Rogue Fox Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 This is an announcement stemming from the "Do you think Krystal is hot" thread. This is my answer to the question "What if Krystal was real?" ************************************************************* <Strange announcer voice appears from nowhere> Fan boys... Are you tired of just spending countless hours downloading pictures of Krystal and letting them sit in your hard drive or in a drawer? Don't you wish you could do more about them? WELL LOOK NO FURTHUR! Introducing the New KRYSTAL RAY! This product allows you to change any female into your favorite blue-furred beauty. All you have to do is insert 6 D-cell batteries, and with one click of the button you can have a real life Krystal rather than just on paper. The genetic structure will instantly be implanted and will begin to replace the former DNA. In less than an hour the genetic structure will completely change to that of Krystal's. <Now the hyper-fast fine print announcer> Note that the victim will experience immence pain caused by her entire genetic structure being reformed while still concious. Do not use on males, for that would be just wierd. <Announcer voice again> Just send $29.95 plus shipping and handling and you can have your own Krystal. IT'S THAT EASY! So call "1-800-Krystal" now! And coming soon the FOX McCLOUD RAY for all you fan girls. ************************************************************* Scary huh? Discuss. JIM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shadow_wolf Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 huh.... who came up with that?? well id guess alot of people would have bought that.. maybe me 2... id just have to get a willing girlfriend first... :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Fox Posted August 25, 2005 Author Share Posted August 25, 2005 That was all from my brain. But I got the idea when someone posted who wished Krystal was real. JIM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest metroidsecretworld Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 :lol: Dude, that's funny. I'd never want to change someone, but if I met Krystal, I'd ask her to teach me staff martial arts, and I'd ask her to put some more clothes on. :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Fox Posted August 25, 2005 Author Share Posted August 25, 2005 I think I was watching on of those infomertials on TV when I was thinking this short story up. JIM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inuyasha Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 Now THAT is funny. Specifically, the "Possible side effects" part. Though something tells me people would be horribly beaten and/or mauled by the person on whom they use this one. Most likely. -Inuyasha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvolutionSFox Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 I would love to show her a plushie of her! *chuckles* Only if I had a plushie... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Fox Posted August 26, 2005 Author Share Posted August 26, 2005 I would love to see the look on the parents' faces when the random girl goes home. I could hear the conversation now... "Um... Mom... Dad." "I met some guy in the park and he blasted me with some lazer thing." "Then I grew blue fur and a tail." "Why are you staring at me?" JIM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Fox Posted August 26, 2005 Author Share Posted August 26, 2005 Now THAT is funny. Specifically, the "Possible side effects" part. Though something tells me people would be horribly beaten and/or mauled by the person on whom they use this one. Most likely. -Inuyasha Actually the victim would also act like Krystal because the genetics would also change the person's brain. JIM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XG Fox Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 *dies laughing* That's great! I wish I had one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaith Posted October 2, 2005 Share Posted October 2, 2005 *phones number* Ello?... *long pause* what do you mean it isn't real! I'm the 20th person to ask... by the way what is the deal with your phone number jimmy... ah... I see... you a Krystal fan too... hmmm... what do you mean when you saw the ad you phoned yourself hoping to buy one... that's just stupid!... you thought it would work... uhhh... I'm going to hang up now... your starting to creepy me out... and no I won't dress up as krystal and come to your house so stop asking damn it! *click* well... that was weird... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvolutionSFox Posted October 2, 2005 Share Posted October 2, 2005 I would love to see the look on the parents' faces when the random girl goes home. I could hear the conversation now... "Um... Mom... Dad." "I met some guy in the park and he blasted me with some lazer thing." "Then I grew blue fur and a tail." "Why are you staring at me?" JIM Then the parents go to the park to find a line of people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coolcat blood sucking cat Posted October 2, 2005 Share Posted October 2, 2005 Hey also get me an emmy ray...I want krystal and Emrald ray Then shoot one person with both to see the hotness factor..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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