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Wish Corruption Game


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Guest Whirlpool

Wow, what ever happened to this one?

Well, for those of you who don't remember how this works, somebody wishes for something, (Example: A hat)

The next person grants the wish, only with a twist (Example: Granted, but the hat gives you lice/makes you bald/ turns you purple, etc.)

I'll start.

I wish that my stupid computer didn't mess up so **** much.

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Granted.  Your computer messes up only once; too bad it explodes and gives you anthrax.

I wish I was immune to death.

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(Kal, you made a hard one!)

Granted. But you live forever and get very bored with life but you can't die.

I wish I had a pony...

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Granted, but it's from my friend who gives rib-breaking hugs. (My side still hurts from one.  :ok:)

I wish I didn't have writer's block.

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Granted, but you know now what you wish for and that is sweaty gym socks.

I wish I was never broiled.

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Granted, you were breaded and fried instead.

I wish that these gym socks end up in a this one guy's breakfast tomorrow morning. (I've been hoping such a thing would happen all year.)

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Granted, but instead they were dry cleaned and they were in his dinner.

I wish for world peace!

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Granted.  The government takes over our minds and controls our every thought.

I want flowers!  I want a parade!

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Granted, but the flowers are poisonous, thus poisoning you, and the parade trampled you.

I wish Arby and Panther would meet each other.

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Granted, but but the bank were all your money is held, burns down.

I wish I could drive a steam Locomotive...

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Granted....but it only moves at 88 Mph, then something weird happens if you go over that speed...

I wish you got that thing I just said...

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Granted, but we find out you were plaining a bomb in the Whitehouse and your now in jail.

I wish for a better SF-A.

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Granted, but by the definition of better you get the same thing as it was before.

I wish that I could jump off a cliff and live to tell about it.

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Granted, but you get a bottle of water

I wish for everyone to be under my control.

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Granted, but it's only in a video-game which shorts out and blows up after 5 minutes.

I wish I had more Sculpy clay. I'm running low on the stuff.... :P

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Granted, but instead of that clay you get play-doh. Because that's all I can afford.

I wish that Play-Doh was delicious.

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Granted, but there isn't very much of it because you gave most to Whirlpool.

I wish I didn't have to go back to school tommorow! [/whine]

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Granted, but you never get another day off again.

...I wish I had a set of those nifty speakers that hook up to my ipod so that I can have the music playing outside in my yard.

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