Four-eyed Vulpine Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 *I hold up a really big tomato, and the knife sticks in it* I really hate tomatoes, but this one saved my life! Maybe I should....*takes a bite* EWWWWWWWW!!! PTOOOEY!! *spews chewed up infected tomato paste all over the next poster* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robotic Nightmare Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 AAAAAAAAAAA MY FACE.....EWWWW *Grabs many shurikens and throws 'em at the poster* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Four-eyed Vulpine Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 HP: 120/120 Robotic Nightmare uses 50 shuriken! 9,999 DMG x 50 HP: -499,830/120 Terminated?? O.o; *takes the PS3 and smashes it over the head of the next poster* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sol-Ratcht Saporro Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 *Takes the PS3 and sells it on eBay for 10,000 dollars Then hires a hitman to take care of the next poster* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star Fox Runner Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 HEY! A hit man is not a household item so that doesn't count cheater. But just in case it is legal. *I grab my Remmington 870 pump action shotgun, kills hit man, and starts shooting at next poster.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Four-eyed Vulpine Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 You have THAT in your house?? *runs outside screaming like a girl* *grabs the garden hose and starts gagging the next poster with it* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sol-Ratcht Saporro Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 HEY! A hit man is not a household item so that doesn't count cheater. But just in case it is legal. HEY! He doubles as a pool boy even though I do not have a pool! D: *manages to shove FEV away and spits out the hose*ACH-TOOEEE! YECK! That was gross. *Throws a lit tea light candle at the next poster* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Four-eyed Vulpine Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 What the heck is a tea light candle--*smack* Ow! *stuffs the next poster in a cardboard box and duck tapes all the air holes* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star Fox Runner Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 *Still has the shotgun, shoots new air holes and busts out.* Now your gonna get it! *Gets in truck and starts chasing next poster, while still shooting the shotgun.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PuffNStuff Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 *IMPAPLES the truck with a huge green John Deer tractor with fork attachments. Starts smashing the crap out of it, then runs it into a tree, splitting the truck in half.* You done just got PWNT!! Redneck farmer style! n00b137 *Gets out and puts on a guili sniper suit and jumps into the bushes and takes out his 30-06 and loads a hi-penetration varmit round! Magnum no less, and sights in on the next poster* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Four-eyed Vulpine Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 *I trip on a crack in the sidewalk and fall into a hole where construction is occurring as the round from Puff's firearm fires and whizzes right where I was standing a split second earlier* Ouch. I knew I should have stepped over that crack. Hmm? *finds a pile of shattered sidewalk fragments and starts chunking them out of the hole toward the next poster* Hey, we're just outside my house, so it counts, *jumps out of the hole and runs back inside* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene Inari Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 *ducks under flying chunks of sidewalk* What the? *grabs tire-iron out of the destroyed truck and chases after the next poster inside* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leo K. Lighthouse Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 *dodges sideways, and watches the tire iron get stuck in the wall* *Stabs the next poster with six pencils of various lengths and shades* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sol-Ratcht Saporro Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 *painfully pulls the pencils out then goes to a random child* Hey kid, its back to school. Here. *hands him the bloody pencils* *takes old 13'' television and smashes it across the next poster* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PuffNStuff Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 *Lets the old crt tube implode onto his skull, but feels nothing.* *Grabs the young child and rip its leg off, using the splintered bone as a shank* *Shanks the next poster* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxbird22 Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 *wonders why the bone didn't puncture me* *shoves hand of the next poster into the broken TV and electricutes him* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Four-eyed Vulpine Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 *stands there frozen* *the plug falls out of the wall* *I fall onto the floor and grab a metal pipe before whacking the next poster in the shin with it in combination with my current electrical properties* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PuffNStuff Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 *Puff was wearing his shin guards, so he feels NOTHING!* *grabs his broken laptop and starts to smash it over the next poster's head screaming: "WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BREAK YOU PIECE OF (brown stuff)!!!!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxbird22 Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 *uses Dwight's Mac as protection* Behold...THE WRATH OF PODCAST 13!!! *awesome KA Podcast theme plays, dazes next poster* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Four-eyed Vulpine Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 omg.....music....so....hot....and....sexy....*drool* *collapses onto a bookcase, and it falls over onto the next poster* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene Inari Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 "Oh shi-!" *dives away from the falling bookcase* *gets up and bludgeons the next poster with an encyclopedia* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PuffNStuff Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 *eats the encyclopedia* MMMM MMMM! (female dog) *poops out a tree and carves a wooden katana from and slashes the next poster* Behold the power of my schitty wooden blade! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Four-eyed Vulpine Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 *lights a match and catches the wooden katana on fire* *since it came out of Puff's rear, it explodes* What is that supposed to be, poop-on-a-stick? xD *strangles the next poster with my laptop AC cord* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxbird22 Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 *cuts AC cord with scissors, FEV's laptop explodes in the face of the next poster* (Random off-topic question: What kind of laptop do you have?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Four-eyed Vulpine Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 *coincidentally, my own laptop explodes in my face, being I am the next poster* Well, it WAS a Dell Inspiron E1505.... *throws the remains of the laptop into a blender, blends for a minute, then pours a mixture of metallic dust onto the next poster for him or her to inhale and choke on* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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