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Real men of Lylat


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This is something new I'm doing. These are parodies of Bud Light's "Real men of genius" series. The links to the actual commercials are here:

http://arc.diis.net/cache/page/budlight.html

http://www.allowe.com/Humor/audioRMOG.htm

Now, the first parody:

*drums and keyboard*

:fox:- Corneria Light presents Real men of Lylat

:falco:- Real men of Lylat

:fox:- Today, we salute you, Mr. Do a barrel roll shouter

:falco:- Mr. Do a barrel roll shouter

:fox:- Without your undying commitment, we might find ourselves in a space battle, unable to get out of our situation.

:falco:- Oh I need you now!

:fox:- Like a true leader, you butt in at just the right time and give us life-saving advice.

:falco:- OH!

:fox:- Should you shout it once or twice, or perhaps ten times.

:falco:- Keep shouting!

:fox:- While others rest, you can't, because, somewhere, there's a guy in space searching for a way out.

;) :kat:- Searching, searching, searching...

:fox:- So crack open a nice cold Corneria Light oh sultan of shouting, because if you don't do your job, we can't do ours.

:falco:- Is there anybody out there?

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I love those ads! Very good work there. They are made up of mostly other songs, though, I think you could do more with it, come up with an original joke for it.

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Hey, that's pretty funny.  I like it.  *grabs the link*

I liked the idea so much that I made my own parody, if you don't mind.

*drums and keyboard*

:fox:  Corneria Light presents “Real Men of Lylat.”

^_^  Real men of Ly-la-at

:fox:  Today, we salute you, Mr. Ridiculously-Huge-End-Of-Mission-Boss.

:falco:  Mister-ridiculously-huge-end-of-mission-bo-OSS!

:fox:  Many enemies are weak, but you, sir, have the mechanical brain to be a thousand times bigger and intimidate challengers…only to have the same weakness as all the others.

:falco:  Oh my gosh, that’s HUUUUGE!

:fox:  If the hero isn’t screaming at your size, he’s awestruck by the big shiny gem on your metal forehead…which is the WEAK POINT of your machine.

:falco:  Oo-ooh, pretty colors!

:fox:  The many morphing sequences you can perform are sure to drag what would be a quick beating into an endurance match.

:falco:  Seventeen hours LOOOOOONG!

:fox:  And if you actually get destroyed by the hero, don’t worry.  You’ll always get reincarnated in a sequel.

:falco:  I thought I killed him last time!

:fox:  So crack open a nice cold Corneria Light, oh machine of machines.  Because without you, an exciting and adventurous mission would be a boring walk in the park.

:falco:  Mister-ridiculously-huge-end-of-mission-bo-o-o-oss!

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I'll try to come up with a new one. Currently, I have several ideas:

. Mr. Team Star Wolf reject

. Mr. Likes to refer to himself in the third person guy

. Mr. Wears his sunglasses at all times guy

. Mr. Guy with the annoyingly high voice

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