EvolutionSFox Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 This is a seconds game, you post then you see how many seconds you posted on and match it up with one of these. Remember, you're playing any Starfox game then one of these occur. 01: You suddenly gain 5000 points. 02: You dad starts to say "DO A BARREL ROLL" over and over. 03: Your TV explodes and game console implodes. 04: Slippy jumps out of the TV and you both become very, very best friends. 05: A touch-down tornado hits and destroys everything besides you and your game console. You continue playing. 06: A Starfox plushie of any kind falls on your head. 07: A aparoid jumps on your head, suffocating you. 08: You lose the game, GAME OVER. 09: Andross all of a sudden smushs Fox with his hands, until Fox is pulp. 10: Ash Ketchum tackles Slippy and savagily beats him for taking his hat, you stand there amazed and happy. 11: Fox breaks the news that he is allergic to blue fur to Krystal. *GASP* 12: You suddenly grow red fur, then the local zoo imprisions you to a suffering life of humiliation and furries wanting to pet you over and over. 13: Tricky moves in with you, IN with you. 14: Fox McCloud teleports you to the Great Fox then hires you for his next arwing pilot. 15: It was all a dream and you wake up. 16: You sneeze continously until Slippy says out of the screen, "GOD BLESS YOU!". 17: Fox and Krystal butcher Slippy with lightsabres. 18: You win the lottery and become a tri-billionaire. 19: A heavy metalist group comes to your house and plays the Starfox theme full-blast. 20: You get a Starfox T-shirt in the mail with a Pink Pigma hoody. 21: You get a game that is Starfox Assault/Adventures/N64/NES all mixed together. 22: Fox McCloud suddenly tackles Slippy and beats him for admitting he was homosexual to him last night. 23: Falco pulls out a boom-box and starts playing "I LIKE BIG BUTTS". 24: Wolf O' Donnell admits he is Fox's long-lost cousin. 25: Suddenly a game that features Darth Vader vs James McCloud comes out, you get the first Directors-cut version! 26: The creators of Starfox send you a Starfox movie that features Bruce Willis as Fox and Tom Cruise as Wolf. 27: Peter Griffin suddenly replaces Fox, Fat Albert replaces Slippy, Eddy replaces Peppy, Link replaces Falco and Birdo replaces Krystal. Rob stays. 28: Will Smith comes into your house and repeatingly says "AH, HELL NAW" to the Starfox game. 29: Everyone on Earth burns every copy of every Starfox games and tortures the owners. 30: Krystal finally admits her love to Beltino, you laugh your ass off then die. 31: You suddenly die of a heart attack, we will remember you. 32: Leon and Falco get engaged... AWW/WTF!? 33: Andrew tells Andross that he really isn't his nephew, Andross tells Andrew that he is his mom. 34: Fox finally cracks at Peppy's, "DO A BARREL ROLL" and he breaks his hip. You applause then Fox breaks your hip. 35: ROB is recreated into a Monster-Truck and Fox drives him around and he accidentally runs over Krystal. 36: Fara, Miyu, and Fay all gang up on Krystal. 37: Slippy starts throwing frog legs at you through the screen and you become allergic to them, you start growing hives. 38: Megaman, Samus and Master Chief all gang up on Fox. 39: You win the lottery and become a tra-ga-billionaire. 40: You lose, you get pissed and throw your game console out the window, breaking it. 41: Starfox start speaking in German. 42: Everyone on earth starts speaking Dino. 43: You suddenly grow Fox ears and you poke then repeatingly. 44: The Great Fox is re-incarnated, Peppy then rejoins the arwing team. 45: The team finally pays the Great Fox bill off, but they had to pay with Slippy and Peppy included. 46: Krystal admits to Fox that she's slept with almost the whole Cornerian fleet, he admits that he has too. 47: You recieve everything you ever wanted for remaining a Starfox fan. 48: Puddle of Mudd creates the next Starfox Theme. 49: Wolf does a barrier roll while Fox is on the wolfen, splat. 50: Samus adopts Fox as her pet, cute team eh? 51: Megaman joins the Starfox team, they dominate the whole gaming universe. 52: The Human race encounters the Starfox, dominating them and the team suffers a life of humilation and tests. 53: You recieve a love-note from Krystal's voice-actor. 54: You recieve a love-note from Slippy's voice-actor. 55: Fox gets pissed from dieing and the game automatically shuts off. 56: All the popular franchises invade and destroy Starfox. 57: Falco's dad turns out to be Wolf O'donnell. 58: You get a digitized watch of Starfox, rock on. 59: Krystal admits her love to you. 60: ANY OF THESE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
james mccloud Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 Im confused please explain agaain. I got it now. and if i wouldave gotten it before i would have had 60. damn... oh well now i got 8 YAAAY!!!...damnit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TravisFox Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 Do what now?.................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dragonstorm Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 But you can't see your'e seconds here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludvig11 Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 I found something similar to this when I googled. http://64.233.183.104/search?q=cache:HH-EKmD0sV0J:lylatsystem.proboards24.com/index.cgi%3Fboard%3DJokes%26action%3Dprint%26num%3D1091660157+Lylat+System+Forum+list+and+bloopers&hl=sv&client=firefox-a Its Google-Cache thats why the link is soo big, I couldn't get in to this topic else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamecuber459 Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 All I'm getting from this is just. Post a message, don't touch anything so it will automatically take you back. Count the seconds it takes from you clicking "post", to coming back to the topic. Then, repost the post you just sent and say what you got and complain about it. I'm first. "12: You suddenly grow red fur, then the local zoo imprisions you to a suffering life of humiliation and furries wanting to pet you over and over" Lucky me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TravisFox Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 Ok lemme try 06: A Starfox plushie of any kind falls on your head. Cute.....yeah...real mature... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Jal Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 ? i dont get it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Jal Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 i get it now. 23: Falco pulls out a boom-box and starts playing "I LIKE BIG BUTTS". LOL(':lol:') Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Jal Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 50: Samus adopts Fox as her pet, cute team eh? yaaaay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvolutionSFox Posted August 30, 2005 Author Share Posted August 30, 2005 Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 10:58 pm Post subject: That thingie is the thing to go by, I mean. So... post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Jal Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 ohh 38: Megaman, Samus and Master Chief all gang up on Fox Die Megaman yaay Samus and Master Chief Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shadow_wolf Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 ah now i got it.. 07: A aparoid jumps on your head, suffocating you. nOOOOH!!! *choked to death...* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galactic Jaguar Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 32: Leon and Falco get engaged... AWW/WTF!? Falco's gay!!! Well we all knew leon was... But Falco WTF!!!!! 13: Tricky moves in with you, IN with you. OMFG!! *pulls out a knife and slices tricky up and throws him in the garbage* 59: Krystal admits her love to you. Yeah I love you too Krystal*hugs Krystal* :oops: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArwingMaster Posted September 4, 2005 Share Posted September 4, 2005 starfox speaks german? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coolcat blood sucking cat Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 weeeeee what did i get? 58: You get a digitized watch of Starfox, rock on. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XG Fox Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 60: ANY OF THESE! Then I choose this one. 59: Krystal admits her love to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coolcat blood sucking cat Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 I wanted that 27: Peter Griffin suddenly replaces Fox, Fat Albert replaces Slippy, Eddy replaces Peppy, Link replaces Falco and Birdo replaces Krystal. Rob stays. that i did not want Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaith Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 Peter: It's our duty to save the Lylat System Ahahahahah! I said duty, but no time to laugh about it now! 09: Andross all of a sudden smushs Fox with his hands, until Fox is pulp. ...Well this sucks... how come he gets gigantic hands and I don't! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orbital Fox Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 59. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvolutionSFox Posted January 16, 2006 Author Share Posted January 16, 2006 Oh man- I can't even believe I made this topic... XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kit Airheart Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 26: The creators of Starfox send you a Starfox movie that features Bruce Willis as Fox and Tom Cruise as Wolf. Bruce Willis!? Come on, how old is he? I think Colin Ferrell or somehting would have been a better choice, being Irish and all ;p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fox235 Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 59 59 59 59 59..... *continues typing 59 * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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