PuffNStuff Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 the title speaks for itself... #1 NEVER drink a can of vault at midnight, expecting to go to sleep, its 2:40am... I learned my lesson... ... can't sleeeeeeeeep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chiro-Chan Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 Never EVER EVER show your friend Fanfiction.net. Don't eat Cheez-Its and drink milk at the same time. Never eat soggy waffl-oh wait. If you're going to a Japanese restaurant for the first time, and you see something that resembles a slice of pink salmon on your plate that is wadded up nicely, do not eat it. It's actually pink ginger. (based on a true story) If you have friends like mine, never ask them for suggestions for drawings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salmon45 Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 Ha ha. I did the pink ginger thing, too. I sure leaned my lesson. I also tried to eat one of the little rolled up steamed towels at another restaurant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Krystal Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 Never get a SomethingAwful account and mention that you're furry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chiro-Chan Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 Ha ha. I did the pink ginger thing, too. I sure leaned my lesson. I also tried to eat one of the little rolled up steamed towels at another restaurant. You tried eating one of the towels? xD Also: Don't eat anything if you don't know what it is, and even then, if you do know what it is, but have never eaten it before, always be skeptical. (based on another true story involving eel) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salmon45 Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 Never ask a woman her age or weight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvolutionSFox Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 Never get a SomethingAwful account and mention that you're furry. You did this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salmon45 Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 Well once I sort of accidentally asked this lady her age and she got mad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DZComposer Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 If you're going to a Japanese restaurant for the first time, and you see something that resembles a slice of pink salmon on your plate that is wadded up nicely, do not eat it. It's actually pink ginger. (based on a true story) Actually, you're supposed to eat it between sushi pieces to clean your pallet of the prior piece's flavor. Now, the Wasabi on the otherhand is not to be eaten by itself, lest you want to nasal passage to feel like it's on fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Krystal Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 You did this? Of course not! I'm not stupid! :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owner/Technical Admin Sideways Posted July 5, 2007 Owner/Technical Admin Share Posted July 5, 2007 lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salmon45 Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 Never try to melt a choclate bunny in the microwave. I tried to do this to get chocolate syrup for my ice cream. It turned into nasty tar that filled my whole house with chocolte smoke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Four-eyed Vulpine Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 Never let out a belch right after drinking one of those Capri Sun pouches. I've done it before, and it is the nastiest taste in the world. Even worse than burping after milk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salmon45 Posted July 8, 2007 Share Posted July 8, 2007 That does sound gross. Never try drinking a juice box through your nose. It works, but leaves a bad taste in your mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvolutionSFox Posted July 8, 2007 Share Posted July 8, 2007 ._.; Belching after eating pizza is the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PuffNStuff Posted July 8, 2007 Author Share Posted July 8, 2007 never ask me about my fic... You will have nightmares Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V-Starfox Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Never, ever, ever go to a beach, and go into the water. Or at least make sure there aren't any jellyfish. It hurts like hell when one stings you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star Fox Runner Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Never stick a pair of tweezers into an electrical outlet, I know from experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Krystal Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 never ask me about my fic... You will have nightmares I can attest this. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PuffNStuff Posted July 11, 2007 Author Share Posted July 11, 2007 This is quite the thread i started! 150! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caboose_The_moron Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Never walk into claymores.(remember *front towards enemy*) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chiro-Chan Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 You mean like the land mines or the swords? Painful either way. *hugs her claymore dagger* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramuza Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 Never take away Chiro-Chan's claymore dagger! or something bad might happen... *takes it anyway* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chiro-Chan Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 *screams wildly, and takes it back* MINE. Never look on E-bay for N64 controllers. >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PuffNStuff Posted August 4, 2007 Author Share Posted August 4, 2007 Never dance in front of a webcam.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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