PuffNStuff Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 *puts on mask to filter out the laptop dust'o'doom* Screw this..... *Shoots the next poster with a .45 cal revolver* HA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene Inari Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 *matrix dodge* Haha, special affects. *grabs a pile of DVDs and throws them like ninja stars at the next poster* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxbird22 Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 They're shurikens. HONESTLY. Those DVDs would normally hurt me... *assumes Ask a Ninja pose and voice tone* ...But, I'm a ninja. I look forward to killing the next poster SOON! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Four-eyed Vulpine Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 *trips ninja Foxbird with a telephone cord and throws the phone at the next poster* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxbird22 Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 Did you forget I'm a ninja, FEV? *dodges trip and phone, letting the phone fly overhead to hit the next poster* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene Inari Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 *ducks and phone continues to fly at next poster* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxbird22 Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 *phone does strange 180 degree turn, flies back toward me, I duck again and it soars toward the next poster* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PuffNStuff Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 *Grabs the phone....* hello? *some muffled speaking from the phone* Its for you! *Hands it to the next poster and the phone explodes* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxbird22 Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 *answers phone, explodes with the force of a TNT Snap-it* Man, he was in a cranky mood...left a slight sting, too. *challenges next poster to a Death Match in Age of Empires* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene Inari Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 You're on! *after many hours of a war of attrition the next poster finally begins weakening* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PuffNStuff Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 *Only appears to be weakining..... Then 15 onagers appear inside ur stronghold (lumberjack tactic woo) and start to tear the next poster's base apart from the inside!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxbird22 Posted September 17, 2007 Share Posted September 17, 2007 *unleases swarm of priests from temple and converts attackers to Gryphonism* *uses new minions against next poster* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Four-eyed Vulpine Posted September 17, 2007 Share Posted September 17, 2007 *turns into a bird from their power* Yay! I'm a bird! *flaps and flies into the air* Wheeeeeeeeee!!! *turns back into a human* Ahhhhhhhhhh!!! *crashes at high speed into the next poster* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PuffNStuff Posted September 17, 2007 Share Posted September 17, 2007 *Fev falls towards Puff, who just so happened to be hauling his brand new "guest bed"...... Puff steps out of the way and....* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Four-eyed Vulpine Posted September 17, 2007 Share Posted September 17, 2007 *lands on the cushiony bed* Yay! Squishy! Thanks for breaking my fall, Puff! *gets up and walks off* *grabs digital camera and takes a picture of the next poster with a flash as bright as a trillion suns* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxbird22 Posted September 17, 2007 Share Posted September 17, 2007 I can't see anything. Fire anyway! *throws Sharpclaw Energy Barrels around randomly* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sol-Ratcht Saporro Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 *ducks* Wait, how were you able to get your hands on those? GASP! Illegal trafficking! *dials the police to take foxbird and the next poster to the slammer* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene Inari Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 I was framed! *breaks out shortly after and goes to the next posters house with a crow bar* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PuffNStuff Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 *cuts the crow bar in half with his torch.* *Burns the next victim.... i mean poster!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxbird22 Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 *fur and feathers catch on fire* Hey look, an abnormally large garden hose! Wait, it's a pressure washer! *extinguishes fire on self* SHOOPDAWHOOP!!!!!!!!!!!! *blasts next poster with extremely lethal water stream* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Four-eyed Vulpine Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 2007 Word of the Year. SHOOPDAWHOOP. *sidesteps the stream and it continues on to the next poster* I'm too lazy to think of anything unique right now, :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxbird22 Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 Hey, what the-! *stream suddenly comes out the other end, blasts through me, and blasts the poster behind me* Haha, that means it went back toward you, FEV! *water does strange 360 rotations, and blasts every next poster, including previous ones* Behold, the power of the circle! And pi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Four-eyed Vulpine Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 *the water does such crazy stuff that it inadvertantly warps to the seventeenth dimension* Well, now that that is over with... *pokes the next poster with a sharp pencil* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxbird22 Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 OUCH! That really hurt! *starts crying* *cries so much it drowns the next poster, which will probably be FEV!* :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene Inari Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 *backs away slowly* You take care of him! *pushes next poster towards Foxbird and runs* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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