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Granted, but Something great and wonderful was going to happen that week.

I wish this board was more active

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Granted. It becomes so active that the server can't handle all the people on it and it dies. And then the site dies. And it will never be active again. Ever.

I wish that I hadn't just mixed wild strawberry and mint gum together. It tastes awful XP

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Granted but so you mix Mint gum and Blueberry gum together.

I wish I could beat this stupid level in Advance wars, curse you FoW!

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Granted, but now you forget everything else you know. Including your name.

I wish that I had a large sum of money that I would have gained quickly through legal means. >.>

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Granted.  It is immediately stolen, along with your computer and your clothes.

I wish I didn't have to write a research paper...

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Granted, but you have to do something harder.

I wish I had Medal of Honor Vanguard.

P.S.

Granted.  I got a girl for ya...you into necro?  >_>

NO!!!!!!!!! NO WAY!!!!!!!!!! NOT A CHANCE!!!!!!!!!!

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Granted.  But now you have a zombie girlfriend going after yer bum.

I wish more people would go to vv that site.

Oh wait, we're not supposed to spam?  Okay.  I want a pony!

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Granted, *hands Kal a My little Pony*

I wish I was on the forum more often. >.>;

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Granted, but all the other websites are now blocked.  You'll DEFINITELY be here more often now!  :lol:

I wish my lava lamp would work... :D

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Granted, but it works a little too good. *notices the lava lamp errupted*

I wish that I didn't suck so much at Metroid Prime.

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Granted, but you can now finish the whole game in only ten minutes.

I wish my room wasn't so messy.

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Granted, but now you can't find anything because its so well hidden.

I wish I had every weapon from Star Fox Assault in real life. (Vehicles and Guns)

P.S. again

Granted.  But now you have a zombie girlfriend going after yer bum.

KAL, YOU ARE REALLY STARTING TO TICK ME OFF, NO MORE BAD GIRLFRIENDS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!!!!!! :D

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Granted, but your girlfriend has stolen all of them and is about to rob your house.  Sorry.  :D

I wish I had more lemonade.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!! ENOUGH OF THE BAD GIRLFRIENDS, I DON'T WANT A GIRLFRIEND ANYMORE, I WANT TO BE SINGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Since I am so generous, I will grant two wishes.

FEV's wish: Granted, but there is no more sugar. Bottom's up! Enjoy your sour lemonade.

SFR's wish: Granted, because you were always single in the first place. Unless you got a twin somewhere that I don't know about.

I wish I could have two wishes since I granted two wishes.

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Granted, but you wished for ants in your pants and flies in your soup.

I wish money grew on trees.

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Granted, but global warming kills all the trees

I wish I was a real anthro-fox

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Granted, but the surgery goes wrong and your ears are ten feet high so you can't possibly hold your head up without LOTS of assistance.

I wish I had a pony!

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Granted, but the surgery goes wrong and your ears are ten feet high so you can't possibly hold your head up without LOTS of assistance.

I wish I had a pony!

Granted, but its a Trojan pony with 12 angry AK-47 weilding midgits inside.

I wish I was popular....

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Granted, but you're always being chased by billions of girls.  EVERYWHERE.  They sneak into your bathroom.  They hide in your house.  They horde outside your bedroom window at night.

I wish Wolf O'Donnell would land on Earth, come to my house, and shake my hand.  :lol:

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I wish Wolf O'Donnell would land on Earth, come to my house, and shake my hand.  :P

Granted, but the trip made him hungry, so he roasts you on a BBQ and eats you.

I wish there were no more politicians.

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Granted, but all the governments collapse, and the human race descends into ultimate chaos.

I wish my sister would stop leaving her clothes all over the bathroom.

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I wish my sister would stop leaving her clothes all over the bathroom.

Granted, but now she stuffs them all inside your dresser.

I wish I had my own Arwing.

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