Gene Inari Posted September 22, 2007 Share Posted September 22, 2007 Here's a fun game. Just give a number for your tip and give your nugget of advice. Tip #62: A 'friendly fire' ain't always friendly. Tip #360: You can't run through trees. Tip #89: Never miss a good chance to shut up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starfox87 Posted September 22, 2007 Share Posted September 22, 2007 Tip #87: Never order the the three-cheese omlette with broccoli. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxbird22 Posted September 22, 2007 Share Posted September 22, 2007 ...any number? I like going in order. #Googoplex + 1: FEV is a genius and should immediately be consulted for mathematics questions. <_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Krystal Posted September 22, 2007 Share Posted September 22, 2007 Tip #sqrt(-1): To ensure permanent and profitable employment, A. Create new DRM scheme B. ????? C. PROFIT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Four-eyed Vulpine Posted September 22, 2007 Share Posted September 22, 2007 #Googoplex + 1: FEV is a genius and should immediately be consulted for mathematics questions. Tip #10100: Foxbird22 is ALWAYS right. <_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PuffNStuff Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 6i Its always better to work with a twelve pack near by... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DZComposer Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 Tip #9A43E596D930FB342 (It's Hex): A USB device will not work if the USB cable is connected to the computer's ethernet port. (Sadly, I have seen this) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Four-eyed Vulpine Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 How the heck can you even fit a USB plug into an ethernet port? Tip #3.1415...Never give your little sister chocolate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DZComposer Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 It turns out that an RJ45 port is the same width as a USB port. The scary thing is, it doesn't feel wrong when you do it. The amount of resistance is close to that of an actual USB port. tip No. 1001110101110101110101111100010010001100010110111110101010010101010110001010111011011110001100110010111001101 (binary): Do not put your iPhone into a Blandtec blender. It will be reduced to dust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxbird22 Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 It turns out that an RJ45 port is the same width as a USB port. The scary thing is, it doesn't feel wrong when you do it. The amount of resistance is close to that of an actual USB port. Huh. It really does fit snugly. I never would have thought! Tip #10100: Foxbird22 is ALWAYS right. Of course I am. The Gryphon knows all. - Tip #lne: Beware of mathematical confusion (a.k.a awesomeness) when FEV and Foxbird merge their brains together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Four-eyed Vulpine Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 Tip #2-squared-squared: When you put mine and Foxbird's brains together, you get Four-eyed Foxbird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Krystal Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 Tip #1: Never lick a hot-waxed car. Tip #2: Be careful to not loose your focus when practicing Chester-Don-Tao, or else you'll fall off the ceiling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Four-eyed Vulpine Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 Tip #43986: Don't light a match after you fart in a fully-enclosed, non-ventilated space. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PuffNStuff Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 Tip #7838 (stfu in txt) Never ever let the hot air out of FEV and Foxbirds heads. As the amount will surly cause global warming on a massive scale! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxbird22 Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! GLOBAL WARMING!!!!!!!!! *runs* *carries global warming with him* No, get away! I might explode any minute! DWIGHT DOESN'T KNOW HIS MATH!! Tip #1: Never lick a hot-waxed car. I already took Tip #1. lne = 1. ...and why would you want to lick a car anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Krystal Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 ...and why would you want to lick a car anyway? If you were Chester, you might understand. Tip #33: Be careful when lighting a kitten on fire, they tend to explode. Tip #34: There is porn of it, no exceptions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxbird22 Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 (Meow Mix tune) Meow meow meow meow, Meow meow meow meow, Meow meow meow meow meow meow- BOOM! Couldn't help it. Tip #34: There is porn of it, no exceptions. ZOMG, teh pr0nz! Run! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Krystal Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 Tip #25: Do a barrel roll! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene Inari Posted September 25, 2007 Author Share Posted September 25, 2007 Tip #136: Everything is cliche and there is nothing original. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owner/Technical Admin Sideways Posted September 25, 2007 Owner/Technical Admin Share Posted September 25, 2007 OMG RULE 34. Tip # 59 Never stick a fork in an electrical outlet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxbird22 Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 Tip #[Xe]4f145d106s2p6: Follow your father's example. (A thousand Interwebs and a cookie to whoever knows what the Tip # represents.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PuffNStuff Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 Tip #4 Remember to charge your cellular device every night. Other wise the devil will come to bite ur torso! :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Four-eyed Vulpine Posted September 26, 2007 Share Posted September 26, 2007 Tip #[Xe]4f145d106s2p6: Follow your father's example. (A thousand Interwebs and a cookie to whoever knows what the Tip # represents.) That's the electron configuration of the element Xenon. Tip #38956: If you're going to ask a question that you know someone can correctly answer, make your offer something like a penny. :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene Inari Posted September 26, 2007 Author Share Posted September 26, 2007 Tip #122: Always keep an anti-tank rocket handy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxbird22 Posted September 26, 2007 Share Posted September 26, 2007 That's the electron configuration of the element Xenon. Oh man, you're SO CLOSE! But no cookie yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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