Arwing Ace 813 Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 Hi guys. A good freind from Arwing Landing named Riccofox has created this Starfox spoof site, and alot of it is funny. But the thing is: not too many people know about it, and it needs comical contribution. So come and veiw, or contribute if you want to. www.starfoxspoof.weebly.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabre Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 Pictures of starfox smoking with bloodshot eyes. Also the arwing crashing into the world trade centre. Very funny, inventive, and tastful. That's sarcasm btw. : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARWINGCOMMANDER 3987 Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 That is not funny. Let me show you what funny really is. Fox, take off my shirt. Okay. Now take off my pants. No problem. My socks. There you go. Now my underwear. Okay. Fox.. Yes? If you ever wear my clothes again we're getting a divorce! Now that is comedy. It's hardly even visual, and you have think about what they're really doing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Krystal Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 That is not funny. Let me show you what funny really is. Fox, take off my shirt. Okay. Now take off my pants. No problem. My socks. There you go. Now my underwear. Okay. Fox.. Yes? If you ever wear my clothes again we're getting a divorce! Now that is comedy. It's hardly even visual, and you have think about what they're really doing. Holy cow! Nice one. Your comedy is improving. Totally not what I was expecting there. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARWINGCOMMANDER 3987 Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 Thanks! Here's another one. Hello? No, I'm interested in any time share in your condo sir. Goodbye. Hello? No, I'm still not interested! Hello?! Look pall, for the last time, I'm not...Oh! Hi mom! This is based on one I read on deviantART. Did you know falcons sometimes eat the carcasses of other animals? No I didn't. Then I dare you to eat that dead Sharpclaw over there. I don't think that's such a good idea Fox. Oh come one Falco, are ya chicken? Brawck!! Brawck!! Brawck!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabre Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 First one was best... ...I am stealing it btw. It's based on what you assume is happening, but the punch line changes it, revealing the real humourous situation. Kind of like that magic slide joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARWINGCOMMANDER 3987 Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 Don't steal my....well, everyone has the right to use any joke, so use it if you wish. :leon: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leon_279 Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 Hello? No, I'm interested in any time share in your condo sir. Goodbye. Hello? No, I'm still not interested! Hello?! Look pall, for the last time, I'm not...Oh! Hi mom! There's a mistake in you're comic. :krystal: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arwing Ace 813 Posted April 23, 2008 Author Share Posted April 23, 2008 I'm sorry some of you don't like it. And I know the World Trade Center was a bit much, but that's why he needs more people to contribute. One person's ideas wont make it super-funny. But excellent comedy Arwing Commander! Ricco will put it on the site and he'll be sure to cite you appropriately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sol-Ratcht Saporro Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 There's a mistake in your comic. LMAO, the pot that called the kettle black. (I'm jokin' with ya, BTW) But yes ARWINGCOMMANDER there is a logical flaw in your second joke (LOOK AT IT NAO!). First one was unexpected and funny. *nods head in approval* Anywho, I looked at the site. It had a few giggles in store. (Mainly because of the Fox+blunt pic) But tell, Riccofox to keep at it. Comedy is kinda hard to pull off especially for Star Fox so I amend him for trying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARWINGCOMMANDER 3987 Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 Well, here's one that you can't see what they're looking at, but my dad thought it was weird. How cute. It's Fox in the 2nd grade. Awww. And here's Falco running naked through a corn field. Wait! When was that taken? Last summer. Awww. :evil: Another one. Okay, I've been doing a little bit of studying on Fox. This is Fox's behavior without Krystal around. This is how Fox reacts when Krystal is around. :grovel: What?! You needed to study that to know about it?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Four-eyed Vulpine Posted April 30, 2008 Share Posted April 30, 2008 That place needs some pictures that don't have to do with drugs: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Four-eyed Vulpine Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 And NEVER stand between a Redeye and his chicken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Four-eyed Vulpine Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 Wow, doesn't anybody check this page anymore? Fourth picture. Aren't you glad they don't grow that big on Earth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Krystal Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 Wow, doesn't anybody check this page anymore? Fourth picture. Aren't you glad they don't grow that big on Earth? It's not physically possible for spiders and insects to get larger than a foot or so long. The two problems are: 1. Their relative weight to relative strength ratio would become so small that their small legs wouldn't be able to support their own weight. 2. The special organs that they use to breath (not lungs or anything like them) only function correctly on a small scale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Four-eyed Vulpine Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 Wow, didn't expect a scientific comment on the spider, I'm sure they probably have some altered characteristics on other planets that allow for larger sizes, but they would likely fall under something else other than "spiders." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Krystal Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 Wow, didn't expect a scientific comment on the spider, I'm sure they probably have some altered characteristics on other planets that allow for larger sizes, but they would likely fall under something else other than "spiders." While it's possible that spiders could have lungs at that size, the weight to strength ratio would present a major problem regardless of how much they were altered. The only way it would work is if the gravity were so low on those planets that they effectively didn't weight as much. The problem with that is that the air would be thin or non-existent (see Moon). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabre Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 erm, you do know we are talking about starfox, least scientific thing you can get this side of D&D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Four-eyed Vulpine Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 Well, I have more screenshot edits, but since I'm cranking them out so fast (and I don't want to dominate somebody else's thread), I'm going to branch my pictures off into a separate fan art thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARWINGCOMMANDER 3987 Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 Now for something completely different! Star Fox and the Holy Grail! There it is! The Bridge of Death! Aw great! Look! It's Shabgunga the Shopkeeper from Sauria! What's he doing here? He's also the keeper of The Bridge of Death. He asks each traveller 5 questions.. Three questions! ..Right, 3 questions. Whoever answers the 5 questions.. Three questions! ..Three questions correctly gets to cross. What happens if you get a question wrong? The shopkeeper throws you into his gorge of eternal peril. So who's gonna ask the questions? Why doesn't Falco go? Sure, what do I do? Just answer the 5 questions.. Three questions! ..3 questions as best as you can, and we'll all watch....and pray to god. Shabunga: Stop!! Who approacheth the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, there the other side ye seek! Lay it on me old man! Shabunga: What...is your name? Falco Lombardi of Star Fox. Shabunga: What...is your quest? I'm looking for the Holly Grail. Shabunga: What...is your favorite color? Red. Shabunga: Okay, off you go! Thanks! That's easy! Shabunga: What...is your name? Slippy Toad of Star Fox. Shabunga: What...is your quest? I seek the Holy Grail. Shabunga: What.....is the capital of Nebraska? ....I don't know that! (Falls into the gorge) Shabunga: What...is your name? Dash Bowman of the Cornerian army. Shabunga: What...is your quest? I seek the Grail. Shabunga: What...is your favorite color? Uhh....pass? (Falls into the gorge) Shabunga: What...is your name? Krystal McCloud of Star Fox. Shabunga: What...is your quest? To seek the Holy Grail! Shabunga: What...is the airspeed velocity of a swallow? What do you mean? Shabunga: What? Do you mean an African or European swallow? Shabunga: ....Oh, I don't know that! (Goes into the gorge) Wow, Krystal knows so much about swallows. You have to know these things when you're British after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leon_279 Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 ARWINGCOMMANDER, Those aren't that funny, no offense. This is funny though- http://omnywrench.deviantart.com/art/Krystal-Komic-58714890 :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Splinter Sensei Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 LOL leon that was funny! Howwwwwwwwwl! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Krystal Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Another nice comic, new! http://Frobman.deviantart.com/art/Star-Fox-Command-Roll-80200144 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Splinter Sensei Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Another nice comic, new! http://Frobman.deviantart.com/art/Star-Fox-Command-Roll-80200144 lol do a barrel role! :leon: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabre Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 The Krystal mind read one was done better in a resident evil spoof fan fic series. One where they go camping I beleive (was made my S.T.A.R.S girl, if anyone can find her work I'd be greatful). In the story, she has mind powers, Brad say "Just stay out between 12 and 5, thats 'me' time." "I guess were going to learn how to walk across these hot coals without hurting ourselves?" "No, that course costs to much." "Now, let's begin our lesson, you go first." *shove! "Wha-" *FOOSH! "And there we learn the lesson of never using cheap aftershave." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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