Snys93 Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 Pity, also...sucking chest wound? Best to keep ones personal life from public view. I remember when I had my worst sucking injury. I gave it my all and I'll have you know I was a regular Dyson vacuum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shmibli7 Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Quite strange, this alleged injury of yours... Perhaps even fabricated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Really? You never checked yourself for the proper amount of suction? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shmibli7 Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 'Tis true. I have never done that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 So I think it's time you invested in a Dyson vacuum. Choose quality. Choose Dyson for the proper amount of suction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticQuery Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 Pretty much, yeah. But I'm sure that duct tape could only have a positive impact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 Quite, I need that for the hot babysitter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shmibli7 Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 Really? Why? So you can blindfold her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 Sure so she can stop sitting on the baby. Odd woman, who does that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shmibli7 Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 To be perfectly frank, I think we should call the police if she attempts this heinous act again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 Uniformed officer Jiggs...?...!!!!...no, I called some male strippers instead! Why was that on speed dial?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shmibli7 Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 Very raunchy, mister. Is there something I should be worried about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 What? Send me a list of your worst fears so I can check. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shmibli7 Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 Xemnas fanfiction... Actually, ANY fanfiction...Spiders.... Communism... That sound about right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted September 16, 2017 Share Posted September 16, 2017 You insidious bastard, you will give me nightmares you know that, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shmibli7 Posted September 16, 2017 Share Posted September 16, 2017 Zero damns given, friend. All of these things exist and, if you are too scared to confront them, the fanfic spider Communists will win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted September 16, 2017 Share Posted September 16, 2017 Ah but they have already won. Join me in chorus to celebrate our new overlords. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shmibli7 Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 But... But... This cannot be true! I thought that we buried them alive during the great battle of UllaDulla! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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