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Guest Whirlpool

Granted, but it blows up and not only kills your back, but also your spinal cord and you can never walk again.

I wish that Walmart will never have a chance at taking over anything hugely important. (World, galaxy, universe)

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Granted, but they take over your mind and make you shop there for everything.

I wish some paper

(Paper can't hurt you right..right?...

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meep

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Guest Whirlpool

WRONG.

Granted, but the paper turns into a giant monster dragon and eats you and you get turned into a giant pile of paper shreds and then it burninates you with it's paper dragon fire!

I wish I had some Kit Kat bars.

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Granted, but instead of breaking off a piece of that Kit Kat bar, it breaks you.

I wish I had a brand new car.

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Granted, but you'll still be paying it off in 300 years. I  got you a nice merc~

I wish I wasn't tired.

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Granted, but you will NEVAR sleep again! For as long as you live!

I wish to be rich beyond my wildest dreams.

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Granted, but your so rich everyone wants your money and will try to rob you untill you die.

I wish I had my own town.

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Granted, but the citizens voted you out.

I want to see Panther for real!

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Granted, but i snows too much, and you get snowed in.

I wish...for some pancakes right now...Ya.

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Guest Whirlpool

Granted, but they're old hard and stale.

I wish that I had a working lightsaber that WILL NOT cause me to lose a limb of some sort. I happen to like my limbs thank you.

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Granted, but it has no insurance and some vital parts a cheap and dodgy.

I wish for a nice, long holiday...*sigh*

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Granted, but the day doesn't end, with no night at all.

I wish for an icecream that would never melt!

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Granted, but it's hard as STONE, you can never taste it :/

I wish it didn't rain now, snow instead.. (except to never to rain again!)

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Granted, it snow's for a wile then stops, but your town is now in a never ending drought, because it will never rain again.

I wish for world peace!

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Guest Whirlpool

Granted,  but then our planet got blown up by a different waring race because we didn't bother to fight back.

I wish my computer would stop crashing (6 times this week! :hehe:)

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Granted, but it now crashes 7 times a week.

I wish to be shot with a monkey beam, then turned into a cat, then attacked by a field of cat loving freaks.

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Granted, but you never said what color you wanted, so you get a pink, candy, unicorn notebook

I wish my heater worked...

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Guest Whirlpool

......bleh. But oh well.

Anyway, Granted, but your house burns down.

I wish I had a (working!) set of those cool Micron pens.

(*has been wanted some for a while*)

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Granted, but they only coming two colors, black and dark black.

I wish for super powers!

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Ah, SWEET. Whirlpool is happy. Very happy. :hehe:

Granted, but you are fatally allergic(your "weakness") to everything and can't put them to use.

I wish I had a red shirt with an orange and yellow flame symbol on it.

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granted...tho...the flame symbol is actually... real fire!  :hehe:

I wish whirlpood had a pool in order to jump in and stop with that fire.

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