Wish Corruption Game

[Four-eyed Vulpine]

*opens dresser*  WHY ARE THERE BRAS IN MY DRESSER?!?!!  Ahem...

Granted.  *gives you this*

I wish it would rain in the southeastern United States.  We have a 10-inch plus deficit here.

[Guest Pyre Vulpimorph]

*tries to launch it off his roof, but crashes on the pavement* 

I wish it would rain in the southeastern United States.  We have a 10-inch plus deficit here.

(wait, did you mean southwestern U.S.?)

Granted, but its all acid rain with pH of -1. BURN!!!

I wish I was a JEDI MASTER

[Four-eyed Vulpine]

(wait, did you mean southwestern U.S.?)

(No, I really meant southeastern.  I live in Tennessee, and it hasn't rained here in a long time.)

Granted, but your will is weak, and you fall to the Dark Side.  Darth Pyre.  Eeeek!

I wish there weren't any rich people.

[Guest Pyre Vulpimorph]

I wish there weren't any rich people.

Granted, but now there is no Wal-Mart, no gas stations, no cars, no toilet paper. 

I wish I had my own private island.

[Four-eyed Vulpine]

Granted, but it gets hit by 147,963 Category 9 hurricanes every year.  GLOBAL WARMING!!! *shot*

I wish my room would clean itself.

[Guest Pyre Vulpimorph]

I wish my room would clean itself.

Granted, but your room becomes self-aware, and recognizes YOU as the being that constantly soils it, and you are TERMINATED! 

I wish I had a magic touch that turned things into chewy chocolate cookies

[Four-eyed Vulpine]

Granted, but by this time next year, you'll weigh 31,275 pounds.

I wish I could build a life-size Arwing out of Legos.

[Sideways]

Granted, but the heat melts it.

I wish to DIE.

[Four-eyed Vulpine]

Granted, but I accidentally spilled Phoenix Down all over your body after the wish, so you're revived.

I WISH MY BUTT WOULD STOP ITCHIN'!!!  :P

[Sideways]

Granted, but now your butt falls off.

I wish it was cold outside.

[Sol-Ratcht Saporro]

Granted, but you will cause another Ice Age.

I wish that I didn't hafta work today.

[Four-eyed Vulpine]

Granted, but an 10.0 earthquake strikes while you're off.

I wish Krystal wasn't so popular.

[Sol-Ratcht Saporro]

Granted. (Oh if only that were true in actuality).

Ahem I actually wish that Florida has earthquakes instead of hurricanes. Maybe that's the lesser of the two evils.

[Guest Pyre Vulpimorph]

Granted, but then the whole Florida panhandle breaks off and sinks into the Gulf of Mexico.

I wish Krystal was my girlfriend  :lol:

[Four-eyed Vulpine]

Granted, but she starts cheating on you with Fox in five minutes.

I wish batteries lasted forever.

[Guest Pyre Vulpimorph]

Granted, but you become inexplicably attached to SF: Command, refuse to stop playing, and 144 hours later, you die of mental meltdown.

I wish I was Jessica Alba's pet fox.  o_O

[Four-eyed Vulpine]

Granted, but you have to wear a shock collar 24/7.

I wish my mechanical pencils never ran out of lead.

[Guest Pyre Vulpimorph]

Granted, but its all real lead metal, and you accidentally stab yourself with your pencil.  Lead poisoning follows.

I wish the Cornerian Defense Force was actually worth something.

[Sol-Ratcht Saporro]

Granted, I'll start the eBay auction at $0.01. Hurry up and bid now or this offer will disappear!

I wish that all my chemlabs let me leave early!

[Four-eyed Vulpine]

Granted, but all the work you could have done in the previously allotted time frame is now assigned as homework.

I wish the gravity level would decrease when I lift heavy objects.

[Sol-Ratcht Saporro]

Granted, for as soon as you lift up the heavy object the gravity goes right back to normal.

I wish that I could make the rain go away.

[Four-eyed Vulpine]

Granted, but your water-repelling abilities go way out of control, and you end up repelling your own bodily water supply, causing you to wither.

I wish work didn't last so long.

[Star Fox Runner]

Granted, but your wages get cut in half so you can barely afford anything.

I wish Jimi Hendrix wasn't dead.