Ice Fox 111 Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 You are walking down the street in a nearly deserted town in the middle of nowhere with no money in your wallet. After hours of walking you notice a GameStop on the horizon and quickly run toward it after seeing the holy grail of posters: "Yes! We have Star Fox Wii!". Upon arrival you see a sign in the window that says "Back in a half-hour", and turn to walk away dejected. Then all of a sudden you notice a stack of three boxes in front of the door and upon looking inside you find that each contains a Nintendo Wii, a copy of Star Fox Wii, and a copy of Resident Evil 4 Wii Edition. Of course, your first impulse is to grab the box and high-tail it out of there, but then you have a change of heart as you see a mound of c4 as well as a small motion-tracker attached to some wiring in the inside of the box (play along, please). Now. WHAT WOULD YOU DO? Personally, I'd choose option 3. If it was a Playstation 3, I might go for it, but a Wii? No way. Edit: Darn, just realized that this is in fact only the sixth WWYD. Sorry 'bout that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PuffNStuff Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 Cut the red wire.... Take off the detonator.... Put c4 on the building.... Take wii.... Mission Accomplished! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Four-eyed Vulpine Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 I'm a good little Nintendo fan. By the way, this is indeed the seventh WWYD. Technically, WWYD: Earthquake is the sixth. I broke the trend by not numbering it, for I thought it wouldn't really matter after a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Krystal Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 Call up the nearest relative to drive me to some money, then wait for them to return to make a great purchase. It's never my first impuse to steal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Fox 111 Posted September 15, 2007 Author Share Posted September 15, 2007 ^Bah, purist spoilsports! In all fairness, I don't think StarFox Wii is going to be any good if current trends continue due to the fact that Assault and Command are horrid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene Inari Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 I'd just wait there and make a mention of their insane security measures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxbird22 Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 I'm a good little Star Fox fan. Honestly, I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PuffNStuff Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 On second thought it would be funnier to pay a small mexican kid to go up and grab it. WAY more funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sol-Ratcht Saporro Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 You know you could edit the titles right? Anywho, I wouldn't even be in the vicinity of a store that had a habit of wiring C4 to boxes of consoles and video games. I wouldn't want to lose my limbs over a game. How would I be able to play the game without them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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