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Attack the next poster with anything in your house!


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*I hold up a really big tomato, and the knife sticks in it*

I really hate tomatoes, but this one saved my life!  :lol:

Maybe I should....*takes a bite*  EWWWWWWWW!!!  PTOOOEY!!

*spews chewed up infected tomato paste all over the next poster*

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AAAAAAAAAAA MY FACE.....EWWWW

*Grabs many shurikens and throws 'em at the poster*

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HP: 120/120

Robotic Nightmare uses 50 shuriken!

9,999 DMG x 50

HP:  -499,830/120

Terminated?? O.o;

*takes the PS3 and smashes it over the head of the next poster*

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*Takes the PS3 and sells it on eBay for 10,000 dollars

Then hires a hitman to take care of the next poster*

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HEY! A hit man is not a household item so that doesn't count cheater. But just in case it is legal.

*I grab my Remmington 870 pump action shotgun, kills hit man, and starts shooting at next poster.*

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You have THAT in your house??  :shock:  *runs outside screaming like a girl*

*grabs the garden hose and starts gagging the next poster with it*

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HEY! A hit man is not a household item so that doesn't count cheater. But just in case it is legal.

HEY! He doubles as a pool boy even though I do not have a pool! D:

*manages to shove FEV away and spits out the hose*ACH-TOOEEE! YECK! That was gross.

*Throws a lit tea light candle at the next poster*

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What the heck is a tea light candle--*smack*  Ow!

*stuffs the next poster in a cardboard box and duck tapes all the air holes*

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*Still has the shotgun, shoots new air holes and busts out.*

Now your gonna get it!

*Gets in truck and starts chasing next poster, while still shooting the shotgun.*

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*IMPAPLES the truck with a huge green John Deer tractor with fork attachments. Starts smashing the crap out of it, then runs it into a tree, splitting the truck in half.*

You done just got PWNT!! Redneck farmer style! n00b137

*Gets out and puts on a guili sniper suit and jumps into the bushes and takes out his 30-06 and loads a hi-penetration varmit round! Magnum no less, and sights in on the next poster*

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  • 1 month later...

*I trip on a crack in the sidewalk and fall into a hole where construction is occurring as the round from Puff's firearm fires and whizzes right where I was standing a split second earlier*

Ouch.  I knew I should have stepped over that crack.  Hmm?

*finds a pile of shattered sidewalk fragments and starts chunking them out of the hole toward the next poster*

Hey, we're just outside my house, so it counts, :P  *jumps out of the hole and runs back inside*

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*ducks under flying chunks of sidewalk*

What the? :P

*grabs tire-iron out of the destroyed truck and chases after the next poster inside*

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*dodges sideways, and watches the tire iron get stuck in the wall*

*Stabs the next poster with six pencils of various lengths and shades*

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*painfully pulls the pencils out then goes to a random child* Hey kid, its back to school. Here. *hands him the bloody pencils*

*takes old 13'' television and smashes it across the next poster*

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*Lets the old crt tube implode onto his skull, but feels nothing.*

*Grabs the young child and rip its leg off, using the splintered bone as a shank*

*Shanks the next poster*

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*wonders why the bone didn't puncture me*

*shoves hand of the next poster into the broken TV and electricutes him*

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  • 3 weeks later...

*stands there frozen*

*the plug falls out of the wall*

*I fall onto the floor and grab a metal pipe before whacking the next poster in the shin with it in combination with my current electrical properties*

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*Puff was wearing his shin guards, so he feels NOTHING!*

*grabs his broken laptop and starts to smash it over the next poster's head screaming: "WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BREAK YOU PIECE OF (brown stuff)!!!!*

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*uses Dwight's Mac as protection*

Behold...THE WRATH OF PODCAST 13!!!

*awesome KA Podcast theme plays, dazes next poster*

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omg.....music....so....hot....and....sexy....*drool*  ;)

*collapses onto a bookcase, and it falls over onto the next poster*

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"Oh shi-!" *dives away from the falling bookcase*

*gets up and bludgeons the next poster with an encyclopedia*

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*eats the encyclopedia*

MMMM MMMM! (female dog)

*poops out a tree and carves a wooden katana from and slashes the next poster*

Behold the power of my schitty wooden blade!

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*lights a match and catches the wooden katana on fire*  *since it came out of Puff's rear, it explodes*

What is that supposed to be, poop-on-a-stick?  xD

*strangles the next poster with my laptop AC cord*

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*cuts AC cord with scissors, FEV's laptop explodes in the face of the next poster*

(Random off-topic question: What kind of laptop do you have?)

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*coincidentally, my own laptop explodes in my face, being I am the next poster*

Well, it WAS a Dell Inspiron E1505....O_o

*throws the remains of the laptop into a blender, blends for a minute, then pours a mixture of metallic dust onto the next poster for him or her to inhale and choke on*

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