, Valentine's day's a-comin', And I swear I saw something fuzzy in bed. (And I apparently suck at poems) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Orange Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 Roses are Red Violets are blue EVERYBODY IN UGANDA KNOWS KUNG FU 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted February 6, 2017 Author Share Posted February 6, 2017 Roses are red, Augustine is green, Assassin's Creed movie, Is the worst I have ever seen, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shmibli7 Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 Fire is red, It's used by a pyromancer, Jupiter Ascending, Is true cinematic cancer. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted February 6, 2017 Author Share Posted February 6, 2017 Falcons are black, Patriots are grey, New England won, Hip hip hooray! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SF Redd Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 I LOVE BOOZE; BOOZE LOVES ME, HOLY SHIT I HAVE TO PEE, I'M SO SMASHED I'M FALLING ON THE FLOOR, ALCOHOLIC DINOSAUR! (Now read it again but to the Barney the dinosaur theme) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurt Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 Roses are red, Violets are blue, I would lay down suppressive fire for you 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted February 8, 2017 Author Share Posted February 8, 2017 Blood is crimson, Gun metal is grey, I shot you in the ass, And now im gay. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shmibli7 Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 I may be pretentious, And not very clever, But the SF-O archives, Are the worst things ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted February 9, 2017 Author Share Posted February 9, 2017 Roses are red, Micheal Bay films are bad, Won't kill you to watch them, But by the end you'll wish you had. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geoprimedonna Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 I just remembered something! I have to tell y'all! Valentine's Day is tomorrow, Yet, no signs of Krystal at all... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted February 14, 2017 Author Share Posted February 14, 2017 Rosemary is sweet, Lavender is stupid, I have a tactical bow, But don't call me Cupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shmibli7 Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, That is written in free verse. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurt Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 Roses are red violets are blue low-key depressed how bout you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted February 14, 2017 Author Share Posted February 14, 2017 Chicken go cluck cluck, Cow go moo, Piggy go oik oik, How 'bout you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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