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Attack the next poster with anything in your house!


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*uses magnetic powers to hurl forks at the next poster, stabbing himher with many a silverware*

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OUCH! *pulls forks out one by one*

*pushes chest of drawers over onto the next posters toes*

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*Is wearing steel hiking shoes*

*Beats the next poster on the head with a Heater*

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J:  Why is it always me...;_;

*operating a crane*  Because you're an idiot.  Make sense?  Good.  *drops house on next poster*

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OWWWW!!  He said anything IN your house, not THE house!!  Sheesh!  :?  Just messing.

*bashes the next poster over the head with a printer/scanner/fax/copier combo*

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*is lucky to be hard headed*

Ooh! Lookie!

*hurls teapots with 100 degrees Celsius of boiling tea to the next poster*

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*teapot smashes into head*

Whooo it evaporated before it hit me! *rubs massive bruise on head*

*throws set of kitchen knives at the next poster*

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Guest Idai Kitsune

EEK! *is skewer'd*

Before I die of impalement and blood loss... *beats the next poster senseless with a notice board*

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*bang* Ow! *bang* Ow!!! *bang*  OW!  *bang*  OW!!!  *bang*  OW!!!!! *goes crazy and rips the notice board out of Idai's hands, then destroys it*

*unscrews a lava lamp that has been operating for the last twelve hours and pours its contents on the head of the next poster*

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*screams like a little girl*

!!!!

*runs around screaming*

*smashes the next poster over the head with a big ugly vase*

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*Charisma and Intelligence score dropped 5* YOU CAD!!! Owwwww... Them's meh brain meats!

*smacks next poster around with a wooden Tai Chi blade*

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*gets a foot long splinter*  OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

*takes a picture of the next poster, then shoves the digital camera down his/her throat*

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*gag, spits it up* *looks around, picks up a can of shaving gel, and sprays it into the next poster's eyes*

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I'M BLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND!!!!!!

*wipes it off*

*grabs the next poster and locks him/her up in a freezer*

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I like the cold...>=D

*smashes the next poster over the knuckles with a rolling pin*

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*is saved by teh Iron Knuckles*

*summons an army of GI Joes to assault the next poster*

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*gets mauled and shot*  It's like SMALL SOLDIERS!  AHHHHHHHHH!!

*drops a subwoofer on top of the next poster's head*

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*recalls having a hard noggin*

*pours a sticky jam towards the next poster*

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o.o *hair now yellow* NOOOO!!! I WANTED SILVER!!!!

*smacks next poster with a fan*

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*wrestles it off*

*scratches exposed brain* hmmm....

*wraps power cords around next posters neck and pulls...hard.

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*is electrocuted*

ZOMG ELECTRIC WOLFOX GET!!! XD

*uses electric powers to hurl DVDs toward the next poster*

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*Catches them and places them in the DVD tower* Yay free movies!

*Smacks next poster with a frying pan*

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*Claaaaaaaaaang*

OHSHI- that hurt. ;_;

*grabs next poster by the back of the head and smashes their face onto the stove top a few times...while its 'hot hot hot!'*

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