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*Takes out a bazooka a blasts the oven*

Escort me, ha I love to see you try.

*Looks at DeArmani*

How in the....How did you get here

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"What happened!? Where am I!? What  is the true meaning of normal?"

*looks around, having lost track of what happened*

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"Oh...Hello again.... Well, in a nutshell, there were several treats and insults thrown about, the discovery of a walking oven, and a new arrival. *looks at oven* Huh...coulda sworn this thing was just shot......"

*oven starts scuttling back towards the kitchen but stops to spit flames at Jash*

"And I really don't think that anything around this place is normal."

"*pops head out of kitchen* Oh, there it is! *jumps out, and drags oven by the cord* The thing keeps getting away from me..."

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[OOC]Actually I'm not going to use color for DeArmani in this one, assume when I speak I am him. Green still is KITT tho.

-Ducks-

What the heck?

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Ha what a weak one, thinking ignoring me will win the fight. but this is starting to get boring no since standing here all prepared and stuff for nothing. B****.

*Grabs her cote* I am out of here, the dumba** levels are increasing dramatically *walks to the door*

(OOC: New CO!!!)

*Door slams open, a skinny female bearded Dragon dressed in odd colors stood still and with her eyes open wide*

*Puts her hands to her face* Ho god please let it not be Mis joker.*Looks up* damn it!

Another CO? thats weird, and whats with the oven?

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(OoC:  I was actually typing a reaction, but...w/e.  Five new posts change a little.  XD)

Good, get out of here, stupid orange b****.

K:  Hm?  New faces.  Welcome, all of you.  My name's Kal.  The asshole behind me is Raj, our cooks are Jash and Holbrook, and that big guy over there is Revin.  And who might you guys be?

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Good, get out of here, stupid orange b****.

*Eyes turn red and a large stone tank forms next to Raj*

Permit me to introduce the Leaf Heavy Tank *A large orb of energy forms in the cannon as the tank locks on to Raj*

My good man fare

why do you stair

at poor old misses joker

it looks as if you eat a poker

K: wut

(OOC Mis. Joker is a CO of the Sha army and the daughter of General Charley, she only speaks in rhymes, and acts very strange.)

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I am General Phoenix DeArmani.

-adjusts his lightsaber on his belt-

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*hops on top of the tank*  Really.  Like this piece of rock can do anything.  *cuts off the barrel*  At least try something threatening.

Katara, Raj, cease.  No destroying the lodge.

K:  Ah, um...My humblest greetings to you, ma'am,

I welcome you to our...um, land.

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*Cannon reforms*

Cute, Raj now let me show you some thing *The Cannon moves to under Raj and fires*

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Would you mind taking your little toys elsewhere?

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"Yeah, seriously. I don't want to have the entire upper floor come crashing down on us just because you wanted to play with tanks and magic. And I REALLY don't want to have to fix it after something like that happens. -.-  Anyway, nice to meet you DeArmani, sir. Name's Trep."

"*has taken huge interest in his lightsaber* Oooooh, what's this?"

"....And that would be Holbrook."

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*cannon fires out a conveniently placed window*

...Yeah, because cannons can hit something that's on top of the turret.  Brilliant, stupid b****.

Listen, you know how much I would love to tear you limb from limb.  But...*looks around* I...won't.  Because this lodge is here as a safe zone.  Refuge from the battlefield.

I...*stutters*  Won't fight you.

J:  ...Okay, then.  That's settled.  Who wants something to eat?

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(OOC: The turret was facing upward, my bad on the wording I was in a rush.)

Quite fool, or I'll have a asteroid come crashing onto your head!

Silly tin man

the only way to stop Katara's rage

is to hit her in he back of the head

with a hand of an pan

*Smacks Katara under her ear*

Ou! B****! *Katara losses her focus and Heavy tank crumbles*

J:  ...Okay, then.  That's settled.  Who wants something to eat?

ME! chow in the can is good for the first five days but after years of it you real tired of it.

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"*snaps out of oogling the lightsaber*Alright, so whad'll ya have? And I'd avoid baked goods for the moment. The oven's still a bit......touchy."

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I'm fine for now.

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J:  You'd think the oven woulda been fixed by now...*shakes head*  Anyways, here's the deal:  We cook whatever ya want, how ya want it.  If it exists, chances are me an' Holly can cook it.  Or Trep, if it's a dessert.

By the way...we don't have a special, and it all goes on your tab to be paid...ah, sometime.  So!  What'll it be, y'all?

*aside to Holly*  I like how ya go nuts over his lightsaber and ignore mine...=/  *obviously jealous*

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".....You have one? *grabs him by the shirt collar* WHERE IS IT?"

"........:hehe:..... Well anyway, my specialties are pies. Mainly berry and meat varieties, but if you had something specific in mind, I could do it."

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Tab? you have to pay to eat here?

K: Yes

but I don't have any money at all.

K: Your not paid to defend your home?

Hell no, not a dime.

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K:  Wow, you got the short end of that stick.  But...just between us, Jash won't make you pay up unless you really piss him off.  So you're good.

J:  Aack!  Not on me!  But you'll see it soon, promise!

(OoC:  Read:  when I finish his ref sheet.  >8D)

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(OOC: I just downloaded the craziest character for Mugen ever....Zeeky H bomb)

*Looks a Jasho*

Whats with you?

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{Strange bunch of people here...}

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J:  Huh?  Just talkin' to Holly here.

So!  Y'all fizzies [Eras] gonna make up yer minds?

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