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Attack the next poster with anything in your house!


WolfoxOkamichan

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Ssssssssssss!  I feel the burn.  And the pain.  And the ow.  >_>;

*as the next poster opens the fridge to grab a soda, I sneak behind the fridge and tip it over on top of him or her, along with all of its contents*

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Guest Whirlpool

.....I'm not even gonna look at the expiration dates on some of these *throws items away. Far far away.*

*picks up large oak desk and drops it on the next poster*

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OOH!  WOOD!  *crushed*  Pain...

*a bookcase full of reference and non-fiction books falls on top of the next poster*

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Ah-ha!  *points and laughs at Whirlpool* You got hit with da boo--*smash'd and falls*

*slams the door on the next poster's hand*

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ACK! *silently tries to keep self from screaming*...*fails*

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!

*Throws plates at next poster like frisbees*

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AHHHH!  *smash*  Ahhhh! *smash* ahhhhh. *smash*  ahh-hh *smash*  ahh- *smash* a *smash* *falls and dies*

*drops a 27" TV on the next poster's bare feet*

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OHSHI-*SMASH*

*jumps a few feet in the air screaming*

*whacks next poster over the head with a fire extinguisher*

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OUCH!

*hears the swell throb*

OH YAH?

*hurls a large sack of dog food to the next poster, weighing more than 100 kilos*

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The dog food is caught and torn to shreds by millions of tiny chihuahuas.

...:ok:  *starts kicking chihuahuas at the next poster*

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GAH! *Has Baseball bat* *whack!* *whack!* *whack!* etc etc

*uses baseball bat on the next poster*

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*dodges baseball bat*

OMG! Animal Abusers! *uses phone to call in ASPCA for the previous two posters then throws the phone at the next poster*

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*opens door* Did someone call the- *WHACK!* X_X *falls over on the next poster*

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*Shoves him off*

AHHHH! How did you find my house!

*Pepper Sprays the next poster*

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My Goodness you're strong.....>.>; *does a sidestep*

BUT THAT'S MY SINK!!!!!

*throws a champagne glass at the next poster*

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*stick*  *stick*  *stick*  *stick*  *stick*.......OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!  *rips the darts out frantically*

*ties several Wal-Mart bags over the next poster's head*

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graaaaaaaah!

*tears at bag* They wont come off! DX

*swings alarm clock around on cord to whack the next poster in the face*

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*tries to avoid, but...*

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!

My ears! They bleed!!! D=

*angrily splashes a large vat of baby oil to the floor where the next poster is standing*

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*stick!*

*pulls pencil out of eye*

uh huh. :o

*uses flash from camera to blind next poster*

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*Shields her hand over her eyes*

Pfft.....

*pulls out fire extinguisher and clocks the next poster in the head with it*

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J:  This is getting too familiar...@_@  *faint*

...If you want to be technical, could you say that Jasho is in my house?

Yeah, but-

Good.  *beats next poster over the head with Jasho's limp body*

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