StarFoxMaster64 Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 Hi everyone! Been a while since I've been on. I decided with my random return I'd kick off with a fun little game. Anyone ever seen or heard this dumb joke? "Star Fox 64? They made 63 games before that?" Obviously most aren't serious but lets be fun and dumb and play along! This is the Star Fox name game! In this thread each participant will make a name for a Star Fox game, the number game you get depends on the person who posted before you. I.e the last person was 23, so you get to name Star Fox 24. So bascially, the point of this game is to make names for 61+ star fox games. Star Fox 1 and 2 will not be included, nor 64 since they already are made and don't have names or in 64's case, Lylat Wars. Our objective is to make a name for Star Fox 3-63 (and so on if we wish to continue passed 64). These titles can be fun, hilarious, etc. Just make sure to follow the forum rules. You can also add other things like what system it was on or other descriptions, if it was cancelled why? etc. Let the games begin! I shall start. Star Fox 3: Super Slippy World Description: An unknown sequel to Super Mario world, originally made for the Phillips CD-I. Nintendo realized, oh god their gonna try to ruin another franchise, and took and burned all the CD-Is before it could be finished. Next person name Star Fox 4, and so on. Let's see what you all got. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 Starfox 4: Lylat PGA Tour Description: Andross returns! He has come to terrorize the Lylat system once more, but this time in a contest of 19 holes. Starfox team headed by Fox Mcloud must set aside their Arwings and blasters and go for birdie or risk a bogey on their six with the fate of Lylat hanging in the rough. Go for green Starfox! Tee you to victory! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UAZ-469 Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 Starfox 5: Startires Description: After Team Star Fox disbanded before Command, Slippy, unbeknownst to his former colleagues and friends, took a job as a trucker on Fortuna to transport tree-trunks for export. According to the advertisement, he would have to fight against dirt, deep mud holes and raging rivers, trying to prevent his vehicles from getting stuck and tipping over. It also featured an engaging storyline starring Andross' remnants, who wanted to steal the tree-trunks to build an enormous bioweapon that could naturally grow and shoot deadly telefonmasts. But the real star was the incredible physics engine, that moulded the terrain as your vehicle drove through it and was in fact the most advertised feature. It won many prizes from magazines and journalists, who praised the physics, fancy graphics, thrilling plot, great and memorable characters, especially going in-depth into Slippy's life and personality - even getting its place in the official Star Fox-Canon! And let us not forget the secret bonus level after defeating the final boss: A duel against Team Star Wolf, who decided to earn money through civil jobs and have to compete with Slippy in a race for deliveries. Too bad none of the vehicles had tires and instead hovered over the ground, so you could never experience the physics and the proclaimed hard difficulty was actually laughable. Soon after release, the developers received masses of lawsuits from the consumer protection for heavily advertising a practically non-existent feature, thus cheating the customers. All games were quickly removed from the stores, the company offered refunds to the buyers and all information regarding the product were deleted or censored to prevent reputational damage. Although official statements from Nintendo claimed that the game never existed in the first place, rumour has it that some individuals still own one of those mystical copies and enjoy the game's many other qualities, like the incredibly vivid and interesting characterization of Slippy, until today... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarMaverick Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 Star fox 6: 15th anniversary The worst game of all time Worst level designs, bad story line, annoying boss battles,human, And most importantly..................... Fox got revised by A female human......................... kissing his corpse....... Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leafkin Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 Dirge of Cerberus: Star Fox 7 Even though it says Star Fox on it, the game follows Wolf O'Donnell and completely changes the gameplay into the opposite of the other Star Fox games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 Starfox 8: Dounut Fun Nut Description: Lylat is beset by delectable pastries from an unknown source. This Tetris clone offers fun and endless stacking of glazed and custard filled dounuts as you endeavor to rid Lylat of the invaders. Mcloud might have the diabetes when its over, but he will have beaten anorexia's ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The VGM Lover Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 Star Fox 9: Darkness Ambushed by an unknown entity while exploring a dark corner of the Lylat System, Fox finds himself stranded on a crippled transport vessel with no more than his reflector, his blaster, and his cunning. He must make his way through the ship, battling crazed ruffians, and the entity itself, if he hopes to get out alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 Starfox 10: Olympics in Lylat Description: it's an era of peace for all corners of Lylat and beyond, and staged to commemorate said peace the Olympic games are to be held. Everything from water sports, to basket ball, boxing, relay races, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UAZ-469 Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 Star Fox 11: Lylat Thunder Nintendo's first attempt at creating a MMO, based of Lylat Wars, letting players fight epic battles on the ground, in the air and at sea at the same time, as long as the planet supported this. There were two teams, consisting of Cornerian and Venomian forces with their own tech trees with vehicles, the players had to grind up through the tiers from 1 to 10. The netcodes were great for its time, the FPS stable and the graphics low enough that even old PC's with Windows 98 and Voodoo-cards could run it, it showed impressively what was possible in the future. If it weren't for the horrible balancing. While it featured vehicles from the Star Fox- (Arwing, Landmaster, Blue Marine) and Star Wolf-team (Wolfen I & II), they were also blatantly overpowered to please its fans and to keep it with their depictions in Lylat Wars: Nearly unstoppable killing machines, that were also hard to damage. Despite limiting them to one unit for each team, they still shredded everything that got in their way, effectively rendering all other machines pointless and resulting in countless rage-threads on the forums. But that also prompted a lot of "git gud"-threads from the other side with arguments like "It needs teamwork to take them down" - which was futile, because teamwork didn't exist in random matches. The developers then tried to cater to the critics by nerfing them, only to be met with a shitstorm from their players, who thought that it wouldn't give the vehicles the necessary authenticity. Since the arguments devolved into flame wars that would never end, the higher-ups decided for the most logical step: Removing the Star Fox/Wolf-vehicles. The forums crashed. Not knowing how to deal with it properly, Nintendo pulled the plug in a moment of panic and quickly sold the game to a small studio named Gaijin on condition to remove all Star Fox-related content. And that's how War Thunder was created. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Navis Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 Star fox 12 : Corneria at war. Spinoff made by Intelligent systems with Fire Emblem mechanics Lead the husky unit to victory with war tactics and smart moves ! But be carefull- if a soldier dies it dies forever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boltmccloud93 Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 StarFox 13: Pigma's Wrath. Bio: After the events of the war on Corneria crisis and the Star-fox team had disbanded , The remains of pigma had been discovered by a research team from Titania. This was to been known to be the first cornerian to be brought back to life from Captain shears's experiments. However fueled with rage and some of Andross's DNA remains in the testing tube, The experiment known as Project: Resurrection soon breaks free and attacks the scientists and researchers in the compound. Two weeks had pass with no word from the research team, General Pepper of the Corneria Army enlists Fox Mccloud (Now a lone to hire mercenary) to go to Titania and Investigate....Only to find the compound in ruins and remains of the researchers all over...and he's not alone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarFoxMaster64 Posted April 27, 2017 Author Share Posted April 27, 2017 Star Fox 14: Rabid Assault Deep in the Lylat System an unknown planet held a horrible disease. Cornerian Intelligence brought some of it back only to bring it back to Corneria. General Pepper calls the Star Fox team to Corneria only to discover upon landing the planet has been infected with rabies! As Fox, you and the team must ban together to find a cure and stop the madness in this Walking Dead style video game. With new features including "save your team mate from being bitten and if you don't prepare to finish them" and special guest star Andrew Lincoln from the Walking Dead, who in the group continues to just make things worse for the player. Prepare to survive in Nintendo's newest survival horror game and defend yourself to survive the rabies! Rated E for everyone. The game received generally negative reviews. Critics did praise the ability to shoot Slippy with a gun, but kept saying Lincoln's character just kept getting them into the same trouble over and over again. IGN also stated the graphics were dull and felt "We were being attacked by denied Crest toothpaste users". Nintendo then released version 1.1 which only made it worse. Adding a DLC where you can use an arwing but for some reason no one ever uses it because no player has yet to beat the game without killing Slippy who is the only one who can fix it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylono Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Star fox (15) A reboot were all of the features everyone loved were removed, but future map DLC is on it's way. Local multiplayer was cut, no campaign, three maps at launch, main characters and baddies are playable but only three on either faction and no space battles. "New star fox game review This video was removed" -youtube "7/10 too much water" -IGN "No black voice actors - Nintendo racist?" -Kotaku Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarMaverick Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 Star fox (16) Algy's Wrath A game when Algy killed everyone on the Lylat system, Despite having less sales compared to it's predecessor, The game have become a cult classic among fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 Starfox 17: So Very Tired Description: kill me, end me, end my suffering. This franchise is beyond dead. 17 games into this series and the same repeating plot scenario. Help me...help...me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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