There once was a fox named Fox.

[Four-eyed Vulpine]

We desperately need a story game on the boards, so here it is.  Your job is to continue the Star Fox story I start, using a maximum of five sentences per post.  Here we go!  Don't forget to go crazy.

"BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BE-SMASH!!"  Falco pounded the blaring alarm clock and shattered its display, but the current running through the broken LED's ran through Falco's arm, giving him a painful shock.

"OWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!" he screamed as he yanked his arm back.  However, his reaction was so great that he slammed his arm back into the wall, causing him to jolt back the other way and fall off the bed, onto a random scattering of marbles.

"Ugh....whyyyyyy..."

[Mr. Krystal]

Fox was in his own room, sleeping soundly, when HIS alarm awoke him. "Mmmmm, hey Fox, how did you sleep?"

Fox smiled at Krystal, "I slept great." Fox leaned in to kiss Krystal on the nose, but before he could, a combination of 80's TV show "WOOOOOO" and "AWWWWWW" tracks played with such intensity that both foxes were hurled into the blackness of space, right through the Great Fox's bulkhead, never to be heard from again, except in the next sentence.

Meanwhile, on Corneria, all the astronomers suddenly, and inexplicably, went blind.

[Four-eyed Vulpine]

Falco, upon hearing the horrendous noise next door, got up and walked out into the dilapidated corridor in his red and white polka-dotted boxers.  All he could see was a gaping hole in the ship facing Corneria, with pieces of ship ramming the planet's surface (and the blind astronomers).  He sighed and pressed a random button on the wall, causing a tractor beam to fire from the mess hall and into deep space, though he had no idea who or what he was trying to retrieve.  After a minute, Fox and Krystal came crashing through the window and clambered over the tables in the mess hall.  Falco then tried to deactivate the beam, but only succeeded in cycling through the available beam colors--red, blue, green, pink, violet, lavender, polka-dot, plaid, and the Batman symbol.

[Mr. Krystal]

Thankfully, Batman always knows when he is needed and appeared from no-where.

"AH!!! Batman out of no-where!" screamed Falco.

Batman gave him a look that would kill a puppy, threw a Batarang into the control panel, then, conveniently and spontaneously combusted.

"Thank you, Batman, wherever you are... oh hey, I forgot to ask him if he got my "Be the Next Robin" entry!" Falco was put out.

Thanks to the Batarang's personal time with the control panel, the beam turned an ugly shade of fuschia before it disengaged, leaving a nice Fox & Krystal ice sculpture as the centerpiece for a marvelous-looking breakfast.

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Seeing his friends frozen solid, Falco gravely noted that only one man could make things right: the Myspace Kid.

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"MySpace Kid," crooned Falco, "...oh MySpaaaace Kid....I'm gonna delete your MySpaaace."

"GYYYAAAAHH!!! BITCH!!!! GO DIE, BITCH!!!!!", screamed the MySpace Kid, and with that he hurled an open salt shaker at Fox and Krystal at 100 MPH. The shaker shattered, sending salt flying everywhere and thawing the ice. Meanwhile, the MySpace Kid went on to a semi-lucrative career in Minor League Baseball.

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Falco had no idea what that was all about (Neither did I). At least Fox and Krystal were still okay, but then Fox's ears perked up. he heard something familiar to him. Something he had always loved ever since he grew up in the 1980s. Yes!! Fox's favorite reality television series, the Ninja Turtles and Transformers duel to the death, had just come on TV!! Fox slapped on an Autobot logo and put on Leonardo's headband, shouted "Rock and Ride!!" and threw himself back out the hole. Krystal sighed, and said "I'll go call the Looney Tunes, and get them to out loony Fox.".