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The Cornerian army has battleships and earth does not. But earth could launch missiles into space. I think Corneria would win.

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Don't forget the fact that it costs millions and millions of dollars for us to launch an unarmed ship into just the exosphere.

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.... stupid carnivores..... GET THE SHOTGUN WE'RE GOIN HUNTIN!!!

(I still think that information warfare would win us the battle of space! Just beacuse life support, if turned off by a hacker would pwn them all)

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The Lylatians would win, because they would just eat us.

Oh my gosh, when I read that and thought for a minute, that actually makes sense, though it is kind of freaky.

We eat animals, but in their world, since the animals are the "people", they eat humans.  It's like an opposite reality sort of thing.

It's still kind of gross.  :lol:  :wink:

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Well, im sure that on corneria its not like "Planet Of the Apes". Im sure that they have some kind of non sentient animals..... well for arguements sake, lets say... Pokemon. Yes On corneria their meat is all pokemon. Bred on farms slaughterd when they are old enough MMMM MMMM Kentucky fried Pegot or whatever lol.

But what ever the case Im sure they wouldn't at their own kind. Since they have both carniverous and plant eating animals their im sure that their was some kind of civil unrest back in the day... WHICH WAS A THURSDAY!

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Guest Chiro-Chan

Yea. And I could go into further detail on this, but I don't want to gross anyone out, and make them puke. So I'll just shut up right there. *shuts up*

And of course, there are non sentient animals in Lylat. Look at Command, in one of the endings, they were serving fish. (ha ha, how ironic. xD) Anyways, yea if you think about it... Since there are so many carnivores in Lylat, they could just eat us.

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Bring it..... Well now Im sure they wouldn't eat us if it REALLY came down to it. You would have to be INSANE to eat another sentient being, let alone your own people.... Like say someones brain......... Oh hannibal you have warped me so much.... lol But anyways, i think that before any war was even thought of, Im sure they extend a huge ass peace offering first before deciding that we are on the menu. Unless they become like the covenant and have some sort of religious fanaticsism and say that we dishonor the gawds with our very existance, but that is going off topic

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Guest Chiro-Chan

Well, unless you think that Lylatians originated from humans (which I could totally understand, though I don't agree with it), I don't see what you mean by 'your own people'. Though I don't think Lylat would try to blow us up, and rather, it would be the other way around. Someone would og 'OMFG ALIENS! KILL!' and then the whole ordeal would start.

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Guest Victor D. Kitsune

Chiro...

There's a theory called 'Evolution'. Maybe Lylat was inhabited by sentinet beings and over the years, they evolved...

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OR, evolution just took a different path!

Then again, some things the darwin discovered even he couldn't answer..... The eye for example. It is too complicated fr it just to happen Naturally. it needed something to push it to perfection! Like some divine intervention.

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Guest Victor D. Kitsune

Hmm... I'm afraid I have to agree with you PuffNStuff. There are things Darwin could not explain... wonder why?

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Guest Chiro-Chan

^Burn.

Still, I'm sure that the encounter wouldn't go over well with alot of people. And what about those redneck people who kill animals for fun? Or taxidermists? I just can't see the encounter ending well at all.

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Guest Victor D. Kitsune

1 reason..... Because you my friend.... touch yourself at night.

1. Why would I do that?

2. That was just inappropiate and not neccessary.

But I still believe about the idea of regular animals in Lylat and then evolved.

Like this.

Poof!

Aloha! Creation!

Then.

Poof!!

Aloha dudes! Evolution!

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